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Offlinebloodsheen
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What kind of people do you attract?
    #21930383 - 07/11/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ive found that pretty much every girl attracted to me was at one time a total outcast

Ive often wondered why. Its not like I walk around talking about how I didnt have any friends growing up. Yet these girls find me



Have any of you found that most of the people you date have a common link? And love of music doesnt count. Im talkin deep stuff


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21930917 - 07/11/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

About half the women I've been with have been older than me.  A significant number of them have been redheads.  They've all had a spiritual side to them, many of them being pagans.  I've also been with a few women who have a history of trauma and depression.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Silversoul]
    #21930928 - 07/11/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Trauma seems to be the link. Before this one they were ex drug fiends. Finding them long after. This one is a "never done anything bad" type. But the trauma is still there. Funnily, they are always very into nature and love sex a ridiculous amount.

And I get a lot of girls that say "I had a feeling about you. Something said you were going to change my life" or "I really felt like we needed to actually meet" which has happened even through Facebook. Then we start talking and find out we're on the same level. But I don't exactly flaunt that so I wonder how they know.

My relationships are always healing of one or the other of us. Or both. Like a clock waiting for something to be absolved, until the next one comes around.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Atrium]
    #21932623 - 07/12/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Others with the aquarius sign; it's uncanny.  More than half ov those i've been intimately involved with at length have been other aquariuses.  We tend to be a bit eccentric so there may be an initial attraction there, but it may tend toward isolation from each other as we learn how stubborn we can be in the manifestation ov our intricacies.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen] * 5
    #21932681 - 07/12/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I attract assholes lol

I'm a really generous person, always trying to give and help out so I think that attracts takers who tend to be there for nothing other than to take what you have to give then leave.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #21932848 - 07/12/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm trans and at the point in my transition where I pass only when not scrutinized. Therefore, I'm mostly attractive to queers and fetishists.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #21932914 - 07/12/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
I attract assholes lol

I'm a really generous person, always trying to give and help out so I think that attracts takers who tend to be there for nothing other than to take what you have to give then leave.



:rofl2:This seems about right from what I know.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21932936 - 07/12/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A wide range of people, but mostly the females I attract tend be into good music and drugs.  Being a 5'10 male I seem attract a lot of tall women.  Most of the women I have been with are 5'7-5'11.  Tall women love me for some reason :wink:.

I have also sadly found that a lot of the women who are into drugs are escaping some type of mental disorder or pain and tend to be crazy sooooo crazies are common.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21932962 - 07/12/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Every guy I've ever dated longer than a week has been a drummer.  I won't even know about it until we've been dating a while.  They just FIND me.  Now I just ask on the first date.  Love me some artists and musicians, something fierce.


Also an analysis of the demographics of men that hit on me would reveal that I attract swarms of black guys.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: ladycakes]
    #21933295 - 07/12/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Fucking insane people living on the fringe of society or freshly run away from home.
I'm a fucking yegg.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: drege]
    #21936292 - 07/13/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Feminists, extreme Left - Wing political people, queer people, artists, musicians, sex workers...

Just realised I have it pretty good :smile: :smile:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: GelapMata]
    #21936348 - 07/13/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

For whatever reason women in general usually find me very attractive. I've had so many different kinds of females approach me, from friend's moms, to goody two shoe prep girls from high school, to the alty or gothic types, to stoner chicks, so I had my pick.

It's a weird problem to have, but it always seems that women want to attach whatever male personality they favor to me, and when they find out how I really am, they are generally very disappointed. I bet a lot of people who read this will be like "stfu", but it was really hard to connect with people when they just liked me for my looks.

In high school for example I had five girls ask me to prom. I was a total stoner, I never had any intention to go to prom but all these girls wanted me to go. Obviously they didn't know me at all, they just though I was attractive and wanted me to be how they imagined me to be. But actually, I did the same thing a lot when I was younger, I had a LOT of relationships based purely on physical attraction and, surprise surprise, they never worked.

It was very amusing sometimes, girls with good grades who never did drugs would express interest in me and ask what I did with my time, and when I told them (skipping school, video games, tripping on mushrooms, smoking weed) they'd be all shocked.

