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I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol
    #21932871 - 07/12/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Some back story:
My brother is 23 years old, he flunked out of college and has not had a legitimate job in over 4 years, all he's done for money in that time is sell weed and cocaine, to which he's addicted.
He's been dating 36 year old girl who also flunked out of college 15 years ago and has been working as a waitress her whole life. She currently lives in Cayman Islands.

His new plan for life since he has no education and no job is to move to Cayman and live the island life as a short order cook at the restaurant his girlfriend waitresses at.
While there they both plan to open a "cat cafe" where people come to enjoy coffee and pastries, and are allowed to bring there cats with them. Alternatively in order to keep the cafe full of cats for people who want to pet them but don't own cats themselves, they will rescue stray cats and let them live in the cafe..

Also, they want to open a camp ground in Canada so they own a business in both countries. Then they can live here in the summer and run the campground and go back to Cayman when the campground closes to run the cat cafe. Who will take care each business while there in the opposite country? Who knows.

His plan for money to fund these ventures? Private investors lol...
Neither of them have an education or any savings lol. They couldn't even get a $100 loan.

Am I the only one that thinks the whole story is ridiculous lol?
So much fail, he thinks all it takes is land and a chainsaw to open a campground.

For both businesses he has no concept of wage for employees, property/business taxes, health codes, etc etc etc...

His answer to %99 of the questions anyone asks is "I dunno it'll just work I don't want to talk about it".

It's like, I can't even lol


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 24
    #21932876 - 07/12/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Says the guy missing his toes on his left foot.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: koods] * 2
    #21932890 - 07/12/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The fuck does that have to do with anything? :rolleyes:


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 21
    #21932892 - 07/12/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
Some back story:
My brother is 23 years old, he flunked out of college and has not had a legitimate job in over 4 years, all he's done for money in that time is sell weed and cocaine, to which he's addicted.
He's been dating 36 year old girl who also flunked out of college 15 years ago and has been working as a waitress her whole life. She currently lives in Cayman Islands.

His new plan for life since he has no education and no job is to move to Cayman and live the island life as a short order cook at the restaurant his girlfriend waitresses at.
While there they both plan to open a "cat cafe" where people come to enjoy coffee and pastries, and are allowed to bring there cats with them. Alternatively in order to keep the cafe full of cats for people who want to pet them but don't own cats themselves, they will rescue stray cats and let them live in the cafe..

Also, they want to open a camp ground in Canada so they own a business in both countries. Then they can live here in the summer and run the campground and go back to Cayman when the campground closes to run the cat cafe. Who will take care each business while there in the opposite country? Who knows.

His plan for money to fund these ventures? Private investors lol...
Neither of them have an education or any savings lol. They couldn't even get a $100 loan.

Am I the only one that thinks the whole story is ridiculous lol?
So much fail, he thinks all it takes is land and a chainsaw to open a campground.

For both businesses he has no concept of wage for employees, property/business taxes, health codes, etc etc etc...

His answer to %99 of the questions anyone asks is "I dunno it'll just work I don't want to talk about it".

It's like, I can't even lol



You just overdosed on RCs and almost had both of your legs amputated. All this tells me is that stupidity is indeed genetic


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21932897 - 07/12/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21932902 - 07/12/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He sounds like an ambitous dreamer!

Sadly, hee doesnt know the complex behind-the-scenes work needed to do all these big ideas :nonono:

He will learn real quick how all that stuff really works.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #21932910 - 07/12/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for not mentioning my toes and actually commenting on the subject at hand. :thumbup:


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932911 - 07/12/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it always sounds good on paper


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: rackem] * 2
    #21932916 - 07/12/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

His plan doesn't even sound good on paper to me lol

I love him to death but this just makes me laugh lol


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #21932920 - 07/12/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Some back story:
My brother is 23 years old, he flunked out of college and has not had a legitimate job in over 4 years, all he's done for money in that time is sell weed and cocaine, to which he's addicted.
He's been dating 36 year old girl who also flunked out of college 15 years ago and has been working as a waitress her whole life. She currently lives in Cayman Islands.

His new plan for life since he has no education and no job is to move to Cayman and live the island life as a short order cook at the restaurant his girlfriend waitresses at.
While there they both plan to open a "cat cafe" where people come to enjoy coffee and pastries, and are allowed to bring there cats with them. Alternatively in order to keep the cafe full of cats for people who want to pet them but don't own cats themselves, they will rescue stray cats and let them live in the cafe..

