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InvisibleShiithead
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Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role??
    #21935012 - 07/12/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Discuss unintelligently.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935018 - 07/12/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How long did you spend thinking up this question?


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935025 - 07/12/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I say fathers. I've seen my dads big dick, I mirror his genetics.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: MoxyOx]
    #21935037 - 07/12/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Not long. When I was younger, I remember taking a shower with my dad in a locker room and after growing up I realized my dong was a monster compared to his. Just wondering if my mom's genetics had an effect on the size of my laphog. Also, I know my dad is my father.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead] * 4
    #21935045 - 07/12/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well the obvious answer is he isn't really your father and you've been lied to your whole life.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead] * 8
    #21935046 - 07/12/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

does your mom have a big dick?


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: wrestler_az] * 2
    #21935053 - 07/12/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

comparing your dick size to your dads....? :feelsweirdman:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21935063 - 07/12/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: PLURAL] * 3
    #21935098 - 07/12/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't really think about this kind of shit


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935108 - 07/12/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead] * 2
    #21935118 - 07/12/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Y'all asked for more rule 4 modding.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods] * 2
    #21935268 - 07/12/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Unlocked. Treant wants to talk about his dad's cock.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935274 - 07/12/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Unlocked. Treant wants to talk about his dad's cock.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

I want to hear about it too


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods] * 4
    #21935275 - 07/12/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lets get justfortoday in here too.  I hear his dads dick, when erect, is SEVEN INCHES!!


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21935281 - 07/12/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Where'd you hear that? Seems hard to believe. All that guy wants to do is brag about how awesome he is and 7 inches for someone that awesome is kinda underwhelming.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935287 - 07/12/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Unlocked. Treant wants to talk about his dad's cock.



I'm busy typing out a reply for another thread, I will be back to discuss this when I am done.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21935288 - 07/12/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think you missed the obvious point of burke's post: how the fuck does JFT know how many inches his dad's dick is.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935291 - 07/12/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Unlocked. Treant wants to talk about his dad's cock.





I wanna talk about his mom's cock


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935294 - 07/12/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well he has to get that bragging trait from somewhere.. I assume him and his dad whipped them out and measured them.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21935298 - 07/12/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, you misunderstood.  Jft wishes he was hung like his dad.  His dad has the 7" dick.

It looks like the thread he made about his dad's dick was dumped because I can't find it.  I did find where shLong quoted the relevant info in another thread though:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21597303#21597303


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21935299 - 07/12/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
I don't really think about this kind of shit




Its like sitting at the dinner table with the family and realizing that everyone at the table has sucked on your mom tits.. including your mom possibly :quagmire:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21935300 - 07/12/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

JFT posted his dad's dick size in the pix of pubbers thread


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21935304 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: That is just so hilariously wonderful...

Lemme immortalize it here too just in case..

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shLong said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?







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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/12/15 09:55 PM)


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935305 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He may have, but I believe he also made a whole thread about his inadequate wiener in the sex forum too.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935306 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935345 - 07/12/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
:canthelpbutlaugh: That is just so hilariously wonderful...

Lemme immortalize it here too just in case..

Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?










OK so I'm confused. Is he saying that he saw his dad's dick fully erect, or that it wasn't erect but he's guessing it would be that size when erect?


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935353 - 07/12/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think he's just estimating because it would somehow be weird to walk up to your father with a ruler when his dick is erect and go "hey lemme measure that real quick?"


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935357 - 07/12/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Only on this site would a Mod reopen a thread based on posts in another thread about running around naked :lol:. Makes all other forums seem kinda meh


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935375 - 07/12/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah the "has to be" part implies estimation of some kind, but it's still kind of ambiguous whether he saw it erect or was just extrapolating its erect size.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935378 - 07/12/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well it would be kind of hard to estimate a dicks erect size when soft.. They vary so greatly. So I think he walked in on his father jerking off. Probably why he turned to alcohol.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Enjoywho] * 8
    #21935397 - 07/12/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.





