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Who goes commando
#21926907 - 07/11/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate underwear.
I go commando all the time, but recently began wearing boxer briefs at my girlfriends request.
My pants always stay clean besause i wash my ass after shitting and wipe my tip after pissing.
Since wearing underwear the past week, my dick smells after i sweat. Im getting swamp ass. It actually seems like not wearing any is more hygenic.
It sucks dick. The whole thing sucks dick.
Fuck underwear
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21926922 - 07/11/15 01:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to do it but I don't like how it chafes my inner thighs
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You must not wear jeans...
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I do.
Im pretty hairy, you might say i have a second pair of pants on under my pants.
Anyways, im missing a good about of hair around certain areas like my thighs just from wearing jeans
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Wipe my tip after pissing?! Lol dude. You're too much.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Matt87]
#21927103 - 07/11/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea man
Who wants that little piddle of piss dripping onto their pants and getting all gnarly
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21927135 - 07/11/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not i its uncomfortable. Shit i had to rush out the door to catch the bus to work and my boxers were in my girls dryer and i barely made it by a minute so i just threw my pants over my shorts i was wearing. Plus the pants i was wearing have a hole in the crotch so that wasnt possible haha.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Matt87]
#21927149 - 07/11/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Matt87 said: Wipe my tip after pissing?! Lol dude. You're too much.
I just give a push on my gooch. That generally gets most of it. But no matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops go in your pants.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho]
#21927182 - 07/11/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Matt87 said: Wipe my tip after pissing?! Lol dude. You're too much.
I just give a push on my gooch. That generally gets most of it. But no matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops go in your pants.
 Good, i do that too.
Whatever happened with that tranny?
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21927213 - 07/11/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Posted an update thread been meaning too.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho]
#21927258 - 07/11/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to go commando on occasion and wear loose boxers until one day I jumped off a ladder at work, and when my feet landed my nuts did as well in my sack. I started wearing snug boxer briefs from that day on. Too much shit getting tangled up and jostled down there.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21927359 - 07/11/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Never wear underwear. I hate how they ride up and I hate being extra hot and sweaty. Also my pants tend to want to fall down more when I have boxers on. I don't want to do whitey tighties but might try boxer-briefs some time, if I'm in cold weather I guess.
I've also stopped wearing socks recently.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: drr]
#21927430 - 07/11/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I only go commando when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I too wash my ass and wipe my tip with a golden napkin. Anyhow WOMEN sense that shit SON, the underwear servers as a sensory barrier. Without them WOMEN know what you're up to..
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21927439 - 07/11/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't get how any guy could go commando. I cannot fucking stand it when my dick wiggles it's way out of the piss flap and starts rubbing on my jeans/zipper.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho]
#21927455 - 07/11/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: But no matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops go in your pants.
It?
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Hayoxp said: I only go commando when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I too wash my ass and wipe my tip with a golden napkin. Anyhow WOMEN sense that shit SON, the underwear servers as a sensory barrier. Without them WOMEN know what you're up to.. 
I don't follow
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Shroomslip said: I don't get how any guy could go commando. I cannot fucking stand it when my dick wiggles it's way out of the piss flap and starts rubbing on my jeans/zipper.
That's exactly what I hate about wearing underwear. That damn piss flap - my dick always makes its way through there, and rubs against my zipper area.
When I go commando, it's not an issue. It just kinda hangs naturally to the side. It's much more comfortable. I've gone back and forth but I think I'm settling on no underwear for good now, its just way more comfortable to me.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: drr]
#21927464 - 07/11/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Atreyu]
#21927506 - 07/11/15 05:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh ya its annoying when it slips out the flap. Thats when you just slip it back in real quick. It doesnt happen too often but
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21927719 - 07/11/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP wait till you think you have to fart and some poop leaks out.
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r00tuuu123 said: OP wait till you think you have to fart and some poop leaks out. 
