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occollegeboi
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Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable?
#21922403 - 07/09/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want to start a business plan and get a business loan and open my own strip club or restaurant. What is more profitable faster?
Thanks.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21922446 - 07/09/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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a combination of the two !!! Make it classy like but why get into the strip club bizz . Its fucking lame that girls just use there little pussys and get rich. I don't blame them since fools threw money at them.
hire extremely hot college girls make the uniform see through and serve high quality foods find a cook with passion for cooking might need 2 head chefs pick them up from culinary schools 2 line cooks just put a add on CL and hire a team of homedepot temporary Mexicans to be your preps.
what would you name your restaurant?
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21922474 - 07/09/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about have live girl-on-girl sex shows where they put food and drink on each other and consume it off?
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: TEAMSESH]
#21922546 - 07/09/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TEAMSESH said: Its fucking lame that girls just use there little pussys and get rich. I don't blame them since fools threw money at them.
The girls don't keep the money. The club keeps it and pays them minimum wage--or less.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#21922592 - 07/09/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Really? Thought they made like 13+ a hour or like a good percentage but minimum? Fuck sakes they probably lowley prostitute on the side after work for some more dough.
porno is where the girls get rich . The good actresses only get rich I think like the ones good at performance.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: TEAMSESH]
#21922622 - 07/09/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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the girls keep the stage money, and a percentage of lapdances etc. they keep tips. sometimes they are paid a minimum wage, sometimes they actually pay they joint like how hairdressers rent a booth at the salon. its different everywhere i think. strip club is definitely more profitable. there's a strip joint around the corner from me, and the guy bought a bar next door, a sex store/ lingerie shop next door on the other side, and a weed dispensary in the same strip mall. the guy probably gets back half of what the strippers make by selling em booze, weed, and stripper costumes.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21922880 - 07/10/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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My roommate and I are going to be business partners. The reason we want to do this is because we NEED a cash cow. We are at a point in our lives where we are burnt out on our measly little $16/hour plus tips jobs and we are sick of not making the money we REALLY want to make. I have good credit so getting a business loan will probably be easy, and if I need a cosigner my mom and step dad probably would if I sold them on it well enough.
I don't care about the sex, we are in it for the money.
And I think we are going to be cool owners. I want to pay the girls (and guys, it's going to have 2 floors/sections, one naked girls, the other naked guys) a fair share of the tips. I also want to have competitions for strippers on whoever gets the highest tips in one night keeps the highest cut or whatever bartender sells the most bottles in one night keeps a higher cut and so forth.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21922882 - 07/10/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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To get a business loan, you need to prove that your business has been generating income for at least a year (this requires showing them your accounting records and stuff), and you need a business plan, and in most cases you need a college degree, and preferably previous experience starting businesses.
Don't count on getting that loan unless you have this stuff.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: nooneman] 1
#21923115 - 07/10/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you open a restaurant there is a %90 chance you will go under in the 1st year. If you open a strip club you will almost certainly get shaken down by organized crime.
If there were shortcuts to success everyone would do it.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: Brian Jones] 1
#21942386 - 07/14/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brian Jones said: If you open a restaurant there is a %90 chance you will go under in the 1st year. If you open a strip club you will almost certainly get shaken down by organized crime.
If there were shortcuts to success everyone would do it.
this. if a business sounds like it would be fun to own, then you wont make money doing it. start a port-o-john company or some shitty job company and you will make big bucks with little competition because no on else wants to do it.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: iateshaggy]
#21942466 - 07/14/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Port-a-john workers make $45/hr plus OT in the North. God only knows what the owner is making, but the shit never stops.
Like the barber or the funeral home; business is steady.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#21942500 - 07/14/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's damn good money, but what a shit job.
I guess it depends on how much you want money versus how much you want a job that doesn't completely suck. I mean, who knows, maybe the job is great, but I don't want to spend 8 hours in human shit every day. Plus the way people would look at you when you told them what you do. Not just zero respect, but like the opposite of respect.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: nooneman]
#21943023 - 07/14/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Most of it is driving around and equipment maintenance. I think you would only service like 5 to 10 a day then drive back, dump the shit and clean your rig for a 10 hour day. Not awful, but you would definitely need to be a mouth breather.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#21943724 - 07/14/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i don't have that bad a job but i do get pretty dirty some days. i worked for a company that didn't do direct deposit and in 2 weeks we would max out cell phone deposits and have to go to the bank. when we walked into the bank in trashy clothes covered in coal dust they looked at us like white trash. when they saw our checks and then our accounts they were asking for job applications and phone numbers.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: TEAMSESH]
#21947348 - 07/15/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TEAMSESH said: Really? Thought they made like 13+ a hour or like a good percentage but minimum? Fuck sakes they probably lowley prostitute on the side after work for some more dough.
porno is where the girls get rich . The good actresses only get rich I think like the ones good at performance.
this is bullshit. The girls pay a cover fee and keep the rest, the club is already making more than enough by using them as attractions for people to buy ridiculously overpriced alcohol.
~The brother of a stripper
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: learn4r]
#21948995 - 07/15/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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not every strip club sells alcohol. many of the full nudes aren't allowed to sell alcohol and only make money from cover charges and dancing fees.
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Re: Strip club or restaurant? What's more profitable? [Re: iateshaggy]
#21949858 - 07/15/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Varies heavily, as well as the mafia shakedowns. The strippers pay a portion of tips or pay to dance and keep tips depending upon the joint. In some the club only takes door, drink and lapdance fees. Shakedowns or crime infiltration are a big thing. Mafia types will try to get their claws in as it's extremely easy to launder money through strip clubs as well as other things. Lookout for people trying to invest in your club that also own a combination of banks, or vending routes as these too are quick laundering lanes and are sometimes a givaway.
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