Lucky for me I grew up and chose someone I love spending time with, who really interests me and makes me think. A person who helps me enjoy life, my best friend, who is now my bride to be.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #21936747 - 07/13/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Throughout high school it was mostly the "alternative" gals that i'd get with, metal heads, punks, rockabily, etc. Now its a few years after high school and my style has drastically changed, i cut my hair and keep it pretty short, have put on about 50lbs of muscle, so i generally garner interest from fitness/gym girls and more "preppy" types. Which kind of sucks because my favorite style is rockabily




:homerdrool:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21937706 - 07/13/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lots of good responses, thats exactly what I was hoping for. Really big variety :thumbup:

@ Toe_Jam: I didn't think "stfu" at all. You want a deeper connection and its hard to find. However, considering you seem to attract all different types, maybe you should stop blaming your good looks and start blaming your bad judge of character :shrug:. At least you don't blame women or anything, thats unhealthy. Whenever a woman says all men are assholes I always think 'Well, maybe you should stop having a taste for assholes.'

@ psychonaught: I was hoping somebody would say they attract the 'wrong' type of woman. Ive recently been thinking about getting piercings and tattoos because I find alt girls super hot, but I look like a nerdy hippie. But it also makes me feel like a total skeezbag to change my appearance just to attract different kinds of women, I personally don't consider it an expression of who I am to put holes and ink on my body.


But boy do I like it when women do it :aweoverdose:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21937752 - 07/13/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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@ psychonaught: I was hoping somebody would say they attract the 'wrong' type of woman. Ive recently been thinking about getting piercings and tattoos because I find alt girls super hot, but I look like a nerdy hippie. But it also makes me feel like a total skeezbag to change my appearance just to attract different kinds of women, I personally don't consider it an expression of who I am to put holes and ink on my body.




i mean don't get me wrong i won't complain about going out and hooking up with bikini figure competitors (true story) :lol:.. I just find alt girls MUCH more attractive, part of it is also that i'm not really involved in that "scene" so to speak. My style is very much americana, like this if you don't know what that looks like:


Most of my interaction just happens to be with the gym rat girls haha


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21937765 - 07/13/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
I attract assholes lol

I'm a really generous person, always trying to give and help out so I think that attracts takers who tend to be there for nothing other than to take what you have to give then leave.



:rofl2:This seems about right from what I know.



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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21937965 - 07/13/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wow lol


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21939248 - 07/13/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The last girl who was attracted to me was in a very serious relationship and became engaged and had to break it off with me. 

The girl before that was a complete roller coaster of a mind fuck and honestly treated me like shit. 

That's really about it, other than that I don't attract many women.

So, mostly assholes I think.  It's probably not coincidental...


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21940815 - 07/14/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
@ Toe_Jam.... However, considering you seem to attract all different types, maybe you should stop blaming your good looks and start blaming your bad judge of character :shrug:.





Yeah in the past I definitely was a very poor judge of character, long story of course but I used to be addicted to opiates and hung around lots of really negative people. I have grown a lot, been clean five years. I now have real friends for... The first time in my life.

I also stopped going after women for their looks and was lucky enough to find a wonderful woman who connects with me on many levels. She's my best friend for sure, we're engaged, I consider myself extremely lucky. I also happen to find her attractive, but that's just a plus.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #21942135 - 07/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Self-sufficient and very understanding women.

They are all succesful now.:thumbup:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21942313 - 07/14/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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What kind of people do you attract?




the lost. i'm like Jesus.

but women though? i attract the kind that's polarity to mine own is of dipole's seemingly becoming self-aware of it's intrinsic fruitlessness in being able to connect permanently.

in other words, i attract women like an oncoming light attracts a deer's gaze until their oncoming death.


Edited by akira_akuma (07/14/15 03:24 PM)


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21942321 - 07/14/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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the lost. i'm like Jesus.






