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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934971 - 07/12/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like a mall cop..
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21934972 - 07/12/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've already told you that you can't have him for your Kevin cult damn lol
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21934987 - 07/12/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? I'm already having to go back to work after 2 weeks when I'm already going to be working until the day before the induction and they can't take a day off instead of demanding I reschedule something medically necessary?
People fucking suck.
Is this your first baby? Just relax and enjoy the next 2 weeks, you are in for a hell of a ride. (We had our first baby in May.)
I don't know how you could possibly jump back into work after 2 weeks.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Confucian]
#21934993 - 07/12/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No he's not my first but I think I'll be ok after two weeks. My bills don't give a fuck if I just had a baby unfortunately 
My income is the only income so I don't really have a choice.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21935021 - 07/12/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you
Trade me plz. I will be 10x worse but also probably be 10x funnier to be around. You will be able to cut costs by no longer needing entertainment such as TV or internet.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21935023 - 07/12/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: So I guess neither of you thought about the fact you'd have to share with Logan huh?
You mean Kevin and I already said his car was going to explode. I've seen your tits. They could feed all three of us
See? Now we're getting somewhere.
Now it's time to bust out the jug of Carlo Rossi Merlot. Possibly Franzia... Depends on how fancy you guys want to get tonight.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21996160 - 07/25/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The assholery continues... my sister actually asked me to babysit for her earlier. Her reason? She needs a break 
My reaction: um I just had a baby last week, FUCK YOU!
We're such a loving, caring and considerate family
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996176 - 07/25/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What the fuck? I guess she figures your stuck with one and another is no big deal. Which is pretty fucking stupid.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996180 - 07/25/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How old is her kid? If any older than year or so that's pretty douchey. Especially since she already knows how much work a newborn is.
If under a year, I could kinda exempt her from being douchey and just call her desperate, because those times are rough. Still not cool by any means though.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21996194 - 07/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He just turned six and is on meds for add and doesn't listen to shit anyone says. I love my nephew and don't think he needs the meds, just a mom that gives a shit enough to discipline him but now isn't the time to be asking me to babysit. I have two in diapers and she doesn't even work, I'm going back to work next weekend.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996196 - 07/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah that's pretty douchey then.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21996226 - 07/25/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah and she's 27 (old enough to know better)
On the other hand though my 16yo sister has been awesome. She had the other hospital bracelet when Logan was born and came to watch him so I could take a shower and eat. She took us to his first doctors appointment, picked up RX for me and even went grocery shopping for me...sad when the 16yo is the most responsible and caring in the family.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996267 - 07/25/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It isn't sad when you have at least one person who isn't a self absorbed asshole
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
#21996281 - 07/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck dudette,
I've just read through the thread to catch up. Did your folks have the decency to come by for the birth?
I was trapped in Cambodia when my nephew was born, and I tried really hard to get out to see him (he was born in Maine) but I was living on a $1/day budget and couldn't get a loan from my bank for the tickets. He's the cutest lil' dude in the world to me though, and I thought I hated babies and stuff till he came around.
As for his birth, my brother (the father) made it down to see him born. granted, they are rather young, and my family is very prim and proper. Good ol' New England hard-assed puritans. They didn't like how he was born out of wedlock while my bro was 20 (girl was 18) so they didn't go.
Now they give him shit for spending more time at work to support his kid instead of visiting even though he doesn't have a relationship with the mother any more and the kid lives with the mom's grandparents. He does his best, and he finished college and got a nice job and salary, but he has to work a lot under their demands and he wants to be sure his kid doesn't grow up homeless/without opportunity like we did. He does his best to see him, and he is the cutest!!
/rant, but I feel for you. families can suck super donkey dick. Keep strong! I wanted to extend my good vibes your way
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21996307 - 07/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah but I feel bad having to rely on her. She's so young and that's a lot of responsibility.
She offers to do stuff all the time and I tell her no and do it myself because she does wayyyy too much. I mean the kid spent her own money on a carseat for Logan today to keep in her car so I wouldn't have to swap mine back and forth between cars
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: lood_dood]
#21996341 - 07/25/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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My mom stopped by for a little while and my little sister stayed until she had to go to work... she basically does all the stuff his dad should be doing.
Thanks for the good vibes man
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996352 - 07/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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chicksgrowtoo said: Yeah but I feel bad having to rely on her. She's so young and that's a lot of responsibility.
She offers to do stuff all the time and I tell her no and do it myself because she does wayyyy too much. I mean the kid spent her own money on a carseat for Logan today to keep in her car so I wouldn't have to swap mine back and forth between cars
I don't think you understand the self worth that can accrue, should you have that mindset, from doing for others selflessly. I don't fucking understand it but I know it exists. As long as what she does is voluntary be happy you have her help and understand that she is getting something from it.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: zappaisgod]
#21996399 - 07/25/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Listen to Zappa, CGT! This post of his I'm replying to is something that not a lot of people understand and I couldn't agree with him more.
So don't feel bad and tell her "no" when she offers to help. She wants to help and you are in no way taking advantage of her kindness. After all, you more than deserve a bit of help after all the bullshit you've had to endure.
Also, exactly how much cocoa butter is needed for this weekend? We're running low already.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
#21996404 - 07/25/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ummmm I'm thinking a couple of gallons should be good but we'll have to get more Monday though.
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#21996423 - 07/25/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it sucks that the 6yr old has to take add meds..
i hope u feel better n shit 
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zappaisgod said: It isn't sad when you have at least one person who isn't a self absorbed asshole
says the self absorbed asshole.
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