Also, they want to open a camp ground in Canada so they own a business in both countries. Then they can live here in the summer and run the campground and go back to Cayman when the campground closes to run the cat cafe. Who will take care each business while there in the opposite country? Who knows.

His plan for money to fund these ventures? Private investors lol...
Neither of them have an education or any savings lol. They couldn't even get a $100 loan.

Am I the only one that thinks the whole story is ridiculous lol?
So much fail, he thinks all it takes is land and a chainsaw to open a campground.

For both businesses he has no concept of wage for employees, property/business taxes, health codes, etc etc etc...

His answer to %99 of the questions anyone asks is "I dunno it'll just work I don't want to talk about it".

It's like, I can't even lol




What your saying is:

A) Your brother has ambition
B) He knows what he wants

That right there is the foundation of an entrepreneurial spirit.

All the things he doesn't know can be learned.

As for his personal problems, he's gonna have to deal with it.

As for the private investor, all he need is a solid plan a good sales pitch and a little money to show he's serious.

What are your plans for the future OP?


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932934 - 07/12/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You don't need to graduate college to run a successful business.

Maybe when he's in the caymans, you could run the camp ground and throw sick festivals and gatherings there.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: rackem]
    #21932940 - 07/12/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I know a guy who blows your brother out

This former friend & now acquaintance I grew up with is 31 and went from age 22-30 unemployed and has yet to pay a month of rent in his entire life (he still lives at home with his Dad & stepmom). His top priorities & ambitions in life is watching Game of Thrones, playing Xbox, and having the latest pair of Jordan's

Last time I heard though he scored his first job in almost a decade, so maybe he has turned the page. But yeah, my friend's run from 2006 to 2014 shits on your bro's resume as far as ineptitude goes


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21932941 - 07/12/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have a guaranteed job working as a lead grower of 70 acres indoor hydroponic tomato production. Which I got with my 2 college diplomas. The job is being held for me until my healing is complete because my credentials stand out so much.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932951 - 07/12/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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While there they both plan to open a "cat cafe" where people come to enjoy coffee and pastries, and are allowed to bring there cats with them. Alternatively in order to keep the cafe full of cats for people who want to pet them but don't own cats themselves, they will rescue stray cats and let them live in the cafe..




Yeah that's a hilariously bad idea for a business. Has he considered that quite a lot of people have cat allergies? Or the health regulation implications of having animals roam around a place where food is served? Even without the cat part, the failure rate for restaurant type businesses is huge. The part about moving to a tropical island I could get on board with though.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21932952 - 07/12/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The stray cat cafe sounds like a public health nightmare (with HUGE liability problems for shit like cat bites), and Canada is already a giant campground. Your bro will mature in time.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932957 - 07/12/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Right on Zombi3!

Im glad your RC toe accident did not scare those growers away.

Right on man, youre going to be an awesome hydro weed grower!


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21932968 - 07/12/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932972 - 07/12/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The cat cafe thing is fine but I wouldn't go with strays.  They are whack and will bite somebody and he will get sued.  And given your description I would have to say nobody with a functioning brain cell would lend him money so he is going to have to make it himself.  Also owning a businesses in two different countries a million miles apart?  Not a good idea unless you own a private jet.

In short I concur with OP.  His brother is insane and suffers from delusions of grandeur.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3]
    #21932979 - 07/12/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It sounds like your brother at least has hopes and dreams, but that cat cafe sounds just so awful, forget about the health aspects of it and all the shit you'd have to do in order to make it a thing, it's just an awful idea, who would even go to that.

I'd try to be pleasant about it, but that idea really is just that bad, if anything just be honest with him, it's good he's trying to do something, but maybe just wait until it isn't an idea that a 3 year old can think of.


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Re: I don't even care; let's all laugh at my brother lol [Re: Zombi3] * 4
    #21932990 - 07/12/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
Some back story:
My brother is 23 years old, he flunked out of college and has not had a legitimate job in over 4 years, all he's done for money in that time is sell weed and cocaine, to which he's addicted.
He's been dating 36 year old girl who also flunked out of college 15 years ago and has been working as a waitress her whole life. She currently lives in Cayman Islands.




I didn't read past this
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you're one judgmental dude
What makes you and your ways any better then them and theirs?
Check yerself before you wreck your toes.


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