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Anonymous #1
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Hairy Ball Sack
#21927014 - 07/11/15 01:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have an excessive amount of body hair. It's never really bothered me even with everyone making fun of me my whole life about it. People say things like nice sweater vest when I don't have a shirt on. Another one of my favorite was always hey do you have buckwheat in a headlock?. All jokes aside It's not easy being this hairy. It's damn uncomfortable.
So here lately I've been thinking about getting total body hair removal.
I've broken up with my longtime girlfriend and now I'm getting back into the dating game.
If there are any girls out there what I would like to know from you is what do you think about excessive body hair and or gentleman that have hair removal. At this stage of the game I am thinking that I will be much more comfortable without all this hair. As well as I will probably feel more confident not being so hairy.
Help me out, what should I do?
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Anonymous #2
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Body hair is like any other part of the body that people find attractive or unattractive, it's all personal taste. Some women hate hairless men, some hate hairy men, some find hairiness really sexy, some find hairless really sexy.
Have you ever shaved your balls regularly long term? I have. It's much less comfortable than having hair. Just keep the hair trimmed close. I use clippers, but you gotta be extremely careful. Go over a fold of skin and your balls are going to be bleeding. Scissors work but take too long.
Having no hair, they constantly stick to your legs and you get rashes unless you sit on your ass 24/7. Also once you start sweating it feels like you shit yourself constantly. Everything down in that area is just all wet and squishy. Once the hair starts growing back in, even the slightest bit, it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
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Anonymous #1
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That's kind of where I'm at. Shaving is too much work and soooooo uncomfortable when it grows back, but having a fur coat in my ass crack is no better. Like I said the jokes never bothered me too much, but to be honest every time I've heard a girl say ewe! When she looked at my hairy self hurt my feelings, and I've heard that a lot, and it hurt every time. I've been hairy a good number of years now and I've been thinking what's it going to hurt to try a year or two hair free?
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Anonymous #2
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If you want to go for it but waxing isn't all that different from shaving, it just lasts a little longer. All the downsides to shaving are still there.
I'm a hairy mother fucker too, guess I'm lucky, my wife loves my body hair. I've had to shave it a couple of times in fear of hair drug testing and she fucking hates it when I do it.
I've only ever known one girl who had a problem with body hair, the rest dig it. It's a sign of masculinity. All the chicks I've ever been with want a "manly man". Not a Calvin Klein model.
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Anonymous #3
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id honestly feel like a fucking pussy shaving my body hair, like ball hair is one thing, but the rest of my body will go unshaved forever
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Anonymous #4
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Getting "total" body hair removal isn't really feasible or practical.
You might be able to take care of your nuts and chest, but anything else takes forever.
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Anonymous #5
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Relax - some ladies like the Chewbacca look. Bedsides, if you're dating a chick who has a problem with your hirsuteness, maybe she's the one with the problem.
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Anonymous #6
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Come to Detroit. All the hipster bitches are ALLLLL about beards, chest hair, back hair and shit. Probs have to wax the crack and ball but they want tall, lanky, lumberjacks. Vie just noticed they want clean balls though for some reason. Idk. Fuck bitches, get money.
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Anonymous #2
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I would rather separate my spine and be able to suck my own dick, than wax my balls to get a woman.
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Anonymous #7
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If you guys have a problem with pubes and excessive body hair, get a beard trimmer with an adjustable blade and a *guard*. Don't shave against the grain or you risk ingrown hairs.
Grab the tip of your cock and pull your dick, use the trimmer to get around the base. It will be impossible with a guaRd on so be careful. The top and sides is easy, and you may find it easier and more comfortable leaving a few hairs where your shaft meets your sack underneath.
As for the sack, use a testicle to your advantage and make it create surface area by putting it between your thumb and index finger. It'll stretch the skin taught so you don't slice your sack. Start at the top and work your way down.
When you're all done with that, grab the bottom of your sack and pull it up as far as you can. Squat out to the side a bit and run a line down your taint. It doesn't take more than one run. Ingrown hairs there suck, make sure the blade is free of hair and won't get stuck.
Again, never go against the grain, always clean the hairs out of the blade, don't go too short around the base or it'll cause chafing. Start your adjustable blade at a higher setting and work your way down. When you get down to 4, a 2 might be too short. If you're not going to use a guard to trim around the base of your shaft, do it like you're performing heart surgery.
I'm a big lumberjack bearded bear with a big dick and balls. I have to tackle this on the weekly or biweekly. If you keep your twig and berries trim and clean, you're not only telling women you care for hygiene, but that you care enough about the woman performing fellatio that you don't have crusty cum on your dick or dingle berries in your asscrack.
If you're going to shave your asshole, better buy some gold bond for the first few days, and never ever ever let the blade near your anus. Use your fingertip over the blade for guidance.
A properly groomed penis will enhance your sex life and please your partners.

For your chest and pits, use the same length for both. An itchy chest and itchy pits sucks. Leave it long enough to be soft. If you cut too short on your chest you'll end up leaving a rash on your partner if you mount him/her. Best way to test is rub the inside of your wrist (like testing a baby bottle temp). Don't do your thighs too short either. I find I look best with my pits, chest, groin and inner thighs the same length. You look more even. Don't forget the hair is there to cool you down and warm you up. I go full on bear in winter except for the dick.
Best of luck everyone.
Sincerely,
Your friendly 9.5 inch dicked lumberjack bear.
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Anonymous #8
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Don't fall for the feminization of society shit that men do today. If you have excessive hair yeah that's gross, but no hair at all makes women feel like pedophiles. Like everything body hair looks best in moderation. TRIM!
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Anonymous #9
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The fuck is wrong with body hair?
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Anonymous #1
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Really my biggest issue is with ingrown hairs, I get the fuckers all the time and they are painful and in general very annoying.
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