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I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him..
    #21936576 - 07/13/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thoughts on this?

I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.

But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.

Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".

I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..

Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?

And are you "not gay, but..."?


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21936635 - 07/13/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Brad pitt. Or tom brady. Id gladly let them fuck my future wife no questions asked.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21936639 - 07/13/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dys said:
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?






I dont have crushes, just future victims


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21936644 - 07/13/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.

We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21936646 - 07/13/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21936651 - 07/13/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.





as I said... victims


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21936654 - 07/13/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.




I agree. Because in real life i'm a closeted bisexual. LOL

I've got quite a bit of man crushes.

But the latest are Gerard Butler, and Jeremy Renner (only in the hurt locker though)


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
    #21936659 - 07/13/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Eddie Vedder


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #21936661 - 07/13/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.

We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.




I didnt have gay thoughts than i turned my world upside down on mushrooms. Is there a support group for this i even have a trans gender girlfriend now. What has my life become.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SushiKing]
    #21936676 - 07/13/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing. I can't think of any male celebrities with particularly attractive personalities though


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936686 - 07/13/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing.




I'm the same way most of the time, unless it's Brad Pitt.

He could be the dumbest man alive, but i'd still get man crush over him.


Edited by 1234go (07/13/15 10:19 AM)


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
    #21936691 - 07/13/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21936892 - 07/13/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dys said:
Thoughts on this?

I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.

But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.

Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".

I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..

Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?

And are you "not gay, but..."?





I finally found a sig more painful to look at then my own


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #21936917 - 07/13/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Hendrik Lundqvist.




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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21936924 - 07/13/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What are gay people to make of a thread like this :crankey:

Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21936933 - 07/13/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21936936 - 07/13/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
What are gay people to make of a thread like this :crankey:

Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.




Ya johnny depp was another that came to mind


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21936938 - 07/13/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Does wanted to get fucked in the ass make me gay lol


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #21936944 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn't like him when he was younger but his ass aged like wine. Also, Harrison Ford when he was younger.

This list might get a bit long...


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21936947 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol




Its ok i really only get horny enough for anal play very occasionally. But i might just not be that used to it.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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