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run across the street naked * 2
    #21935060 - 07/12/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you guys wanna have a Shroomery challenge, where we all run across the street naked somewhere and try not to get caught?

Extra points for broad daylight.


Have you ever been naked in public before?


Intelligently discuss, don't discuss if you're just gonna be some weird freak and turn it into some weird sexual freakish trash like "oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya" cuz that's just freakish


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 7
    #21935071 - 07/12/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You seem ok... But you try so hard.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 6
    #21935072 - 07/12/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies] * 6
    #21935074 - 07/12/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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undersativaskies said:
You seem ok... But you try so hard.



Reported.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935080 - 07/12/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.

Good luck! :thumbup:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Detached]
    #21935083 - 07/12/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.

Good luck! :thumbup:



hahahahahaha wtf u banged a chick behind a dumpster???

did u have a mohawk for it or what??


igt maybe i will


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21935090 - 07/12/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bonus points if you run through people's houses


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #21935094 - 07/12/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bonus points of course being code word for "felony" and "registration".


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935105 - 07/12/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Reported for awesomeness. For being naked. Naked awesomeness!


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21935114 - 07/12/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I also just realized my wife shadows my posts and doesn't generally pay attention to the other posts in the thread until a wtf moment. When she comes across my first post, she's gonna have a very wtf moment.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21935122 - 07/12/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's pretty creepy


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935123 - 07/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I also just realized my wife shadows my posts and doesn't generally pay attention to the other posts in the thread until a wtf moment. When she comes across my first post, she's gonna have a very wtf moment.



hahaha that's great


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935129 - 07/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21935133 - 07/12/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:shrug: I suppose to some it would be.. Doesn't really bother me though. Not like it translates into real life and she just constantly follows me around..

or does she..


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Detached]
    #21935137 - 07/12/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Detached said:
Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.




I wouldn't hold your breath for video.

A few weeks ago I went to my FWB. It was pouring rain and he was standing in his driveway in his underwear,


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935139 - 07/12/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't worry I won't tell her about that thing you did


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935147 - 07/12/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You haven't really lived unless you've ran around a cow field spanking a bag of wine naked throwing firework mortars at your naked compadres.


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Edited by undersativaskies (07/12/15 09:16 PM)


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21935163 - 07/12/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

At summer camp, we had something called the polar bear club. If you got up at the break of dawn and jumped naked into lake Winnipesaukee everyday of the week, on Friday the counsellors would take you out for a frappe (that's a milkshake in New Hampshirese.) Of course, I did it to see naked boys. I imagine that was the counsellors' motivation as well.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods]
    #21935167 - 07/12/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ive skinny dipped before. But kids li e in my neighborhood and no fucking way am i looking to pick up a sex offender charge doing something completely idiotic.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935174 - 07/12/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How does the other thread, with an actual slight possibility of intelligent discussion, get locked, yet this one stays open?


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935183 - 07/12/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know if I've ever seen a Sheekle thread get closed.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21935197 - 07/12/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
How does the other thread, with an actual slight possibility of intelligent discussion, get locked, yet this one stays open?



I don't know why everybody gets the idea that my threads are sarcastic or troll threads, I genuinely think this would be a good idea and a nice break from the day-to-day clothed lifestyle we all presumably partake in


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21935208 - 07/12/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, a felonious record is always a good break from normal clothes..

meh, those days of being nude in public for me are over :oldman:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21935213 - 07/12/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn: this sounds like a great idea... I recommend tossing your tubs and cakes first :cool:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21935214 - 07/12/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Ive skinny dipped before. But kids li e in my neighborhood and no fucking way am i looking to pick up a sex offender charge doing something completely idiotic.




"I'm sorry Officer - she was asking me about dogs!" :rofl:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935216 - 07/12/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Treant said:
How does the other thread, with an actual slight possibility of intelligent discussion, get locked, yet this one stays open?




The one about whether you get your dick From your dad or your mom? Really?


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Detached]
    #21935223 - 07/12/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Ive skinny dipped before. But kids li e in my neighborhood and no fucking way am i looking to pick up a sex offender charge doing something completely idiotic.




"I'm sorry Officer - she was asking me about dogs!" :rofl:



:ilold:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935248 - 07/12/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yes, it was a thought-provoking post.

Do you get the genes that determine the characteristics of your genitals for your father's side, your mother's side, or both?

I know what the obvious answer is, but maybe that's not correct, who knows, we all could've possibly left the thread knowing something we didn't before it.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods]
    #21935251 - 07/12/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Man the moments of getting weird and naked infront of your friends before it was weird. Priceless.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935262 - 07/12/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Yes, it was a thought-provoking post.

Do you get the genes that determine the characteristics of your genitals for your father's side, your mother's side, or both?

I now what the obvious answer is, but maybe that's not correct, who knows, we all could've possibly left the thread knowing something we didn't before it.



Fine I'll open it back up but you better have something deep and meaningful to say.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21935285 - 07/12/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Treant said:
How does the other thread, with an actual slight possibility of intelligent discussion, get locked, yet this one stays open?



