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I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him..
#21936576 - 07/13/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thoughts on this?
I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.
Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".
I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936635 - 07/13/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brad pitt. Or tom brady. Id gladly let them fuck my future wife no questions asked.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936639 - 07/13/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dys said: Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
I dont have crushes, just future victims
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21936644 - 07/13/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.
We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21936646 - 07/13/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] 1
#21936651 - 07/13/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dys said: I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.
as I said... victims
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936654 - 07/13/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
I agree. Because in real life i'm a closeted bisexual. LOL
I've got quite a bit of man crushes.
But the latest are Gerard Butler, and Jeremy Renner (only in the hurt locker though)
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21936659 - 07/13/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.
We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.
I didnt have gay thoughts than i turned my world upside down on mushrooms. Is there a support group for this i even have a trans gender girlfriend now. What has my life become.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SushiKing]
#21936676 - 07/13/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing. I can't think of any male celebrities with particularly attractive personalities though
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle]
#21936686 - 07/13/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing.
I'm the same way most of the time, unless it's Brad Pitt.
He could be the dumbest man alive, but i'd still get man crush over him.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21936691 - 07/13/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936892 - 07/13/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dys said: Thoughts on this?
I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.
Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".
I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx] 1
#21936917 - 07/13/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. Hendrik Lundqvist.

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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936924 - 07/13/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What are gay people to make of a thread like this 
Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Psychonautica]
#21936933 - 07/13/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol
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BlindSophist said: What are gay people to make of a thread like this 
Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.
Ya johnny depp was another that came to mind
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21936938 - 07/13/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does wanted to get fucked in the ass make me gay lol
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx] 1
#21936944 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn't like him when he was younger but his ass aged like wine. Also, Harrison Ford when he was younger.
This list might get a bit long...
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#21936947 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol
Its ok i really only get horny enough for anal play very occasionally. But i might just not be that used to it.
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