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Suggestions on What to Give as a Good Birthday Present?
#21922926 - 07/10/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Need some suggestions, thanks.
So far, the only ideas I can think of are…. rice cooker? New cell phone? Gift certificates for a massage?
Edited by Crystal G (07/11/15 01:50 AM)
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G] 12
#21922934 - 07/10/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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get him an std test
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: 404]
#21922938 - 07/10/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: get him an std test
Funny.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21922951 - 07/10/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Give him your naked self after a Sushi dinner. I'd be content with something like that
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Hayoxp] 1
#21922970 - 07/10/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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a big fat fuckin sandwich with a weed sauce spread honey maple turkey, pastrami, bacon,colby jack cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato - toasted
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21922976 - 07/10/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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he sounds like the type that would just love a coupon book handwritten by you.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: mndfreeze]
#21922981 - 07/10/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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10 free passes to your ass, that can be cashed in at any time
a pipe wrench
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: mndfreeze]
#21922982 - 07/10/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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the only gifts I remember or cared about where the handmade knicknacks. Sing him a song about how you care about him.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21922986 - 07/10/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You might ask him about what kinds of things he wants. Maybe ask him to list a couple, or a few categories, anything that might help narrow it down. Or maybe ask him to make a list. He can even make an amazon wishlist if you really want.
Also, totally do not get him sex/sexual favors/etc. Let's be honest, he can get that any time
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21922987 - 07/10/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn, now I'm hungry as hell, 5 am burgers it is.
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#21922999 - 07/10/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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pussy & sushi
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: AD420]
#21923010 - 07/10/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I didn't read the thread but steak and a blowjob and you're good. If you wanted to get fancy you could get him a new watch or bracelet. A nice chunky bracelet though not those real thin ones
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: AD420]
#21923016 - 07/10/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get the man a Watch ! A nice 300+$ Nixon watch really nice watches are a great gift even though cells phones taking over a banging watch sets of a proper outfit.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Soulidarity]
#21923017 - 07/10/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Awesome kinky sex always makes a good bday gift. I guess I never expected much for my bday.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21923068 - 07/10/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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well the rice cooker woulda been great if he hadnt turned it down, good ones can keep rice fresh for up to a week. i find that very appealing, put in some rice and some seasoned water, hit a button and an hour later you have warm rice for days.
but they are expensive. and the cheap rice cookers tend to just be clutter items.
i like kitchen gadgets, measuring cups/spoons with innovative designs (as long as it doesnt take away from functionality and actually is an improvement).
if the kitchen is always a mess... i would love a clean kitchen
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
#21923090 - 07/10/15 04:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If he shaves (not all men do) set him up with proper gear.
Merkur 34C safety razor pack of 200 blades, Derby Extra brand Badger hair shaving brush (for instance TOBS brand) Taylor of Old Bond Street Coconut Shaving Cream (or on the cheap, PRORASA Shaving Cream)
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21923105 - 07/10/15 04:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get him a necklace with a tiny pyramid. It'll show him that you get him and understand him.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Magenta]
#21923110 - 07/10/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why don't you just plan a nice day out together as a present? I'm sure you can find a day full of activities he enjoys. He loves good food I hear so a nice restaurant would be a good start (or end rather). I'd appreciate something like that way more than a material gift that's probably not something I would have bought anyways.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: GoldenEye]
#21923142 - 07/10/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd expect a nice day out every day i'm with the love of my life. If that's not being provided, she should leave him, especially if he claims it like a gift as GoldenEye suggests. In fact i'm appalled, GoldenEye must be either trolling or one hella tight arse.
Get him the pyramid pendent, it's a fool proof plan.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Magenta] 1
#21923144 - 07/10/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just because I value non-material stuff I must be trolling? And what world are you living in? You can't have a God awesome kickass day every day If you expect every day with your SO to be a trip to Disneyworld with a michelin dinner afterwards you must be single.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: GoldenEye]
#21923214 - 07/10/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha, you're just some cheapskate that's trying to justify your own actions so you don't have to spend more money. In reality you're not as fun as Disney land and the fact that you make the comparison shows your objective nature and supremest egotism. Shape up son, you're not that good, it's about time you stop giving false advice and learn to accept others for what they really are and demonstrate that value.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Magenta]
#21923229 - 07/10/15 06:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whatever mate, if everyone had the same values, preferences and opinions we wouldn't need a thread like this. And everyone would have multiple triangle pendants.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: GoldenEye]
#21923254 - 07/10/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol, i'm just messing with you because i'm board and this sight is slow at this time of night/day/whatever. I dind't mean what i said, no hard feelings.