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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935399 - 07/12/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is his dad a shower or grower is the real question...


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: 2shoes]
    #21935424 - 07/12/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

newbie2shoes said:
Is his dad a shower or grower is the real question...




I can give you his number and you can ask.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: 2shoes]
    #21935426 - 07/12/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends on the weather..


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Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935445 - 07/12/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

1:13




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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935461 - 07/12/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...




I locked this POS thread earlier but treant lobbied for its merits, or which I see none.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935466 - 07/12/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Treant trolled you.

I mean honestly what the fuck merit could this thread possibly have?


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935470 - 07/12/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm a busy guy, give me a second.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935471 - 07/12/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Treant trolled you.

I mean honestly what the fuck merit could this thread possibly have?




I can lock this up again.

Let it live or kill it?


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935475 - 07/12/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I say give him another 15 minutes since he's chimed in again. I'm kinda interested in what merit he could possibly bring to the thread.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935478 - 07/12/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
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newbie2shoes said:
Is his dad a shower or grower is the real question...




I can give you his number and you can ask.




No number needed, a pic will do.. especially since Almond Flours got banned before posting his time stamped HD ball sack... :whacker:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21935484 - 07/12/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.



pics or gtfo


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935504 - 07/12/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Damnit man he better deliver. I think this is the only time I've seen a Mod unlock a thread :megacrankey:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935506 - 07/12/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...




I locked this POS thread earlier but treant lobbied for its merits, or which I see none.



I just wanted to talk about the topic at hand, which is basically "Do you get the genes that determine the characteristics of your genitals from your father's side, your mother's side, or both?" and see if there could actually be some intelligent discussion happen here, I don't think it's possible now though.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935512 - 07/12/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

wheres the pics:zomgwtf:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935513 - 07/12/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think it was ever possible lol.. The pub isn't exactly overflowing with genetic scientists.

I mean at best you'd get a bunch of people with skewed data sets like seeing their father naked or equating their genitalia genetics to their mother's hair.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935515 - 07/12/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.



pics or gtfo




You'd like that wouldn't  you.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935524 - 07/12/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:

Let it live or kill it?




Dust to dust...

It's on you if you want to kill it. You are created in God's Image and all.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935527 - 07/12/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Quote:

koods said:

Let it live or kill it?




Dust to dust...

It's on you if you want to kill it. You are created in God's Image and all.



For this line alone, kill it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935529 - 07/12/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...




I locked this POS thread earlier but treant lobbied for its merits, or which I see none.



I just wanted to talk about the topic at hand, which is basically "Do you get the genes that determine the characteristics of your genitals from your father's side, your mother's side, or both?" and see if there could actually be some intelligent discussion happen here, I don't think it's possible now though.




I chimed in my thoughts. Genetically my mom is the far dominant one. Me and my 3 siblings all look exactly like her. The only thing i get from my dad is the small amount of mexican blood so i dont burn and i tan insanely fast.

The cock i dunno it is an interesting question.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21935530 - 07/12/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.



pics or gtfo




You'd like that wouldn't  you.




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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935533 - 07/12/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shut 'er down, koods.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21935536 - 07/12/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"Hey dad, Let me see your dick"


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935540 - 07/12/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If you play your cards right i might even let you touch it some day.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21935544 - 07/12/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't flatter yourself.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935576 - 07/12/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When a white man has sex with a black women, they male kids dicks is black.

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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: The Phleg]
    #21935584 - 07/12/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: The Phleg]
    #21935588 - 07/12/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935622 - 07/12/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do we know penis size is genetic? Maybe its your childhood diet. KFC and watermelon give you big dig, rice gives you a small dick, tacos give you mexican dick.
And anyone who saw their dads dick hard probably had a messed up childhood


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21935635 - 07/12/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:havesomescience:


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: propensity] * 1
    #21935669 - 07/12/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.








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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935675 - 07/12/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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