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Invisible2shoes
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21935299 - 07/12/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
I don't really think about this kind of shit




Its like sitting at the dinner table with the family and realizing that everyone at the table has sucked on your mom tits.. including your mom possibly :quagmire:


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21935300 - 07/12/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

JFT posted his dad's dick size in the pix of pubbers thread


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21935304 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: That is just so hilariously wonderful...

Lemme immortalize it here too just in case..

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shLong said:
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JustForToday said:
I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?







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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/12/15 09:55 PM)


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21935305 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He may have, but I believe he also made a whole thread about his inadequate wiener in the sex forum too.


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935306 - 07/12/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935345 - 07/12/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
:canthelpbutlaugh: That is just so hilariously wonderful...

Lemme immortalize it here too just in case..

Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?










OK so I'm confused. Is he saying that he saw his dad's dick fully erect, or that it wasn't erect but he's guessing it would be that size when erect?


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935353 - 07/12/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think he's just estimating because it would somehow be weird to walk up to your father with a ruler when his dick is erect and go "hey lemme measure that real quick?"


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935357 - 07/12/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Only on this site would a Mod reopen a thread based on posts in another thread about running around naked :lol:. Makes all other forums seem kinda meh


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Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

420th post. No regrets. Only joy.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935375 - 07/12/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah the "has to be" part implies estimation of some kind, but it's still kind of ambiguous whether he saw it erect or was just extrapolating its erect size.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: psi]
    #21935378 - 07/12/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well it would be kind of hard to estimate a dicks erect size when soft.. They vary so greatly. So I think he walked in on his father jerking off. Probably why he turned to alcohol.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Offlinepropensity
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Enjoywho] * 8
    #21935397 - 07/12/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im not sure. I got a good amount of dick but when i used to grow my hair out in high school and put it up i look exactly like my mom. So her genetics are by far the stronger. Dunno where i get this beast from.





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Invisible2shoes
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935399 - 07/12/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is his dad a shower or grower is the real question...


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: 2shoes]
    #21935424 - 07/12/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

newbie2shoes said:
Is his dad a shower or grower is the real question...




I can give you his number and you can ask.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: 2shoes]
    #21935426 - 07/12/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends on the weather..


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Drumdude27 said:
Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

420th post. No regrets. Only joy.


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935445 - 07/12/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

1:13




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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21935461 - 07/12/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
This thread has Koods' life hanging in the balance...




I locked this POS thread earlier but treant lobbied for its merits, or which I see none.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21935466 - 07/12/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Treant trolled you.

I mean honestly what the fuck merit could this thread possibly have?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935470 - 07/12/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm a busy guy, give me a second.


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21935471 - 07/12/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Treant trolled you.

I mean honestly what the fuck merit could this thread possibly have?




I can lock this up again.

Let it live or kill it?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Do you get your penis genetics from your dad or does your mother's play a role?? [Re: koods]
    #21935475 - 07/12/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I say give him another 15 minutes since he's chimed in again. I'm kinda interested in what merit he could possibly bring to the thread.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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