:loldongs:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21942368 - 07/14/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the only person to ever verify that i'm Jesus was this ruffian along with his cohort's, they were drunk and coked out, and one of them was punching in host's of fencing along the street, and was ahead of the group, whom were all cavorting behind the raging lunatic, whom yelled at my face as i passed, and as i approached the amoebas form of the laughing tard's, i parted them like Moses' did the sea, and moved through them at a lamb's pace; one of them called out Jesus walks! (with my long hair at the time), and i gave them the thumbs up, and avoided becoming the target of blind drunken rage because apparently, i was Jesus.

and since the guy was punching in things and yelled "fucking bitch!" directly in my face, it affirmed my suspicion's of the lot being a potential drunken threat, as is the norm where i lived at the time. but they seemingly could not withstand the force of my Jesuit plodding. i thought then that i must be Jesus, i mean, he said i was. i took it as a sign.

this is the story of Jesus in a nutshell.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21942465 - 07/14/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nobody at all.  The social and emotional wall runs strong in this one and I am clearly to be avoided at all costs.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21945020 - 07/15/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
Throughout high school it was mostly the "alternative" gals that i'd get with, metal heads, punks, rockabily, etc. Now its a few years after high school and my style has drastically changed, i cut my hair and keep it pretty short, have put on about 50lbs of muscle, so i generally garner interest from fitness/gym girls and more "preppy" types. Which kind of sucks because my favorite style is rockabily




:homerdrool:





Rockabilly fitness girls are pretty common around me.


Im pretty into that look (alt-girl) as well


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21946438 - 07/15/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Rockabilly fitness girls are pretty common around me.




where do you live? i'm packing my bags as we speak.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21948041 - 07/15/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

College gyms bro.


Common may be an overstatement, but you see that look quite a bit.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21948047 - 07/15/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

damn maybe I should start going to college :lol: what city do you live in?


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21948083 - 07/15/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Westcoast.


Colorado, Oregon, Washington.


All good choices.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21948117 - 07/15/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I tend to attract women who orgasm quickly and easily. I'm not sure how this happens, but it's completely awesome in every way.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: nooneman]
    #21948145 - 07/15/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I tend to attract women who are depressed. Maybe I just put off a comforting vibe, I don't know. Every time a girl starts talking to me something traumatic has happened recently in her life. It's pretty weird if you ask me..


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21948194 - 07/15/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Westcoast.


Colorado, Oregon, Washington.


All good choices.



all awesome places for sure! Though i have yet to spend much time in Colorado, its on the list however.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21950272 - 07/16/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Talk, dark, and handsome, with daddy issues for men.

For women the link is trauma, being stereotypically hippy/goth, and having a very strong sense of self. All very different themes, but they are the recurring ones.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: BobaJones]
    #21954051 - 07/16/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

there was one time when i was a friend's...i was drunk, but i wanted to go home so i started walking, soon after everyone was ready to sleep. along the way home, i bumped into someone...a girl coming out of her apartment in this very cringe worthy home, at around 5:00 AM, she had some kind of tumor in her jaw, blowing it up to the size of large grapefruit...she was coming out of her home as i was approaching, and as i was passing her she turned to me, and stopped me and asked me "do i look beautiful?"


i continued walking.


i learned something that day. i still don't know exactly what that was however. maybe that i'm soulless? who knows.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21954338 - 07/16/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Cluster B personality disorder sufferers


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21958940 - 07/18/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

... just.. wow. lol


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21958944 - 07/18/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
there was one time when i was a friend's...i was drunk, but i wanted to go home so i started walking, soon after everyone was ready to sleep. along the way home, i bumped into someone...a girl coming out of her apartment in this very cringe worthy home, at around 5:00 AM, she had some kind of tumor in her jaw, blowing it up to the size of large grapefruit...she was coming out of her home as i was approaching, and as i was passing her she turned to me, and stopped me and asked me "do i look beautiful?"


i continued walking.


i learned something that day. i still don't know exactly what that was however. maybe that i'm soulless? who knows.




