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My family sucks so much donkey asshole
#21933893 - 07/12/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just need to vent. My baby is supposed to be here on the 22nd by medically inducing my labor because it's dangerous for me to go to my due date and these selfish fucktards want me to reschedule it so it will be more convenient for them... they've already changed their whole lives around for my junkie sister who treats everyone who has helped her like complete shit but I'm supposed to plan the birth of my child around them?
What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? I'm already having to go back to work after 2 weeks when I'm already going to be working until the day before the induction and they can't take a day off instead of demanding I reschedule something medically necessary?
People fucking suck.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21933905 - 07/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn, if murder wasn't illegal I'd say you should kill them
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21933908 - 07/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's really shitty. I think you deserve more from your family/friends. Try to do the best you can for yourself regardless. Maybe someone will step up. Jesus, I'd help a complete stranger if they asked.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21933909 - 07/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: I just need to vent. My baby is supposed to be here on the 22nd by medically inducing my labor because it's dangerous for me to go to my due date and these selfish fucktards want me to reschedule it so it will be more convenient for them... they've already changed their whole lives around for my junkie sister who treats everyone who has helped her like complete shit but I'm supposed to plan the birth of my child around them?
What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? I'm already having to go back to work after 2 weeks when I'm already going to be working until the day before the induction and they can't take a day off instead of demanding I reschedule something medically necessary?
People fucking suck.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21933947 - 07/12/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've already told work dates I'll be out and it takes a doctor to reschedule... I'm just going to say fuck it and do it alone like I do everything else and have a no visitors sign put on my door. If they don't show up it's they're loss
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21933950 - 07/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's pretty absurd for anyone to think a medical procedure should be rescheduled for anyone's convenience outside of what is best for the patient.
Sometimes family can be ridiculous.
Don't let it drag you down.
Do what's right for you and hopefully your family will come around.
Best of luck on your new journey of parenthood.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21933974 - 07/12/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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While you may not be happy about the way things went down with the daddy, you seem to be a really nice gal. Family should be there to celebrate this incredible time with you and to lend you support. Unfortunately we don't get to choose our families. Stay strong! E-hugs to you. All the best.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: pslyke]
#21934006 - 07/12/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats harsh! 
I had to wake up at 4:15am and drive 10 miles to be there for my son, didnt even hesitate, didnt even lock the front door when i left 
Nothing is more important in my opinion, we are all here for you! Im also so excited for you! 
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Toadstool5]
#21934022 - 07/12/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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sucking asshole is my forte
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: pslyke]
#21934031 - 07/12/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Meh I'm not worried about the dad... with him I expect him not to be there but my family has known about this date for a month and has had no problem with it until the week before. that shit is just ridiculous...
Thanks you guys for the support though, it means a lot (and let's me know I'm not over reacting because of hormones lol)
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934033 - 07/12/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You are most certainly not over-reacting.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Konyap]
#21934040 - 07/12/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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maybe we should switch families so you can be around people with similar interests.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934046 - 07/12/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934056 - 07/12/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's fucked up zig, think your wife would notice?
Btw that's an awesome reg date (my birthday )
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934060 - 07/12/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: maybe we should switch families so you can be around people with similar interests.
Hhaha
I feel that way sometimes
iam bewildered that my family is my family 
i love them but we just dont go together well at all

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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934067 - 07/12/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said:
that's fucked up zig, think your wife would notice?
Sadly yesQuote:
Btw that's an awesome reg date (my birthday )
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: SunnyD]
#21934071 - 07/12/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sooo....take sheekles suggestion into consideration? Lol
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934072 - 07/12/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow. I've never heard of anything like this happening before. Usually I try to play devil's advocate for the sake of fairness, but what the hell? It's kind of unbelievable. Are you sure they're super assholes, and everything went down like you're saying? Nobody will come help you? That's seriously fucked up, and they should feel bad. What're their excuses?
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: SunnyD]
#21934074 - 07/12/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Uhh that's extremely selfish and pretty fucked up. Hope everything goes well!