Oh yeah, because if you accidentally shit your pants it's no big deal as long as you have underwear on
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: drr]
#21927754 - 07/11/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ive done it. The underwear you can toss out. I've had to do it twice in my life time.
Hard to walk back home without your pants.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: drr]
#21927758 - 07/11/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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drr said:
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r00tuuu123 said: OP wait till you think you have to fart and some poop leaks out. 
Oh yeah, because if you accidentally shit your pants it's no big deal as long as you have underwear on
Yea but you're the only one who knows.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21927763 - 07/11/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When I was a kid, I hated underwear
I zipped the tip of my dick with my jeans
Suddenly I loved underwear
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Patlal]
#21927764 - 07/11/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Enjoywho]
#21927787 - 07/11/15 07:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Besides the poop/fart issue you deal with the previously mentioned danger of zippers and then you have the fear that you used too much baby powder and a white cloud pops out on every step.
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r00tuuu123 said: Besides the poop/fart issue you deal with the previously mentioned danger of zippers and then you have the fear that you used too much baby powder and a white cloud pops out on every step. 
Y'all are fucking weirdos with your tip wiping and baby powder.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Matt87]
#21928506 - 07/11/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Matt87 said:
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r00tuuu123 said: Besides the poop/fart issue you deal with the previously mentioned danger of zippers and then you have the fear that you used too much baby powder and a white cloud pops out on every step. 
Y'all are fucking weirdos with your tip wiping and baby powder.
Baby powder?!?! Where the hell did that come from?
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21928553 - 07/11/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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And for the record... we know.
We ALWAYS know.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: ladycakes]
#21928562 - 07/11/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ladycakes said:
And for the record... we know.
We ALWAYS know.
Is that a bad thing?
And why are you even looking? My EYES are up HERE
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF] 2
#21928618 - 07/11/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shouldn't dress that way if you didn't want to get ogled.
slut.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21928825 - 07/11/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Fuck underwear
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r00tuuu123 said: Besides the poop/fart issue you deal with the previously mentioned danger of zippers and then you have the fear that you used too much baby powder and a white cloud pops out on every step. 
That baby powder.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: JvF]
#21928873 - 07/11/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: I hate underwear.
I go commando all the time, but recently began wearing boxer briefs at my girlfriends request.
My pants always stay clean besause i wash my ass after shitting and wipe my tip after pissing.
Since wearing underwear the past week, my dick smells after i sweat. Im getting swamp ass. It actually seems like not wearing any is more hygenic.
It sucks dick. The whole thing sucks dick.
Fuck underwear
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: lowbrow]
#21928945 - 07/11/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i go commando when i'm wearing pajama pants, love it. jeans pretty much require underwear though. that zipper is sharp
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Black_Sunset said: You must not wear jeans...
I never go commando anymore. I had an "incident" as a child. Thank the gods I didn't cause permanent physical damage, but emotionally, I can't have so much as a button on pajama pants touch any part of my dick.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Adden]
#21929059 - 07/11/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol
I've never had an issue with my zipper, of course half my jeans are button fly anyway. But I find that flap of fabric they put behind the zipper does is job, but do need to be careful while zipping up.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: drr]
#21929139 - 07/11/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't nomrally wear underwear, it just gets too sweaty down there
I have never zipped my tip but I always zip up my pubic hair... now THAT hurts
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ive been running commando for a long time now.. i dont see the point of 'roos
the worst is when ya grab a pair of shorts out of the dryer and put them on right quick and burn yo dick .
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: rackem]
#21929234 - 07/11/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I never see the need for underwear. I hate having my dick restricted, and it makes it all sweaty down there. Swamp dick 
What's with all the "you must not wear jeans" comments? All I wear is jeans, and haven't wore underwear since elementary school.
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It's all fun and games until you shred your dick on a zipper
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I have Penile Traumatic Stress Disorder because of zippers.
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I've cut myself a couple times, but that slight risk is so worth not having sweaty balls all day. I like to let my boys hang.
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Re: Who goes commando [Re: Adden]
#21929502 - 07/11/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's OK, we have button-flies now.
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