Seriously? Do you live in a David Lynch movie? Actually, that would explain lot about your posting style.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21959013 - 07/18/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hopefully i'll be able to entwine that tale into a more fictional setting, at some point...because yes, seriously...and i was watching this movie the other night where there featured a character whom had a facial deformity...it kinda brought the memory to forefront and being intoxicated, i felt i'd share to get it off my mind, because i kept thinking about it.

it would definitely have to be the most Lynchian moment i've ever had. no kidding. the horror of it all is not knowing what the hell happened after that. i kept beating myself up over it, like what could i have said...something, anything....

the poor girl like the character in that movie, she had to get up before everyone else, in the early hours of the morning (4:00-5:00 it was) to avoid being...eyed. to avoid everyone.

it's not just that either. i couldn't imagine how to explain just how much so. other than to say that it was more than just this girl's appearance or the randomness of it all that sticks with me....

well whatever; seeing as i had been making a conscious effort to not get involved with anyone during that time, for years, so...having this girl come out and say what she said...disturbed me.

we intersected, me in front of her, as she turned and those words flew immediately out of her lips; by the time the communication was finished, i could only then notice...it...it was more powerful than me. i've never been speechless before, but this bested me.


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    #21959090 - 07/18/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I tend to attract all different types of people from all walks of life. But one common theme I've noticed in men who tend to be drawn the most to me, is that they were all very intelligent. Not all of them were successful career-wise or necessarily educated (in terms of having college or graduate degrees), many in fact were not, but practically all of them were highly intelligent.

Aside from the intelligence, they have all been so vastly different in terms of personality, social status, career objectives, success, family background, looks, etc.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21959094 - 07/18/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

intelligent does not necessarily imply driven. i'd say, for obvious reasons. :gameover:


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    #21959099 - 07/18/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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intelligent does not necessarily imply driven. i'd say, for obvious reasons.




Yes, which is why I differentiated between the two. Some of the men who were drawn to me were indeed highly successful and educated (MBA's, NASA engineers, inventors, VP of Merill Lynch just to name a few examples off the top of my head). But many of the men who were drawn to me  never graduated college (they either flunked out or they never attended), or they were musicians or personal trainers or military guys or something else by profession that doesn't require formal education. BUT they were ALL highly intelligent and analytical types.

That is the one and only thing that I could say without a doubt has been a common theme among all the men who have fallen in love with me. They were all very intelligent. But each of them different in every other way. Every one of them had different social statuses, different education levels, different personalities, different social behaviors, different bodies, different races, different looks, different philosophies in life, different religious backgrounds, different political beliefs, different everything.

I will say though, that the most common profession that I've dated happened to be engineers. I'm not sure why, but engineers and military guys have been the most common profession among guys who have been interested in me. But even the military guys I've dated were not your typical dumb jarhead types, they were all super smart and knowledgable about politics and history and art and all sorts of topics, and they were not your typical Bill O'Reilly parroting hack.

Naturally, my relationships have been very complex with multi-faceted layers to it, due to the high intellect of these men. Let's face it, dating a dumb guy would be a lot simpler. They're a lot easier to keep happy, and far easier to manipulate. But dumb guys unfortunately, have never been attracted to me.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21959116 - 07/18/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

most drive is a mere concoction of motivator's (money, power) and arrogance.

a more resolute drive is that of someone purely indicative of a mastery or genius.

raw intelligence is measured in that respect by the goal at hand, and not the achievement of a place or prize.

just saying. maybe you've attracted more the exceptionally finded type, more so than the braggadocios.


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    #21959119 - 07/18/15 02:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Um. Do you not realize you're saying the exact same thing I'm saying?


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    #21959121 - 07/18/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i am expanding...on it.

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But dumb guys unfortunately, have never been attracted to me.




unfortunately for them, right? or am i mistaken?


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    #21959813 - 07/18/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I tend to attract girls as socially maladjusted as me with a few exceptions, but even those ones are pretty fuckin' out there in different ways. I've also never been with a girl older than me, the closest was about a month apart. Every girl I've been with is also a bit of a freak in bed but I'm convinced that few women aren't :lol:

Besides that, idk, artsy liberal types I guess :shrug:


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    #21961976 - 07/18/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.