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934079 - 07/12/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Sooo....take sheekles suggestion into consideration? Lol
No 
considering all the trouble that would bring not even close
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934084 - 07/12/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday. Think it over.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21934091 - 07/12/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday. Think it over.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#21934106 - 07/12/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yep that's how it happened...just got a phone call demanding I reschedule because my mom and sister have to work. I was like so? Take a day off, it's the birth of your grandchild. She also calls me selfish for breastfeeding and says it's nasty.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo] 1
#21934111 - 07/12/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wtf is wrong with your family 
What kinda delusion is in place for breastfeeding to be "selfish"...?
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934112 - 07/12/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can borrow my hand if you want an extra one for all the slapping you're going to need to do.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#21934117 - 07/12/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeh i would like think about if i even wanted people like that around my baby family or not.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21934138 - 07/12/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934143 - 07/12/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you
How about a stepdaughter and you become my stepfather? Deal?
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chicksgrowtoo said: Sooo....take sheekles suggestion into consideration? Lol
Yes, murder and hijinks while eating a Hydrox cookies. This whole thing with your sister is ridiculous, though.
I understand family support if someone has an addiction, even though they brought it on themselves. What's fucked up to me is that you're being placed behind her in terms of health priority.
You need to be cared for obviously with another baby popping out soon but I really don't think shutting your family out of your life is going to improve the situation whatsoever. Your sister is going to continue fucking up and you might continue being walked on.
Such is life, but you're a strong woman. Always remember that, talk to your mom/sister about this shit and let them know how you feel. If that doesn't change anything (probably won't) you're still gonna be awesome and so is Logan.
P.S. You're now only welcome in my house again if you provide the 55 gallon drum of cocoa butter this time.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934146 - 07/12/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When you express into a bottle, and you most assuredly will, she will get her chance then
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934158 - 07/12/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.
Well tell her tough shit it's your kid, not hers.
Wtf..
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934163 - 07/12/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.
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Breastfeeding is the preferred method. Doctor's recommend it. Tell your mom I said she's an idiot and that she should learn to read before making an ass out of herself like this (now might not be the best time, but keep it in your bag of insults).
https://www2.aap.org/breastfeeding/faqsBreastfeeding.html
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21934170 - 07/12/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I did...she didn't like it too much but oh well.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934179 - 07/12/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I also pointed out the fact that she drinks milk from cows and they don't shower every day like I do... it's pretty easy to piss her off lol
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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I had problems with my mother when my son was born. So I know what it's like to have a grandparent acting like they are the actual parent. It caused a whole lot of shit. At one point she threatened to just not be a part of his life at all (and caused a whole ton of drama doing it, not like she just said that and it was the end) unless she was allowed to be in the room when he was born.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
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zappaisgod said: I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you
How about a stepdaughter and you become my stepfather? Deal?
I don't have a stepdaughter to trade and from my experience I would never trade a girl for a boy. Boys really are stupid. See 90% of the posts on this sausagefest we call the shroomery. I wish she was a lesbian so she wouldn't have to deal with us shits at all
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934192 - 07/12/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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To be fair, they always wash cow udders before milking, but she's still wrong. Babies have a really weak immune system for a while after their born, and boob milk keeps them safe while they start to produce more of the cells that make antibodies.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21934211 - 07/12/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yep that's the overbearing type of shit I'm having to deal with. My mom has serious control issues even though she's been a really shitty mom most of my life.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21934218 - 07/12/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday. Think it over.
Hey you never know... some labors are well over 24hrs. His bday may end up being the 23rd.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934420 - 07/12/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your family sucks donkey asshole.. So you felt the need to expand it? I'm just joshing ya; but really stock up on free formula or else that little bastard is going to suck your tits dry.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Dest]
#21934432 - 07/12/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you seen her tits? I wouldn't worry about those puppies running dry. They aint A cups
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934511 - 07/12/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Konyap]
#21934577 - 07/12/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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all that matters is the baby at this point..
hopefully everything goes well for u and ur loved ones chicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934741 - 07/12/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd like to think I'll run 'em dry before the baby does.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
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Dream on, suckafish. She likes me more than she likes you, anyway
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
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just a quick question...
why a donkey asshole? why not a pig, or a chicken, is a donkey asshole the apex of assholes to suck?