I don't know why everybody gets the idea that my threads are sarcastic or troll threads, I genuinely think this would be a good idea and a nice break from the day-to-day clothed lifestyle we all presumably partake in



I now get why the cat in your sig is looking at you with the expression it is.. that poor cat.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935289 - 07/12/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you guys wanna have a Shroomery challenge, where we all run across the street naked somewhere and try not to get caught?

Extra points for broad daylight.


Have you ever been naked in public before?


Intelligently discuss, don't discuss if you're just gonna be some weird freak and turn it into some weird sexual freakish trash like "oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya" cuz that's just freakish





so you're the first to do this challenge right?

let us know how your new charges as a sex offender work out


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21935320 - 07/12/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

Exactly what i was saying.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21935373 - 07/12/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Ive skinny dipped before. But kids li e in my neighborhood and no fucking way am i looking to pick up a sex offender charge doing something completely idiotic.



:lol: Theres a grade school right up against my backyard, like teachers come up to our house to retrieve basketballs and shit.that fly into our yard all the time. Otherwise i would do it.

When i first moved in here i was sitting in my car packing a bowl in my driveway before i left, and i heard a knock on my window, so i stuffed my bowl in a spot under my dashboard and it was one of these teachers asking if he could get a basketball out of our yard. I was so fucking startled, nothing ever came of it though so i guess he was a cool guy. And there is literally no way he didn't see it, and i live in illinois, so thats like really rare to find a like-minded person around here, much less a grade school teacher.:lol:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21935430 - 07/12/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ya i live about 4 blocks from the elementary school. I walk by it every morning as the bus station is another 4 blocks past it.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21935967 - 07/13/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Do you guys wanna have a Shroomery challenge, where we all run across the street naked somewhere and try not to get caught?

Extra points for broad daylight.


Have you ever been naked in public before?


Intelligently discuss, don't discuss if you're just gonna be some weird freak and turn it into some weird sexual freakish trash like "oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya" cuz that's just freakish





so you're the first to do this challenge right?

let us know how your new charges as a sex offender work out




This.

My brother went to FSU. A friend of his was drunk and whipped his dick out and pissed in public. Someone reported him and now he's a registered sex offender
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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936060 - 07/13/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.

Good luck! :thumbup:



hahahahahaha wtf u banged a chick behind a dumpster???

did u have a mohawk for it or what??


igt maybe i will





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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936225 - 07/13/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: run across the street naked [Re: MommaSmurf] * 1
    #21936687 - 07/13/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

wtf kind of faggotass party-pooper goes out of their way to report someone for pissing in public? "OH GOD ITS THE NATURAL HUMAN FORM HOLY SHIT"


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936689 - 07/13/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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wtf kind of faggotass party-pooper goes out of their way to report someone for pissing in public? "OH GOD ITS THE NATURAL HUMAN FORM HOLY SHIT"





tell it to the judge


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21936759 - 07/13/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How is urinating a sex offense? I mean, it could be, but 99.9% of the time it is simply emptying your bladder.

Also look at this


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods] * 1
    #21936900 - 07/13/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I cant do this, people will see my small pecker


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936943 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:takingnotes:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21936958 - 07/13/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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wtf kind of faggotass party-pooper goes out of their way to report someone for pissing in public? "OH GOD ITS THE NATURAL HUMAN FORM HOLY SHIT"




I piss in public all the time. I know im toeing the line but fuck sometimes you just gotta piss. I find the most secluded place possible. When i was living in seattle there are no public bathrooms. The 30 minute ride to downtown i had to piss so bad. I've pissed in damn near every alley up and down 3rd avenue. :lol:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #21937322 - 07/13/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

[mod edit: there are so many other threads where you can race bait]


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21938136 - 07/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Run through a church


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: twelvelookslikeu] * 1
    #21938175 - 07/13/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21939080 - 07/13/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Do you guys wanna have a Shroomery challenge, where we all run across the street naked somewhere and try not to get caught?

Extra points for broad daylight.


Have you ever been naked in public before?


Intelligently discuss, don't discuss if you're just gonna be some weird freak and turn it into some weird sexual freakish trash like "oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya" cuz that's just freakish



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Re: run across the street naked [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21939125 - 07/13/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

how come we cant devise a scenario that makes it totally necessary/excusable to do this. also im with not wanting people to see my roamn statue penstate.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #21939360 - 07/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Skinny dipping, but that wasn't broad daylight.

A few of my friends are doing the naked bike ride here in August, I won't be in town then, but even if I was I don't think I have the balls to ride my bike naked through a big city. Even if it's with a pack of other naked people.

I might with enough bodypaint though.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: pirate-blues]
    #21939437 - 07/13/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Skinny dipping, but that wasn't broad daylight.

A few of my friends are doing the naked bike ride here in August, I won't be in town then, but even if I was I don't think I have the balls to ride my bike naked through a big city. Even if it's with a pack of other naked people.

I might with enough bodypaint though.



Id do that for sure

sounds fun on lsd :lol:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21939455 - 07/13/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What kind of Tek is this, will it make my Shrooms uber elite? /s :smilingpuppy:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21939462 - 07/13/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yall motherfuckers
neeed rationality !

:lol:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21941195 - 07/14/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: run across the street naked [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21941250 - 07/14/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ppl r sayn its national nudey day


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21941254 - 07/14/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

maybe even international..


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