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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934084 - 07/12/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday.  Think it over.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21934091 - 07/12/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday.  Think it over.



Your birthday and my name:thumbup: perfect.  Welcome to the world Kevin Paul Growstoo.


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21934106 - 07/12/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep that's how it happened...just got a phone call demanding I reschedule because my mom and sister have to work. I was like so? Take a day off, it's the birth of your grandchild. She also calls me selfish for breastfeeding and says it's nasty. :rolleyes:


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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #21934111 - 07/12/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wtf is wrong with your family :facepalm:

What kinda delusion is in place for breastfeeding to be "selfish"...?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/12/15 04:02 PM)


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InvisibleMr.GuessWork
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934112 - 07/12/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You can borrow my hand if you want an extra one for all the slapping you're going to need to do.


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OnlineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21934117 - 07/12/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yeh i would like think about if i even wanted people like that around my baby family or not.


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21934138 - 07/12/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.


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Invisiblekr0nik0
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934143 - 07/12/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you




How about a stepdaughter and you become my stepfather? Deal?

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chicksgrowtoo said:
Sooo....take sheekles suggestion into consideration? Lol




Yes, murder and hijinks while eating a Hydrox cookies.
This whole thing with your sister is ridiculous, though.

I understand family support if someone has an addiction, even though they brought it on themselves.
What's fucked up to me is that you're being placed behind her in terms of health priority.

You need to be cared for obviously with another baby popping out soon but I really don't think shutting your family out of your life is going to improve the situation whatsoever.
Your sister is going to continue fucking up and you might continue being walked on.

Such is life, but you're a strong woman.
Always remember that, talk to your mom/sister about this shit and let them know how you feel.
If that doesn't change anything (probably won't) you're still gonna be awesome and so is Logan.

P.S. You're now only welcome in my house again if you provide the 55 gallon drum of cocoa butter this time.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934146 - 07/12/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When you express into a bottle, and you most assuredly will, she will get her chance then


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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934158 - 07/12/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.



Well tell her tough shit it's your kid, not hers.

Wtf..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934163 - 07/12/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
It's an excuse for her to have a reason I shouldn't breastfeed. She says it's gross and uses the excuse that it's selfish because she won't be able to feed him.



:facepalm:


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InvisibleMr.GuessWork
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21934169 - 07/12/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Breastfeeding is the preferred method. Doctor's recommend it. Tell your mom I said she's an idiot and that she should learn to read before making an ass out of herself like this (now might not be the best time, but keep it in your bag of insults).

https://www2.aap.org/breastfeeding/faqsBreastfeeding.html


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21934170 - 07/12/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I did...she didn't like it too much but oh well.


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934179 - 07/12/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I also pointed out the fact that she drinks milk from cows and they don't shower every day like I do... it's pretty easy to piss her off lol


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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934183 - 07/12/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had problems with my mother when my son was born. So I know what it's like to have a grandparent acting like they are the actual parent. It caused a whole lot of shit. At one point she threatened to just not be a part of his life at all (and caused a whole ton of drama doing it, not like she just said that and it was the end) unless she was allowed to be in the room when he was born.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21934184 - 07/12/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I would be more than happy to trade your family one of my stepsons for you




How about a stepdaughter and you become my stepfather? Deal?




I don't have a stepdaughter to trade and from my experience I would never trade a girl for a boy.  Boys really are stupid.  See 90% of the posts on this sausagefest we call the shroomery.  I wish she was a lesbian so she wouldn't have to deal with us shits at all


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InvisibleMr.GuessWork
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934192 - 07/12/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

To be fair, they always wash cow udders before milking, but she's still wrong. Babies have a really weak immune system for a while after their born, and boob milk keeps them safe while they start to produce more of the cells that make antibodies.


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21934211 - 07/12/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep that's the overbearing type of shit I'm having to deal with. My mom has serious control issues even though she's been a really shitty mom most of my life.


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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21934218 - 07/12/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
If you put it off until the 23rd, your son will also share my birthday.  Think it over.



Hey you never know... some labors are well over 24hrs. His bday may end up being the 23rd.


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Re: My family sucks so much donkey asshole [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21934420 - 07/12/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Your family sucks donkey asshole.. So you felt the need to expand it? I'm just joshing ya; but really stock up on free formula or else that little bastard is going to suck your tits dry.


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