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Lucis] 1
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Donkey signifies the 'jackass' on the barnyard symbolism chart.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
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Sharing is caring. I'll take the left one.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21934785 - 07/12/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappa doesn't strike me as the sharing type.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21934832 - 07/12/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: zappa doesn't strike me as the sharing type.
If I have to I can. Reluctantly. He might want to have somebody else start his car for a while
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934845 - 07/12/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934865 - 07/12/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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some families are retarded.
Time to run away and dont leave a trail behind u.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934895 - 07/12/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So I guess neither of you thought about the fact you'd have to share with Logan huh?
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo] 1
#21934898 - 07/12/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thought his name was Kevin or something..
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934911 - 07/12/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: So I guess neither of you thought about the fact you'd have to share with Logan huh?
You mean Kevin and I already said his car was going to explode. I've seen your tits. They could feed all three of us
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21934913 - 07/12/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahaha NO
Logan Reed Growtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934917 - 07/12/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Hahaha NO
Logan Reed Growtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934955 - 07/12/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think its a perfectly acceptable name... hmph
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934959 - 07/12/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You could do so much better. For instance with "Kevin Paul" It is lyrical
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934971 - 07/12/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like a mall cop..
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934972 - 07/12/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've already told you that you can't have him for your Kevin cult damn lol
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934987 - 07/12/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? I'm already having to go back to work after 2 weeks when I'm already going to be working until the day before the induction and they can't take a day off instead of demanding I reschedule something medically necessary?
People fucking suck.
Is this your first baby? Just relax and enjoy the next 2 weeks, you are in for a hell of a ride. (We had our first baby in May.)
I don't know how you could possibly jump back into work after 2 weeks.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Confucian]
#21934993 - 07/12/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No he's not my first but I think I'll be ok after two weeks. My bills don't give a fuck if I just had a baby unfortunately 
My income is the only income so I don't really have a choice.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21935021 - 07/12/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you
Trade me plz. I will be 10x worse but also probably be 10x funnier to be around. You will be able to cut costs by no longer needing entertainment such as TV or internet.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21935023 - 07/12/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: So I guess neither of you thought about the fact you'd have to share with Logan huh?
You mean Kevin and I already said his car was going to explode. I've seen your tits. They could feed all three of us
See? Now we're getting somewhere.
Now it's time to bust out the jug of Carlo Rossi Merlot. Possibly Franzia... Depends on how fancy you guys want to get tonight.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21996160 - 07/25/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The assholery continues... my sister actually asked me to babysit for her earlier. Her reason? She needs a break 
My reaction: um I just had a baby last week, FUCK YOU!
We're such a loving, caring and considerate family
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996176 - 07/25/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What the fuck? I guess she figures your stuck with one and another is no big deal. Which is pretty fucking stupid.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996180 - 07/25/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How old is her kid? If any older than year or so that's pretty douchey. Especially since she already knows how much work a newborn is.
If under a year, I could kinda exempt her from being douchey and just call her desperate, because those times are rough. Still not cool by any means though.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21996194 - 07/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He just turned six and is on meds for add and doesn't listen to shit anyone says. I love my nephew and don't think he needs the meds, just a mom that gives a shit enough to discipline him but now isn't the time to be asking me to babysit. I have two in diapers and she doesn't even work, I'm going back to work next weekend.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996196 - 07/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah that's pretty douchey then.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21996226 - 07/25/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah and she's 27 (old enough to know better)
On the other hand though my 16yo sister has been awesome. She had the other hospital bracelet when Logan was born and came to watch him so I could take a shower and eat. She took us to his first doctors appointment, picked up RX for me and even went grocery shopping for me...sad when the 16yo is the most responsible and caring in the family.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996267 - 07/25/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It isn't sad when you have at least one person who isn't a self absorbed asshole
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21996281 - 07/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck dudette,
I've just read through the thread to catch up. Did your folks have the decency to come by for the birth?
