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OfflineShroomslip
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If this thread reaches 2000 pages I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife * 1
    #21927290 - 07/11/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shit might as well get in on all the hype.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21927323 - 07/11/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:waits: . . . :peace:


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #21927326 - 07/11/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've had a couple dreams where I've purposely cut off my dick or cut it in half with a pair of scissors.
I've recently been considering throwing away all my scissors.


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:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21927373 - 07/11/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I've had a couple dreams where I've purposely cut off my dick or cut it in half with a pair of scissors.
I've recently been considering throwing away all my scissors.



i'll litterally send you a pair of scissors a week until  i make your dreams come true :stalin:


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #21927389 - 07/11/15 04:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't get this fear of deliberate destruction of the self, its only a body, if it doesn't grow back you probably can live without it.

Me on the other hand, I am obsessed with decapitation. I'm designing a semen activated guillotine for when its time to take the final journey.
Oh the pretty things I shall see!


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: drege]
    #21927399 - 07/11/15 04:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What the fuck is all this shit, looking for a thread lock. No castrating shall be done. :thumbup:


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21927402 - 07/11/15 04:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's apparently the new trend. I wanted to be like all the hip people. I'm getting old, I have to fit in where I can.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927409 - 07/11/15 04:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nigggasa there is so many pear O D freds runnin around boomtown tonight


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:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927412 - 07/11/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How old are you? Youth is infinite :lol:



The evidence is provided here: :awedance:

This thread, because trying to be like all the hip people and fitting in is being :underage: Young man, no need to castrate anything. If you really wanna do something realistic then cut your finger and put salt on it while taping it then show us the video. Try not dying :rofl: Oh and also the scar you can make up a story, like you got in a fight with the Cartels over a lot of drugs.



THREAD LOCK!! :laugh2:


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21927414 - 07/11/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Almost 30 :feelsbadman: I'm like halfway through my life. This is midlife crisis time.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927425 - 07/11/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What! Mid life crisis starts in your 40's.. You still got 10 years to progress before you break down and become a full blown alcoholic. :lol:


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21927436 - 07/11/15 04:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Pffft.. I've been a full blown alcoholic for the last 5 years at least.

And the vast majority of people in my family don't even make it to mid 60's. So this is my midlife. I don't even have the money to go buy a fuckin corvette :crankey:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21927440 - 07/11/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: drege]
    #21927442 - 07/11/15 04:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)




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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927450 - 07/11/15 04:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: drege]
    #21927456 - 07/11/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No clue what that's supposed to be that WD40 and a wrench can't fix.. So here have this:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/11/15 05:01 AM)


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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927460 - 07/11/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: If this thread Gets more than one reply, I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927462 - 07/11/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: If this thread reaches 2000 pages I will castrate myself with a rusty butter knife [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21927694 - 07/11/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
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