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Funny as hell.
    #21922508 - 07/09/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Let's talk more about names instead.

I went to Lover's Lane the other day to educate myself on sex.  Hadn't ever gone there before.  So I did not see any vibrators labeled --------------.  I did see a lot of rabbit vibrators.  I guess the name makes sense, some even had little ears on them to stimulate both sides of the clitoris but I'm sure there are other uses too for that type of vibration.  I like the concept about bananas too.  We all eat bananas so it is a symbol of unity among us, animals, and out world as a whole.  I like the unity of everything.  One last note ( I hope ) about Orgasms.  I had a full body orgasm last Sunday as well.  Not from using a vibrator, never used one of those darn things, I got one of the small ones from the local Walgreens though.  There was no penile erection or ejaculate but a full body orgasm for sure.  It is pretty rare but it feels amazing.  Lasted a few hours for me and was great.  Another note on vibrators, I got a couple different of those vibrating cock rings from Walgreens as well.  I don't need any help maintaining an erection but what the hell it couldn't hurt.  Might delay the erection for a few hours and be wonderful the third way around.  Takes me longer to climax the more rounds I go. <section witheld>  Anyway we got off the topic of the name we were discussing at this time.
Where did you get your name from?  Those things -names- mean a lot.  I'm kinda curious, it could be from a number of things.  Bananas,  maybe a banana split that was just that guud.  Or maybe it was one your vibrators that was just that guud or bad.  Or maybe it is the name of your bf's penis.  Whatever the way you got your name I'd like to know and I'm sure it is a pretty Orgasmic story.  Just not sure if it is as Orgasmic as mine.  Probably not.  Well there I go talking about Orgasms again.  I'd send you a link to videos of my favorite Orgasms but I'd end up having to watch a lot of porn and that would take a lot of my time up.  I'd prefer to have mad sex.  I feel like this message is so awesome it deserves its own post.

Yeah, well let me know.


Ok so I thought it was funny.


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Re: Funny as hell. [Re: mastercultivator]
    #21922527 - 07/09/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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