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SuperFly
Still in the Space Race



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At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do!
#21910412 - 07/07/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I usually put fake spiders in random places, or tape the phone to the receiver.
It's all fun and games... Any good suggestions? Preferably not evil ones lol
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Asante
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: SuperFly] 2
#21910421 - 07/07/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put a piece of roughly torn off toilet paper on his desk.
That'll keep him wondering.
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Shroomslip
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: SuperFly]
#21910440 - 07/07/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Smear Vaseline over every surface he regularly touches.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: Asante]
#21910443 - 07/07/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make the startup sound on his computer a very loud fart and turn his speakers up all the way
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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds



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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: Asante] 1
#21910461 - 07/07/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Under-clock his computer
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CosmicFool
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: MilkdudTitties]
#21910498 - 07/07/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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pop off a few buttons on his keyboard and rearrange the letters
tape a piece of paper over the mouse laser
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SuperFly
Still in the Space Race



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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21910502 - 07/07/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: Make the startup sound on his computer a very loud fart and turn his speakers up all the way
I did something similar to a coworkers truck. The radio has an alarm built into it so I turn it up all the way and made it go off right after break started. A very loud constant DING-DING-DING lmao. It lasted for 2 weeks then he finally figured out there was an alarm.
Right after I posted this my boss came back... Damn.. There will be more opportunities
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4nik8
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: CosmicFool]
#21910543 - 07/07/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: tape a piece of paper over the mouse laser
That's hilarious!
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FreeTheSoul
The wonderer.
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: 4nik8]
#21910550 - 07/07/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put his background of his screen as a broken lcd, make sure it takes up the whole screen.
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zZZz
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#21910656 - 07/07/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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bosses are people too, leave his desk alone
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SuperFly
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#21910811 - 07/07/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz said: bosses are people too, leave his desk alone
You're no fun ... You missed the part where it is all fun and games, and I know there is a time and place for everything. It's not like I walk in and say hey boss then slap him in the face with baby powder. I'm not out to piss him off, just make him laugh and say what the fudge( he doesn't cuss)
Thank you for the good suggestions everybody. This could work out for a couple of my co-workers/ family members.
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FreeTheSoul said: Put his background of his screen as a broken lcd, make sure it takes up the whole screen.
I wonder if you can do this with someone's phone
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CosmicFool
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: SuperFly]
#21910826 - 07/07/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you can definitely do it to a phone my phone wallpaper was a "cracked screen" for awhile
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: CosmicFool]
#21910851 - 07/07/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It sucks when you actually break the screen and think someone is playing a trick on you and you realize it's actually fucked up
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SuperFly
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Re: At my bosses desk, I'm bored, what do I do! [Re: CosmicFool]
#21910853 - 07/07/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Got to love the Spider-Man edition screens lol. Every time I see one I have to mention it to them. (Phone vibrates) ahh shit you got that iPhone 6 spider man edition, how much did you pay for it? Lol
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