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Malcolm_Xtasy
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#21921408 - 07/09/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whats up fuckboys/girls?
What are you guys getting into tonight?
I'm supposed to be studying for my physics quiz tmrw but i'm smoking this fat ass joint and making a drink instead. Priorities. Got some chicken breasts in the oven. Stuffed em with mushrooms, onions, and pancetta. Gonna be good as shit
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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What's up, man?
I'm chillin' here, waitin' on some bud.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Dude I forgot the rest of my bud when I left for my girlfriend's place and I"m really kicking myself. This joint ain't gonna keep me buzzed the rest of the night!
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Go back and get the rest of it mayne.
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Damn, man! That shit sucks!
I've not smoked all day, and I'm ready to get high. I had a little sip of Drank, but it's already wore off at this point.

I've got a tad bit more, but was planning on saving it for tonight.
I might just take a sip and turn on some tunes . . .
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Nah bruh I'm a little too fucked up to drive. It's not worth a DUI. I"ll just smoke a fatty tomorrow after I take my quiz. My dad is gonna take me out to lunch at some steakhouse so I gotta make sure I'm good and roasted for the occasion.
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How you gonna get your steak?
I'm a medium man my self
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Medium rare dawg. There's no other way to eat it IMO.
Unrelated story:
The last time I went out to lunch with my dad I told him how I've been experimenting with hallucinogens like LSD. He looks at me with the most concerned face and says, "so you're smoking that all the time now too?"
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Medium rare is good. DUI's ain't no thang
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Lol It's funny when you get to that age when you can tell your parents pretty much anything about what you do.
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Quote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said: Medium rare dawg. There's no other way to eat it IMO.
Unrelated story:
The last time I went out to lunch with my dad I told him how I've been experimenting with hallucinogens like LSD. He looks at me with the most concerned face and says, "so you're smoking that all the time now too?"

Y'know, I've never had a bloody steak. I've always heard good things, but I've never tried it.
And why don't you pass the ol' LSD pipe this way
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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MinnesnowtaNice said: Lol It's funny when you get to that age when you can tell your parents pretty much anything about what you do.
Amen to that My mom kicked me out when I was 16 for smoking weed, and we reconnected earlier this year. I love telling her stories that start like "Man, I was doin' PCP down in Birmingham and . . ." Just because I know there's nothing she can do about it.
The fucked up thing is that she loves drugs. Alcohol and Amphetamines mostly. But she hates pot.
Shit's crazy.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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There should be a "ridiculous over reactions to pot thread" because I have heard to many stories of this happening and it's like
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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My mom literally beat the shit outta me when she found an ounce of dank in my room when I was 16. Closed first and everything. After that she started drug testing me periodically and would take my car and cell phone if I failed. Crazy fuckin shit. We're pretty cool now though.
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See i couldn't even look at my parents if they would have reacted that way, I got caught when I first started and that was when I was 13. My parents were totally cool about it and since then we've pretty much been best friends. The way peoples family reacts to their drug use is crucial in deciding how the rest of your life will be.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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I'll never be as cool with my mom as I am with my dad. She definitely fucked that up with all her overreactions. Honestly, her freaking out just made me wanna do it more and she never understood that. My dad would only get mad about me smoking because he knew he was gonna catch mad shit from my mom. He'd always flick me in the head and say, "Can't you just be smarter with the shit?!"
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It's strange. The first time I got "caught" smoking, my mom had found my step-dad's pipe and he, being the pussy that he was, said he knew nothing about it. So she drug-tested me and I failed.
My dad, on the other hand, is a different story. He's cool as fuck.
I just back from his place and I'm on cloud 9
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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lol i remember i brought home some dank and opened the container in the house. my mom came home and asked if i had gotten skunked. LOL
then there was the time i left an ounce of shrooms on a scale on the table by accident. she came home and asked what i was going to do with it, i said "well i was gonna eat it" she made me promise to throw it out. i obliged. made chocolates instead.
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Re: LNC [Re: 404]
#21921954 - 07/09/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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