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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910787 - 07/07/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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on a smoker, hands down the best steaks ull ever have



That's how I cook prime rib.  But not a steak.  I like a sear on my steak.




works for steaks too


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910789 - 07/07/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Porterhouse isn't?


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zZZz]
    #21910791 - 07/07/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No sear no thanks.  They become a roast then.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910798 - 07/07/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I didnt read the thread but I know everyones basically going "you gotta get it at a perfect rare with nothing else on it for the best steak" in their best inpression of Ron Swanson. Some one probably brough up A-1 sauce which was met with horrified gasps and accusations against their manhood.  Then theres the snob or two thats going on about how awesome kobe or porterhouses are admist all the pictures of steak.



This is mostly my attitude except that Kobe is a breed and Porterhouse is a cut.  Kobe beef is also pretty much a scam in my opinion.




I was in Japan last year, I can assure you it is not a scam. REAL kobe beef (from Kobe, Japan) is fucking so ridiculously good it's orgasmic.
Most of the "kobe" we get in the US is not the genuine kobe beef. It is a scam.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21910805 - 07/07/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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No.. but I will now... 'tis on Youtube!



oh nice, it's fuckin' awesome, and yes... the first episode is good, but the second episode is some intense food with the guy that i posted a page back and the third is at the, previously mentioned here, Blue Hill Center (?) and the Blue Hill Stone Barn's dining, which is ridiculous a concept.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21910808 - 07/07/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well we sure aint getting real Kobe beef here then.  Any decent dry aged cut is going to be awesome if you cook it right


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910815 - 07/07/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

trust me bro, i eat steaks for a living :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zZZz]
    #21910819 - 07/07/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't want your job. Even steak would start to suck.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910828 - 07/07/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just edited my post and added that little factoid. The vast majority of "kobe" beef in the US.. is not real genuine kobe beef.
Chances are you wont ever see real kobe beef in the US unless you work / dine at some super fancy 5 star restaurant that gets the shit imported in.
Prior to a year or two ago, it was basically impossible to even get real Kobe beef in the US. Now it's a little easier. But pretty much everything you see sold as "Kobe" in North America... is not.
To actually be qualified as Kobe, it has to follow the strictest standards. So yeah, Kobe in the US is pretty much a scam.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/04/12/foods-biggest-scam-the-great-kobe-beef-lie/


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21910830 - 07/07/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I personally dont think rare / raw beef is the way to go, i like it medium at least :shrug:


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21910832 - 07/07/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Porterhouse isn't?



It is a cut.  Like Rib Eye.  Kobe is a breed of pampered cattle from Japan.  You can have a Kobe Porterhouse.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21910835 - 07/07/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it was metaphorical :whatyougonnado:

metaphorically speaking tho u probably wouldnt want the job anyways


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: desant]
    #21910847 - 07/07/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I personally dont think rare / raw beef is the way to go, i like it medium at least :shrug:



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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910866 - 07/07/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Porterhouse isn't?



It is a cut.  Like Rib Eye.  Kobe is a breed of pampered cattle from Japan.  You can have a Kobe Porterhouse.



I know what a porthouse is ya knob. Just never been a fan is all. It's all about that sirloin.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21910880 - 07/07/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My fave is bone in rib eye


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910921 - 07/07/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Filet mignon is the best cut for tenderness. Porterhouse for grill and fire. Rib Eye is the best of both worlds, i'd say. great for grilling and fire {or charcoal} and more tender than a T bone; which i think would probably be better for a rustic texture for fire.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21910922 - 07/07/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's one of my favorite cuts too. Gotta have the bone.


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Re: Whats the best way to cook steak?? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21910935 - 07/07/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dat charness





even better.



coffee crusted.


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honey ribs with star anise


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    #21910940 - 07/07/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I judged a cook off once and got to sit in with this guy who won the World Series of steak cool-off and asked him for tips.  One big one he'd told us was that you need to let the beef rest to room temperature before seasoning.  Apparently it works amazing because I won't cook a steak anymore without doing this. 

Also just salt fresh ground pepper and then get a good sear on both sides and then render the fat.  After that add clarified butter to the pan with a bundle of fresh rosemary and a clove of smashed garlic and baste the ever lovin shit out of that steak until it's mid rare.  Never go over medium rare.  It's a crime to steak.


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    #21910948 - 07/07/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yes... letting the beef rest to room temperature before cooking it is very important .. there is some science behind it.. but I forget why. I always do it though.

Almost as important is letting the beef rest after cooking it before cutting into it.


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