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    #21962042 - 07/18/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

oh i think i've got a pretty good idea, but afterall, that's only an idea, not a fact. so i can't think for sure.


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    #21962279 - 07/18/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The Crystalberg Uncertainty Principle


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    #21962412 - 07/18/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

observation has a drastic effect on humans.


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    #21962784 - 07/18/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.




Astute little observation you've got there. :awesome:

I could actually settle for a dumb guy. As long as he shut the fuck up and kept his shirt off the whole time we were together.


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    #21962813 - 07/18/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well, Crystal would never go for me. I don't wear a shirt 95% of the time when I'm at home


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    #21962913 - 07/18/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My friends girlfriends.


Shit sucks man.........



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I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.





Dude she will totally fuck you if you protect her honor on the internet!

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    #21962921 - 07/18/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:willfred: you come out of the woodwork for that?

c'mon man.


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    #21962925 - 07/18/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My life's a giant running joke, anyways. I mostly say things to amuse myself


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21963014 - 07/19/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.




Astute little observation you've got there. :awesome:

I could actually settle for a dumb guy. As long as he shut the fuck up and kept his shirt off the whole time we were together.



Damn, I honestly lose respect for you with almost every post.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Atrium]
    #21963023 - 07/19/15 12:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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My life's a giant running joke, anyways. I mostly say things to amuse myself



dude, i was amused, i was more responding to elax. whom know's me as been crass and whatnot.

you're in the clear, i'm sure. :wink:

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Damn, I honestly lose respect for you with almost every post.



and yet if you were smart, you'd probably get along great!1


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    #21963038 - 07/19/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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:willfred: you come out of the woodwork for that?

c'mon man.




What was wrong with that?


Dude is acting like a 15 year old virgin, of course I’m gonna call out that weak shit.
Plus I posted in this thread long before yall turned it into a shit fest.


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    #21963045 - 07/19/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

^ i don't care about when you posted.

look i don't even know how to really respond to that...he's 15 year old because why? WHY exactly.

he know's her. it's a personal comment, not a come on.


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    #21963148 - 07/19/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well dude sorry to break it too you,
but i really dont give a shit what you think.


im not getting in a troll war over it with you either. Go to the pub for that shit.


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    #21963184 - 07/19/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the pub is different than the rest of this site? really? first i've heard of that. let me check...

oop, nope. it's the same site-round.

so since you don't give a shit waht i think, let me just tell you what i think...you're a history buff, we all get that, but you have no idea how politics works. you do not just right all the wrongs during history, you want to amalgamate some sort of conscious and deal with the past, but you can't...and you take that part of yourself out on everyone else. you might pander to the least respected of people, but yet, your constitution is obliged only by the undeserving.

good luck with that. go get laid.


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    #21963212 - 07/19/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolwut:
I dont really know what to say to that man. That one is pretty far out of left field.


On a philosophical level:
1.How can you right a wrong?
2. How can you right a wrong from the past?
3. what exactly is a wrong?

All of those questions need to be answered before you can even touch that, and those are some pretty heavy questions.
Most of your posts just make me thing "Dude Canada must have some bomb ass weed.”
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    #21963235 - 07/19/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

On a philosophical level:
1.How can you right a wrong?
2. How can you right a wrong from the past?
3. what exactly is a wrong?




you don't reach terra firma you don't get any milk or honey.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21964462 - 07/19/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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On a philosophical level:
1.How can you right a wrong?
2. How can you right a wrong from the past?
3. what exactly is a wrong?





It is called court and the field in law is called torts.


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    #21964474 - 07/19/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

usually hippie chicks, outcasts, or really nice girls are attracted to me.

as far as ethnicity goes, most other races really love me, in fact it would probably be easier for me to get a lady from another race than a white girl.


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    #21967029 - 07/19/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.




Astute little observation you've got there. :awesome:

I could actually settle for a dumb guy. As long as he shut the fuck up and kept his shirt off the whole time we were together.



Damn, I honestly lose respect for you with almost every post.




It is obviously a joke. :facepalm: I can't stand even being in the presence of dumb guys.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21969914 - 07/20/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Truth be told, I don't attract anyone apparently. I'm even starting to think that I repel...

