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run across the street naked * 2
    #21935060 - 07/12/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you guys wanna have a Shroomery challenge, where we all run across the street naked somewhere and try not to get caught?

Extra points for broad daylight.


Have you ever been naked in public before?


Intelligently discuss, don't discuss if you're just gonna be some weird freak and turn it into some weird sexual freakish trash like "oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya" cuz that's just freakish


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 7
    #21935071 - 07/12/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You seem ok... But you try so hard.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 6
    #21935072 - 07/12/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

oh yeah i'll do it only if all the sexy ladies of the shroomery do it first oh yeah baybay my names johnny bravo oh yea so cool ya


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies] * 6
    #21935074 - 07/12/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

undersativaskies said:
You seem ok... But you try so hard.



Reported.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935080 - 07/12/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.

Good luck! :thumbup:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Detached]
    #21935083 - 07/12/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.

Good luck! :thumbup:



hahahahahaha wtf u banged a chick behind a dumpster???

did u have a mohawk for it or what??


igt maybe i will


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21935090 - 07/12/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bonus points if you run through people's houses


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #21935094 - 07/12/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bonus points of course being code word for "felony" and "registration".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935105 - 07/12/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Reported for awesomeness. For being naked. Naked awesomeness!


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21935114 - 07/12/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I also just realized my wife shadows my posts and doesn't generally pay attention to the other posts in the thread until a wtf moment. When she comes across my first post, she's gonna have a very wtf moment.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21935122 - 07/12/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's pretty creepy


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935123 - 07/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I also just realized my wife shadows my posts and doesn't generally pay attention to the other posts in the thread until a wtf moment. When she comes across my first post, she's gonna have a very wtf moment.



hahaha that's great


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935129 - 07/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21935133 - 07/12/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:shrug: I suppose to some it would be.. Doesn't really bother me though. Not like it translates into real life and she just constantly follows me around..

or does she..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Detached]
    #21935137 - 07/12/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Nope, never been naked in public before except the one time I banged a girl behind a dumpster.

Go first with your challenge Sheekle and make sure someone get's it on video so we all know how it goes.




I wouldn't hold your breath for video.

A few weeks ago I went to my FWB. It was pouring rain and he was standing in his driveway in his underwear,


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935139 - 07/12/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't worry I won't tell her about that thing you did


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935147 - 07/12/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You haven't really lived unless you've ran around a cow field spanking a bag of wine naked throwing firework mortars at your naked compadres.


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Edited by undersativaskies (07/12/15 09:16 PM)


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: undersativaskies]
    #21935163 - 07/12/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

At summer camp, we had something called the polar bear club. If you got up at the break of dawn and jumped naked into lake Winnipesaukee everyday of the week, on Friday the counsellors would take you out for a frappe (that's a milkshake in New Hampshirese.) Of course, I did it to see naked boys. I imagine that was the counsellors' motivation as well.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods]
    #21935167 - 07/12/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ive skinny dipped before. But kids li e in my neighborhood and no fucking way am i looking to pick up a sex offender charge doing something completely idiotic.


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Re: run across the street naked [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935174 - 07/12/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How does the other thread, with an actual slight possibility of intelligent discussion, get locked, yet this one stays open?


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