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Almond Flour
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: 1234go]
#21908566 - 07/07/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He pretty much just quoted Waynes World 
"Shes a Babe!....SHWING!!!"
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Edited by Almond Flour (07/07/15 07:32 AM)
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Zombi3
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Almond Flour]
#21908695 - 07/07/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Where's the duck tape?" "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything" "Put your brain in gear before you take your mouth out of neutral" "Don't do drugs"
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Zombi3]
#21908720 - 07/07/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Whats a matter you"
"Quit being a negative nancy"
"Well i'll be damned"
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Patlal
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Zombi3]
#21908727 - 07/07/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here are some my dad frequently said while I was growing up
- It's better to be rich and healthy than to be poor and sick
- I went to the best school in the world; the school of life.
- Every day I wake up and I get to play a game called business
- Some people are limited, you can only push them so far
- It's great to be part of the rich and unknown
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r00tuuu123
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Patlal]
#21908963 - 07/07/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"If you fall out of that tree I'll break your goddamn neck." Thus ruining my crowning glory at age three having climbed to the top of a 40' pine tree. Fuckin bastard.
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21908966 - 07/07/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol, dads threatening to break necks for doing something they didn't want you to, god that brings me back.
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21908996 - 07/07/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"If you don't like it, tough shit"
Lol, that used to piss me off so much as a kid, but now I'm sure he had good reason to say it.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21909001 - 07/07/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was all proud of myself to and fuck the nebby neighbor that called him saying I was stuck in a tree. Bitch I was perfectly capable of getting down, but no they got out the extension ladder. I'm surprised they did'nt call the fire department.
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akira_akuma
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21909148 - 07/07/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"i'll be givin' ya the back of me hand i'll be givin' ya"
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: akira_akuma]
#21909190 - 07/07/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Ask your mom"
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"Thanks for being my mother and father- without you I wouldn't be alive"
"The world has woken up inside a toaster, sunny side up - and we're burned,"
Dad calls during the middle of the night asking : "Are you alive" ?
"I only smoke the best meth"
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#21909405 - 07/07/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apollyphelion said: too bad so sad wipe your ass with a brillo pad
this made me smile.
oh....my dad. a truly brilliant, funny but troubled man. at one point early in my previous career, i was working for my dad. we rode in to the office together. we both share the trait of being extremely prone to road rage. nothing serious, but there is yelling and cursing in the car. one time, on the way to work, we're sitting at a light that turned green behind a car that was just sitting there. the car in front of us had a dream catcher hanging from the rear view mirror. out of nowhere my father exclaims "GET YOUR DREAM CATCHIN ASS IN GEAR!!!" while honking his horn. we look at each other and just lose it. we laugh all day to work, at work, and to this day whenever it's brought up. some of my friends even say it.
but the wisest advice he's ever given me has been that people will only do to you what you let them. i can't even count how many times i've had to recall that little nugget of wisdom, or have had to repeat it to others seeking mine.
i should call my dad.
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: millzy] 2
#21909437 - 07/07/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He liked to tell me that my mom was a real "hellcat in the sack". gross.
He also liked to keep me in touch with my roots, frequently reminding me that I once resided in his balls.
He was a real hit at parties.
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Floydseamus]
#21909453 - 07/07/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Floydseamus said: "Shit in one hand, wish in the other.. see which one fills up first!"
Alternate version... Handful of wishes, handful of shit. Which weighs more?
My father, when watching someone screw shit up, would often say... "you look like a monkey fucking a football".
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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akira_akuma
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21909461 - 07/07/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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that really generates the actual picture of the irony of someone fucking up entirely.
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: akira_akuma]
#21909473 - 07/07/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We bought a stuffed monkey and a football. A little hot glue and... woot!
It still sits on a shelf in his garage.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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SunnyD
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid]
#21909492 - 07/07/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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One I wont ever forget 
Do stupid shit, stupid shit happens
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akira_akuma
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21909503 - 07/07/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said: We bought a stuffed monkey and a football. A little hot glue and... woot!
It still sits on a shelf in his garage.
your dad must have been on the sauce or something, or maybe not, but he sounds pretty damn funny either way.
it's like part art, part philosophical treatise, part poetry, in the cap of only 11 words; leaving it quite closed to interpretation. it's almost perfect.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: akira_akuma]
#21909541 - 07/07/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He is funny. He did some dumb shit.
However, he raised us to be decent human beings and to always try to do the right thing.
He has flaws, but he's a damn good man and a fine human.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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SunnyD
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21909560 - 07/07/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said: He is funny. He did some dumb shit.
However, he raised us to be decent human beings and to always try to do the right thing.
He has flaws, but he's a damn good man and a fine human.
Yeah mine too,
He always had anger issues, but never hit me as a child He is not your average man, he thinks outside of the box, and carrys his own very well He is also a 14 year veteran, and he knows so much medical knowledge and teaches me things that your average person doesn't know about
Money, medical stuff, life tips etc
He isn't perfect though not even close, nothing is But he is my dad, and I look and is similar to him in very many ways, but I like to think im a lot more openminded, cause he shows signs of rasism n homophobia, he is closedminded about a lot of stuff too, that's where are major difference is
But alas im high and rambling
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