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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Asante]
    #21918258 - 07/09/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

bump


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21918283 - 07/09/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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id like to make a suggestion for the next picture, can you take a picture with a mouse or rat in it so we can have something to use as a size reference?

Thanks



Too embarrassed. Come on this is the INTERNET! And I have a shroomery reputation to uphold. I have to make sure up close shots and angles make it seem like I have a pair of oranges for testicles


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918284 - 07/09/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

tree mo pagez


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: rxb]
    #21918285 - 07/09/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if you fuck this up again, you are getting a LOT of neg ratings.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21918295 - 07/09/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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if you fuck this up again, you are getting a LOT of neg ratings.



I didnt fuck anything up. Shall we right up the details of this contract spelled out?

As it stands, I have promised better lighting and a signature

Those are pretty LOOSE terms. Wait for the light to be so bright you cant even SEE the testicles! :datass:


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Edited by Almond Flour (07/09/15 07:26 AM)


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918300 - 07/09/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think it would be more appropriate to get this thread to 34 pages and then let it die.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21918303 - 07/09/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I think it would be more appropriate to get this thread to 34 pages and then let it die.



Im fine with that too :shrug:


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918314 - 07/09/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

1) if it doesnt stay up for 12 hours. you are getting negrated.

2) if we cant be sure its you, neg rated.

3) if the view is obstructed, neg rated.

4) if its not your testicles (obstructed by nothing more than your scrotum and perhaps some sharpie ink) neg rated.

5) if you do all of the above, but somehow you manage to make it NOT worth 30 pages ... neg fucking rated.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918318 - 07/09/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not really sure what I want out of this thread. I think I'm impressed by the quality of the trolling. It was well done.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: rxb]
    #21918322 - 07/09/15 07:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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1) if it doesnt stay up for 12 hours. you are getting negrated.

2) if we cant be sure its you, neg rated.

3) if the view is obstructed, neg rated.

4) if its not your testicles (obstructed by nothing more than your scrotum and perhaps some sharpie ink) neg rated.

5) if you do all of the above, but somehow you manage to make it NOT worth 30 pages ... neg fucking rated.




Hey hey HEY! :gc: I said 35 pages! You are breaking the contract!

Negrate this scrub!  :skifree:

And those are some pretty tough terms.....im not sure I agree


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918328 - 07/09/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you said 20...

and 20 passed.

and you agreed by virtue of the spirit of the original post.

im not arguing about it. if you dont deliver. you will be negrated by everyone.


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: rxb]
    #21918332 - 07/09/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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rxb said:
you said 20...

and 20 passed.

and you agreed by virtue of the spirit of the original post.

im not arguing about it. if you dont deliver. you will be negrated by everyone.




Dude! I was at work! And you guys kept posting! Thats not my fault


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918361 - 07/09/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

27 pages of ball craving sack junkies and counting. There is only one conclusion. Shroomerites love them some scrotum pics.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918362 - 07/09/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think you owe the thread a sincere apology for your earlier attempts to weasel out of fulfilling your end of the deal. That might help assuage these bitter feelings and doubts about your current intentions. It doesn't have to be too involved. Just write a couple paragraphs about how you were wrong to abuse everybody's trust and how you've changed after reflecting on the negative consequences of your actions.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: stratocast]
    #21918363 - 07/09/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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27 pages of ball craving sack junkies and counting. There is only one conclusion. Shroomerites love them some scrotum pics.




Nobody ever put this much work into the sexy ladies thread.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21918374 - 07/09/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I think you owe the thread a sincere apology for your earlier attempts to weasel out of fulfilling your end of the deal. That might help assuage these bitter feelings and doubts about your current intentions. It doesn't have to be too involved. Just write a couple paragraphs about how you were wrong to abuse everybody's trust and how you've changed after reflecting on the negative consequences of your actions.




Dear shroomery,

I understand you guys are hesitant to trust me simply because I didnt meet your expectations. But sadly I kept my end of the bargain. Grow up :commonsense:

I posted my boys, then removed them. NOWHERE does it state they need to be on the website for X amount of hours.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21918376 - 07/09/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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27 pages of ball craving sack junkies and counting. There is only one conclusion. Shroomerites love them some scrotum pics.




Nobody ever put this much work into the sexy ladies thread.




:lol: But you have to understand these are ALMOND flours testicles. Worth their weight in pure gold! Hes a legend, shroomeries favorite Catholic/poster.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918420 - 07/09/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Mr.GuessWork said:
I think you owe the thread a sincere apology for your earlier attempts to weasel out of fulfilling your end of the deal. That might help assuage these bitter feelings and doubts about your current intentions. It doesn't have to be too involved. Just write a couple paragraphs about how you were wrong to abuse everybody's trust and how you've changed after reflecting on the negative consequences of your actions.




Dear shroomery,

I understand you guys are hesitant to trust me simply because I didnt meet your expectations. But sadly I kept my end of the bargain. Grow up :commonsense:

I posted my boys, then removed them. NOWHERE does it state they need to be on the website for X amount of hours.




It's an okay first draft, but you need work on the sincerity. Cut out that last little paragraph where you're making excuses for your behavior and thrown in some crocodile tears. You might want to end it with something like  "I know I don't deserve your trust, but..."


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21918423 - 07/09/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Mr.GuessWork said:
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stratocast said:
27 pages of ball craving sack junkies and counting. There is only one conclusion. Shroomerites love them some scrotum pics.




Nobody ever put this much work into the sexy ladies thread.




:lol: But you have to understand these are ALMOND flours testicles. Worth their weight in pure gold! Hes a legend, shroomeries favorite Catholic/poster.




I think all the compliments are going to your head, man. That's always a danger when you post testicle pics.


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Re: 20 Pages = Testicles [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21919680 - 07/09/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

this time it better be damn good


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