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What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!?
    #21915706 - 07/08/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Copying other thread... :ahahaha:
But in all seriousness, what smell, that you have smiled and never, EVER want to smell again?
Mine's, off the top of my head (i.e. can't think of anything else AT THIS MOMENT INTIME), is probably chewing on zoplicone tablets....o' my fucking god. So horrible. I tastes salty, bitterness, outright vomit-inducing.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915724 - 07/08/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Your sister's... nevermind.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915725 - 07/08/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

One time I killed a hooker and stashed her corpse in the basement for 3 weeks

Then I forgot she was down there opened the door to grab some tools and was knocked unconscious immediately by the sickly sweet stench of decay


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21915726 - 07/08/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Skoal peach, makes me want to puke just thinking about it.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915729 - 07/08/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Blood and meat. Butcher shops in specific.

Not only is it a heinous fragrance but the smell is psychologically awful also.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21915731 - 07/08/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Skoal peach, makes me want to puke just thinking about it.



Wut?

It's probably my favorite, it smells great.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: Zombi3]
    #21915744 - 07/08/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah that's a nasty one



Mine has been some people ive had the displeasure to come within 5 ft of
they smelled like piss shit, puke n rotten meat all in one
I have literally puked in my mouth coming close to this one person I walked by a few years ago


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21915745 - 07/08/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Spit into a flavored water bottle while playing xbox a few years back, next day was playing xbox and didn't think and grabbed that instead of my drink...that day old, peach flavored, mixed with a hint of flavored water taste is now the permanent taste and smell of skoal peach. Immediately switched to grizzly straight after that and to this day if I smell it, it's the exact smell and taste from that bottle.

Dipped that shit for 6 months to have it completely ruined for me within a minute.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21915755 - 07/08/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've drank chew spit countless times on accident, it's not that bad, just burns a little and is slimy.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915758 - 07/08/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shit. Not just any shit but certain shit has made my eyes water and start gagging and even throw up.

I haven't really had much experience with truly horrible smells. Most are just severely unpleasant, like days old rotting seafood or decomposing animals.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21915762 - 07/08/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thoroughly rotten milk is AWFUL. If you ever need a stinkbom that makes baby Jesus cry, fill a jar halfway with high fat milk and let sit in the warmth for a few weeks.

It has several disgusting short chain fatty acids AND sulfur compounds.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915768 - 07/08/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd have to go with a dermestid beetle colony eating the rotting flesh off some bones to clean for museum samples. It's an incredibly nasty and strong smell.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: PLURAL]
    #21915769 - 07/08/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Burning human. It was 13 years ago.

A car decided to go southbound in a northbound highway. I pulled over but there was nothing I could do. It was absolutely the most disgusting thing I had seen at that point in my life. Two adults, two kids. Scrunched up between a U-Haul and a truck. It was terrifying.


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: Asante]
    #21915770 - 07/08/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I like your new name color haha

ALso rotten milk is :argh:


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21915788 - 07/08/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Compound bucket.  Somebody (Urb) used it for a toilet.  I didn't know and opened it up.  Fucking hell that was awesome stench


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01]
    #21915806 - 07/08/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

a bucket of year old chicken livers that was opened at the same time as some stinkbate.  :projectile:


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: daz01] * 2
    #21915831 - 07/08/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I remember when I was around 14 years old, fishing by a bridge with a friend. When a dead pig came floating down river and got stuck in a tree's branches near us.

So being stupid we decided to go and prod it with a large  stick. The pig flipped over and its entire stomach burst open spilling rotting intestines into the water.

We were laughing so much, then the smell hit us and we were gagging almost being sick. We ran away and my friend went and puked in a bush haha!


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: AbusedCondom]
    #21915859 - 07/08/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I remember when I was around 14 years old, fishing by a bridge with a friend. When a dead pig came floating down river and got stuck in a tree's branches near us.

So being stupid we decided to go and prod it with a large  stick. The pig flipped over and its entire stomach burst open spilling rotting intestines into the water.

We were laughing so much, then the smell hit us and we were gagging almost being sick. We ran away and my friend went and puked in a bush haha!



This is so fucking awesome.:rofl2:


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21915873 - 07/08/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

New York City's finest summer day garbage days.. it's like some cheesy ass smell  :puke:


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Re: What's THE worst smell you've ever smelled!? [Re: AbusedCondom]
    #21915875 - 07/08/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When I was a kid I put a dead fish, and feces and other things in a 5 gallon bucket with a lid and let that ferment in the sun for about a week. 

Or when I lived in the tropics; the smell of trash juice that sloshed out of the garbage truck intermingled with all the dead rotting crabs that cars ran over on the road, + cow manure for good measure.  That was pretty nasty as well.


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