As soon as I start opening up on a date I can guarantee there won't be another.

The only way for me to progressively get more and more dates out of a girl it would seem that the only way is to withhold who I am. Apparently I don't do enough things on a daily basis to be found interesting by women, so I constantly have to play the mysterious type for them to stick around. It's getting really annoying. Like I don't go rock climbing on the weekends and I don't have this super interesting out of the usual everyday life. I'm just a regular guy. Apparently it isn't enough anymore.


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    #21970007 - 07/20/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Cheating narcissistic whores who take pleasure in using me for my money and taking my kindness for weakness.


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    #21975224 - 07/21/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well i fucked her so.....


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21975418 - 07/21/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

coincidentally enough right after i posted on here a few days ago talking about how i wish i attracted more rockabilly women I've found myself going out with one! Ask and the universe shall provide :lol:


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    #21976552 - 07/21/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I seem to attract damaged goods. Women with depression, OCD, anxiety, ADHD, digestive issuses, many previous sexual partners, nose piercings, tattoos, et cetera.

That being said they tend to be intelligent which I really like, but morally bankrupt leftist social justice warriors. I'm not sure what this says about me.


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    #21976658 - 07/21/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no one. :frown:

either that or assholes and crazy people; oh, and black males in their mid to late 40s for some reason who say i have pretty eyes and a nice smile--some of these black men have been met outside of the facility i go to for psychiatric care as i'm coming out and they're going in so i guess they fall under the crazies category as well.


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no one. :frown:



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    #21976687 - 07/21/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i guess i got one thing going for me then.


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    #21976802 - 07/21/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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i guess i got one thing going for me then.



I personally think you are a little scary looking. Being intimidating to approach is tough for girls. But I think if you went on the offensive and asked guys out you'd do pretty well.

Not part of the thread but figured Id toss that in there.

Also, I should mention that I rarely attract anyone either, I just noticed that of the few that I do they seem to have a common thread


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    #21977376 - 07/21/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haven't all you people who say you attract nobody ever thought that maybe you might want to be more proactive?  Maybe a little less intimidating?  That last is specifically pointed at Slothie.  You are fucking gorgeous.  I guarantee that most guys are intimidated by you.  I bet that most non arrogant assholes don't think they are in your league.  You make a move if you like a guy.  And try not to pick an asshole.  You are pretty and smart and, as far as I can tell, not fucking crazy.


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    #21977394 - 07/21/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i've said it before and i'll say it again...slothie can drop kick scissor  slam my head into the ground as her introduction, and i'd still go out with her. no, i'd DEFINITELY go out with her.

in a minute. after i get my breath back.


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    #21978033 - 07/21/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i have tried making moves but have either ended up with an asshole or rejection or they end up being fucking retarded and i just can't deal with that.  it's okay though because school is my number one priority anyway.

btw, zappa, i've got my fair share of crazy going on.  i've just gotten real good at hiding it over the years--more like controlling it, but whatever.  i'm also on meds and see both a psychiatrist and psychologist regularly.


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Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #21978064 - 07/21/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that's another reason why you're so just...GAHHHHHD....

damn. i better not fawn too much. holy goddamn, there must be some really retarded people out there to reject a person like you.

how can i NOT fawn? i really shouldn't drink.

fucking ideal woman.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #21979788 - 07/22/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
i have tried making moves but have either ended up with an asshole or rejection or they end up being fucking retarded and i just can't deal with that.  it's okay though because school is my number one priority anyway.

btw, zappa, i've got my fair share of crazy going on.  i've just gotten real good at hiding it over the years--more like controlling it, but whatever.  i'm also on meds and see both a psychiatrist and psychologist regularly.



We spoke on the phone for 6 fucking hours.  If you are crazy you hide it extremely well.  I am very good at detecting that shit.  I can usually name that tune in about one note.  I don't think you're crazy.  I think you're just unhappy.