I was trapped in Cambodia when my nephew was born, and I tried really hard to get out to see him (he was born in Maine) but I was living on a $1/day budget and couldn't get a loan from my bank for the tickets. He's the cutest lil' dude in the world to me though, and I thought I hated babies and stuff till he came around.
As for his birth, my brother (the father) made it down to see him born. granted, they are rather young, and my family is very prim and proper. Good ol' New England hard-assed puritans. They didn't like how he was born out of wedlock while my bro was 20 (girl was 18) so they didn't go.
Now they give him shit for spending more time at work to support his kid instead of visiting even though he doesn't have a relationship with the mother any more and the kid lives with the mom's grandparents. He does his best, and he finished college and got a nice job and salary, but he has to work a lot under their demands and he wants to be sure his kid doesn't grow up homeless/without opportunity like we did. He does his best to see him, and he is the cutest!!
/rant, but I feel for you. families can suck super donkey dick. Keep strong! I wanted to extend my good vibes your way
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21996307 - 07/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah but I feel bad having to rely on her. She's so young and that's a lot of responsibility.
She offers to do stuff all the time and I tell her no and do it myself because she does wayyyy too much. I mean the kid spent her own money on a carseat for Logan today to keep in her car so I wouldn't have to swap mine back and forth between cars
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: lood_dood]
#21996341 - 07/25/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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My mom stopped by for a little while and my little sister stayed until she had to go to work... she basically does all the stuff his dad should be doing.
Thanks for the good vibes man
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996352 - 07/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Yeah but I feel bad having to rely on her. She's so young and that's a lot of responsibility.
She offers to do stuff all the time and I tell her no and do it myself because she does wayyyy too much. I mean the kid spent her own money on a carseat for Logan today to keep in her car so I wouldn't have to swap mine back and forth between cars
I don't think you understand the self worth that can accrue, should you have that mindset, from doing for others selflessly. I don't fucking understand it but I know it exists. As long as what she does is voluntary be happy you have her help and understand that she is getting something from it.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21996399 - 07/25/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Listen to Zappa, CGT! This post of his I'm replying to is something that not a lot of people understand and I couldn't agree with him more.
So don't feel bad and tell her "no" when she offers to help. She wants to help and you are in no way taking advantage of her kindness. After all, you more than deserve a bit of help after all the bullshit you've had to endure.
Also, exactly how much cocoa butter is needed for this weekend? We're running low already.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21996404 - 07/25/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ummmm I'm thinking a couple of gallons should be good but we'll have to get more Monday though.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996423 - 07/25/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it sucks that the 6yr old has to take add meds..
i hope u feel better n shit 
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says the self absorbed asshole.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996469 - 07/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Ummmm I'm thinking a couple of gallons should be good but we'll have to get more Monday though.
Damn! I'm gonna go broke constantly buying this much cocoa butter to rub all over each other... I think it's time we start extracting our own.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21996500 - 07/25/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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in france ADD is diagnosed like 12% of the time
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996530 - 07/25/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: My mom stopped by for a little while and my little sister stayed until she had to go to work... she basically does all the stuff his dad should be doing.
Thanks for the good vibes man 
Happy that at least happened 
Good vibes all around!
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zZZz]
#21996558 - 07/25/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz said: it sucks that the 6yr old has to take add meds..
i hope u feel better n shit 
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zappaisgod said: It isn't sad when you have at least one person who isn't a self absorbed asshole
says the self absorbed asshole.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zZZz]
#21996634 - 07/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah the percocet help with that whole feeling better thing lol
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996649 - 07/25/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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better than nothing
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zZZz]
#21996666 - 07/25/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I may be an asshole but self absorbed is not part of it.
arent assholes like literally self absorbed?..
They definitely shit all over the place that's forsure
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zZZz]
#21996678 - 07/25/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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