For what it's worth, i also always loved to go out for dinner on special occasions and just talk. In today's society where smart phones have become such an intimate part of our lives, banning them is a great idea for a date. This is only a suggestion for established relationships, to avoid complacency invading our lives through the mediocrity that people easily become accustomed to.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21923265 - 07/10/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not sure about your bf's preferences, but I like to cook as well and I always appreciate getting a good cookbook as a present. Can't go wrong with that for me. And no, it isn't silly to give a man a cookbook.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: koraks]
#21923319 - 07/10/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You mentioned cooking. Does he have a nice wok? Cast iron skillet that can go from the stovetop to the oven?
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: stratocast]
#21923341 - 07/10/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The thing i hate about woks is that they're not made considering for all those that want to use them for beyblading.
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#21923342 - 07/10/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21923368 - 07/10/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe he's the type who prefers to forget his birthday.
The best gift I get is from one friend who suprises me sometime after the actual day; "I know your birthday was on Tuesday, but I figured you'd want to be alone that day. Here's a birthday candle." LOL, dork!
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#21923396 - 07/10/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Invite his best buds over, and then get them all to run a train on ya. Show him and his pals the legend that is crystal g. They'll always have stories to shoot the shit about, And the male bonding will grow stronger. 
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: billy jowl] 1
#21923558 - 07/10/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about a couple hundred feet of 5/8" nylon climbing rope and a S&M knot tying instruction video...
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#21923582 - 07/10/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thayendanegea said: How about a couple hundred feet of 5/8" nylon climbing rope and a S&M knot tying instruction video... 
Never use nylon rope in BDSM, always plant fiber.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Asante]
#21923689 - 07/10/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why don't you guys just go do something instead of getting him a gift. Gifts are too hard to figure out under pressure. I tend to only give them when I see something that I know somebody will like. Otherwise it feels forced, the gratitude is forced, and the gift never really gets used. Just take him out to dinner and buy him a snack he likes or something, and then keep an eye out for something to get him later.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Asante] 1
#21923813 - 07/10/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: Never use nylon rope in BDSM, always plant fiber.
Nylon is perfectly safe if you know what you're doing. Don't use it for suspension bondage though!
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21923924 - 07/10/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: a big fat fuckin sandwich with a weed sauce spread honey maple turkey, pastrami, bacon,colby jack cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato - toasted

You'd polute Pastrami with Honey roasted turkey?
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: koraks]
#21923926 - 07/10/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koraks said:
Quote:
Asante said: Never use nylon rope in BDSM, always plant fiber.
Nylon is perfectly safe if you know what you're doing. Don't use it for suspension bondage though!
LOL...you guys know alot more about it than me....just sounded like a good idea.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Thayendanegea]
#21923946 - 07/10/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love your idea of giving a gift with explicitly sexual connotations
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Thayendanegea]
#21923954 - 07/10/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is why you should buy presents all year long. If you're with someone and they say they like something or want something, write it down and buy it. Then when birthdays come around you don't even have to shop, it also makes christmas so much less stressful.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: stratocast]
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stratocast said: You mentioned cooking. Does he have a nice wok? Cast iron skillet that can go from the stovetop to the oven?
Dude Cmon that's what you buy your mom when your 13 and don't have any Ideas. She might as well buy him a sweater and a pair of dockers.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21924025 - 07/10/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't forget the khakis
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
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Crystal.. you are the best girlfriend. if I got sexual favors and a body message gift card I would be the happiest I could be. everyone needs a good message. don't leave yourself out
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21924078 - 07/10/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get him a tool box, guys usually like shit like that.
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Thayendanegea said: How about a couple hundred feet of 5/8" nylon climbing rope and a S&M knot tying instruction video... 
Never use nylon rope in BDSM, always plant fiber.
Absolutely not. Synthetics are much less abrasive than plant fiber you tree hugging freak.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
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stratocast said: You mentioned cooking. Does he have a nice wok? Cast iron skillet that can go from the stovetop to the oven?
Dude Cmon that's what you buy your mom when your 13 and don't have any Ideas. She might as well buy him a sweater and a pair of dockers. 
Pff. I asked for one of those last time somebody wanted to know what gift I wanted. It's awesome.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
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stratocast said: You mentioned cooking. Does he have a nice wok? Cast iron skillet that can go from the stovetop to the oven?
Dude Cmon that's what you buy your mom when your 13 and don't have any Ideas. She might as well buy him a sweater and a pair of dockers. 
Pff. I asked for one of those last time somebody wanted to know what gift I wanted. It's awesome.
Helpful hint if your buying cast get it at a flea market The stuff that came out in the past 15-20 years is shit.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
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yeah i'd like a freestanding wok... they are super useful.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
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i thought he was ur husband?
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
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stratocast said: You mentioned cooking. Does he have a nice wok? Cast iron skillet that can go from the stovetop to the oven?
