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OfflineCrystal G
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Suggestions on What to Give as a Good Birthday Present?
    #21922926 - 07/10/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Need some suggestions, thanks.

So far, the only ideas I can think of are…. rice cooker? New cell phone? Gift certificates for a massage?


Edited by Crystal G (07/11/15 01:50 AM)


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G] * 12
    #21922934 - 07/10/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

get him an std test


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: 404]
    #21922938 - 07/10/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
get him an std test




Funny.


Edited by Crystal G (07/11/15 01:48 AM)


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21922951 - 07/10/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Give him your naked self after a Sushi dinner. I'd be content with something like that :shrug:


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Hayoxp] * 1
    #21922970 - 07/10/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

a big fat fuckin sandwich with a weed sauce spread
honey maple turkey, pastrami, bacon,colby jack cheese, romaine lettuce, tomato - toasted
:bigyesnod:


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21922976 - 07/10/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

he sounds like the type that would just love a coupon book handwritten by you.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21922981 - 07/10/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

10 free passes to your ass, that can be cashed in at any time


a pipe wrench

a slinky

a pair of bronze nuts


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21922982 - 07/10/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the only gifts I remember or cared about where the handmade knicknacks.  Sing him a song about how you care about him.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21922986 - 07/10/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You might ask him about what kinds of things he wants. Maybe ask him to list a couple, or a few categories, anything that might help narrow it down. Or maybe ask him to make a list. He can even make an amazon wishlist if you really want.

Also, totally do not get him sex/sexual favors/etc. Let's be honest, he can get that any time :lol:


Edited by nooneman (07/10/15 02:45 AM)


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21922987 - 07/10/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, now I'm hungry as hell, 5 am burgers it is. :lol:


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Hayoxp] * 1
    #21922999 - 07/10/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pussy & sushi:datass:


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: AD420]
    #21923010 - 07/10/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I didn't read the thread but steak and a blowjob and you're good. If you wanted to get fancy you could get him a new watch or bracelet. A nice chunky bracelet though not those real thin ones


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: AD420]
    #21923016 - 07/10/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Get the man a Watch ! A nice 300+$ Nixon watch
really nice watches are a great gift even though cells phones taking over a banging watch sets of a proper outfit.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21923017 - 07/10/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Awesome kinky sex always makes a good bday gift.
I guess I never expected much for my bday.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21923068 - 07/10/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well the rice cooker woulda been great if he hadnt turned it down, good ones can keep rice fresh for up to a week. i find that very appealing, put in some rice and some seasoned water, hit a button and an hour later you have warm rice for days.

but they are expensive. and the cheap rice cookers tend to just be clutter items.

i like kitchen gadgets, measuring cups/spoons with innovative designs (as long as it doesnt take away from functionality and actually is an improvement).

if the kitchen is always a mess... i would love a clean kitchen


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: rxb]
    #21923090 - 07/10/15 04:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If he shaves (not all men do) set him up with proper gear.

Merkur 34C safety razor
pack of 200 blades, Derby Extra brand
Badger hair shaving brush (for instance TOBS brand)
Taylor of Old Bond Street Coconut Shaving Cream (or on the cheap, PRORASA Shaving Cream)





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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21923105 - 07/10/15 04:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Get him a necklace with a tiny pyramid. It'll show him that you get him and understand him.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Magenta]
    #21923110 - 07/10/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why don't you just plan a nice day out together as a present? I'm sure you can find a day full of activities he enjoys. He loves good food I hear so a nice restaurant would be a good start (or end rather). I'd appreciate something like that way more than a material gift that's probably not something I would have bought anyways.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21923142 - 07/10/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd expect a nice day out every day i'm with the love of my life. If that's not being provided, she should leave him, especially if he claims it like a gift as GoldenEye suggests. In fact i'm appalled, GoldenEye must be either trolling or one hella tight arse.

Get him the pyramid pendent, it's a fool proof plan.


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Re: Suggestions on What to Give my Boyfriend as a Birthday Present? [Re: Magenta] * 1
    #21923144 - 07/10/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just because I value non-material stuff I must be trolling? And what world are you living in? You can't have a God awesome kickass day every day :shrug: If you expect every day with your SO to be a trip to Disneyworld with a michelin dinner afterwards you must be single.


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