Not for nothing but you might want to consider taking most of that metal off.  I think most sane people find it off putting.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981239 - 07/22/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i am extremely good at hiding it.  i'm also on stable medication right now, so that helps a lot.  i'm pretty severe bipolar I, hence my inability to sleep like a normal person and my inane ramblings at times.

also, i like the metal, therefore it stays.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 1
    #21981411 - 07/22/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You are not crazy and all the metal relates to other people, not you.  It wouldn't scare me but other people make judgments based on appearance so if you are only getting weirdos the metal might be part of the issue.


You are not crazy.  You are insecure.  For no reason at all.  You are fucking awesome and I don't just mean how you look.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21983081 - 07/23/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I always attrated really crazy women.  Then I met a really down to earth stoner chick that likes to get funky like I do.  Its quite nice.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21983825 - 07/23/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't attract anyone


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21984853 - 07/23/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Atrium said:
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Crystal G said:
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zappaisgod said:
I sincerely doubt Crystal will put up with idiots for more than the amount of time it takes for them to make her come.  She aint what you think she is even though she can fuck up at times.




Astute little observation you've got there. :awesome:

I could actually settle for a dumb guy. As long as he shut the fuck up and kept his shirt off the whole time we were together.



Damn, I honestly lose respect for you with almost every post.




It is obviously a joke. :facepalm: I can't stand even being in the presence of dumb guys.



I get you, and I'm up there on that sex drive. I'm just not understanding how you can't learn things even from the 'dumb' people. Everything and everyone is a lesson. Use that potential to grow. I've dealt with my fair share of these people at times, but that was more or less the arrogance I had in my heart. If you measure the intelligence of a fish by it's ability to climb a tree it will go it's whole life thinking it's invaluable. Paraphrased and not quoted, as you know.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21986317 - 07/23/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
coincidentally enough right after i posted on here a few days ago talking about how i wish i attracted more rockabilly women I've found myself going out with one! Ask and the universe shall provide :lol:



:highfive:


Right on brother man.


Ya i pretty much have a girlfriend now too.
:burke:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Atrium]
    #21986388 - 07/23/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've learned things from dumb people.  I've learned that I have no patience for them and that I shouldn't waste my time around them


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21986585 - 07/23/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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elax420 said:
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psyconaught said:
coincidentally enough right after i posted on here a few days ago talking about how i wish i attracted more rockabilly women I've found myself going out with one! Ask and the universe shall provide :lol:



:highfive:


Right on brother man.


Ya i pretty much have a girlfriend now too.
:burke:



Thanks! I now have a sundress wearing tattooed goddess on my arm! Life is good.


good for you! Life is funny sometimes.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21988961 - 07/24/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

wes anderson fan boy indie types that play bass in some mediocre band.

not saying I deserve anything else, sometimes I just find myself stifling an eyeroll when someone inevitably brings up their crappy band.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #21989173 - 07/24/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I actually got approached by a couple of straight guys while I was at the bar last night. I can tell I'm doing good with my voice because neither of them ran away. :lol:

The first guy was actually kind of interesting, I'd talk to him again if I saw him again. Older, well mannered, good conversationalist, seemed interested in speaking further. I have to admit his attention was rather flattering. The second guy was annoying though, he was basically hitting on everybody there. When I was standoffish he proceeded to wrap himself around the woman I was trying to talk to. So I just stared at him awkwardly until he got so uncomfortable he had to leave. I believe I have a long career in cockblocking ahead of me. :sadyes:


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21989240 - 07/24/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I've learned things from dumb people.  I've learned that I have no patience for them and that I shouldn't waste my time around them




we must have had the same teacher cause I can't stand dumb shit either


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21992004 - 07/24/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Life is funny sometimes.






Aint it the truth.
Crazy that we both got girls like at the same time after discussing it on here.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: elax420]
    #21992268 - 07/24/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just attract girls who want money. Fuck muh life.


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Re: What kind of people do you attract? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21998536 - 07/26/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Cheating narcissistic whores who take pleasure in using me for my money and taking my kindness for weakness.




This

OR

Girls who say I Love You within a few weeks to a couple of months, want everything to happen there then and NOW. Which in turn pushes me away.


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