Dude Cmon that's what you buy your mom when your 13 and don't have any Ideas. She might as well buy him a sweater and a pair of dockers. 
Pff. I asked for one of those last time somebody wanted to know what gift I wanted. It's awesome.
Helpful hint if your buying cast get it at a flea market The stuff that came out in the past 15-20 years is shit.
I will keep this in mind. My wok is coated cast iron, and it's been holding up okay. The only reason I went with the cast iron was because I didn't want any teflon on it so I could REALLY scrape it with the spatula. Stainless steel would have been fine too.
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It's my favorite kitchen pan at the moment. My second favorite is a cast iron griddle, which is best for breakfast.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
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Helpful hint # 2 use coarse kosher or sea salt to clean it. If you have to get it wet put it on a burner on high cook out the water and oil it with your choice of oil.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
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high temp oils, like grapeseed/avacado etc are best.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21924225 - 07/10/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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r00tuuu123 said: Helpful hint # 2 use coarse kosher or sea salt to clean it. If you have to get it wet put it on a burner on high cook out the water and oil it with your choice of oil.
Ya, I'm careful with my griddle that way. I use steel scrubbies to clean them both when stuff gets stuck on 'em. I've never found a need to reseason either of them though, but I cook with good amounts of oil or animal fat. Unseasoned iron will rust damn quick if you leave it wet.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
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my mom "accidentally" washed my stepdad's wok with dawn... it was hilarious
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: tryptkaloids]
#21924274 - 07/10/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No worries just clean it really good and re season it. I do mine from time to time If I want to re-season. But bacon grease is the bomb for seasoning a pan just cook a lb of cheap bacon eat the bacon or make bacon cheeseburgers then wipe it out with paper towells good to go after that.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
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I know how to fix it. it was just funny as fuck. anyway, back on topic
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: tryptkaloids]
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Wait Crystal needs a b day present. 50 lbs of good steak loins, and maybe 10lbs of P&d 16/20 shrimp. After all the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21924351 - 07/10/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: zappaisgod]
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Thayendanegea said: How about a couple hundred feet of 5/8" nylon climbing rope and a S&M knot tying instruction video... 
Never use nylon rope in BDSM, always plant fiber.
Absolutely not. Synthetics are much less abrasive than plant fiber you tree hugging freak.
You should want something soft but with grip. Synthetics are typically soft, but have poor grip.
Hemp is my favorite. I've heard good things about silk and bamboo, but I haven't used them.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Bunji cords dirt cheap at the truck stop. You can get the plain black or the festive braid covered ones that come in a wide assortment of colors.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#21925562 - 07/10/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about a big ol' rock?
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Absolutely not. Synthetics are much less abrasive than plant fiber you tree hugging freak.
You should want something soft but with grip. Synthetics are typically soft, but have poor grip.
Hemp is my favorite. I've heard good things about silk and bamboo, but I haven't used them.
Silk would be fine but you just need to tie the knots barely tight enough around the choke points. Wrist ankle neck so the hand feet and head can't pull through. Friction is not generally an issue.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
#21925900 - 07/10/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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rxb said: well the rice cooker woulda been great if he hadnt turned it down, good ones can keep rice fresh for up to a week. i find that very appealing, put in some rice and some seasoned water, hit a button and an hour later you have warm rice for days.
but they are expensive. and the cheap rice cookers tend to just be clutter items.
i like kitchen gadgets, measuring cups/spoons with innovative designs (as long as it doesnt take away from functionality and actually is an improvement).
if the kitchen is always a mess... i would love a clean kitchen
See, that's what I was thinking too. You can also throw in a bunch of herbs and meats and veggies in a rice cooker, and you will basically have a fresh meal or cook hot soup in it.
Zojirushi has some really nice rice cookers, some of them are going for $300 on Amazon!!!! 
I think I'll wait to give him the rice cooker for when he's living in a different place though.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
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$300 is not a bad deal for a good 7 day rice cooker.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
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My rice cooker got jacked... all three of them. For some reason I can't figure out my rice cookers always get jacked. What the fuck is that about?
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Amanita86]
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Actually my crock pots got carried off too. That actually pisses me off more, now that I think about it...
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Amanita86]
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i dont use crock pots.
they drop below 140 too often for me to feel safe.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
#21926110 - 07/10/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Really? I was unaware of this..
..you know, I've never stuck a thermometer in a crock pot before? I always just assumed.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Amanita86]
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yeah, the newer ones are supposed to be better about this... it just skeeves me out... cuz 12 hours of cycling... can breed a lot of baddies.
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
#22069951 - 08/09/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Funny.
how come you deleted most of the OP and this reply? it was just a joke CG
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