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WorstAlkaloid
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quotes, or little sayings your dad said.
#21908188 - 07/07/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So, was thinking about my dad (who only just recently passed away a few weeks ago RIP! now traveling through the cosmos with my uncle) and he used to say the most funniest things! He was a big joker with a big heart!
In the morning he would always yell " good morning good morning it's Kellogg 's breakfast time! Or if anyone lied to him it was "don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining" I miss him dearly!!
Anyway what is your dads favorite sayings
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid] 1
#21908250 - 07/07/15 04:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Happy are those that dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to see them come true.
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Floydseamus
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid]
#21908258 - 07/07/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Shit in one hand, wish in the other.. see which one fills up first!"
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid] 4
#21908277 - 07/07/15 04:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak's surrogate father always says "think for yourselves & question everything".
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Shiithead
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Floydseamus]
#21908278 - 07/07/15 04:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Don't stick your dick in something you don't want to marry.
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Lucis
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid]
#21908287 - 07/07/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"i want a divorce"
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Shiithead
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Lucis]
#21908290 - 07/07/15 04:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Get me a beer."
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WorstAlkaloid
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Shiithead] 2
#21908305 - 07/07/15 04:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Females, a funny breed of cattle.
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mindbodysoul
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid]
#21908312 - 07/07/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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shut up and stay in that hole u dirty little slut
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WorstAlkaloid
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: mindbodysoul]
#21908320 - 07/07/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
mindbodysoul said: shut up and stay in that hole u dirty little slut
Wow, well.... what a saying that is...
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: WorstAlkaloid]
#21908322 - 07/07/15 05:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Go fuck yourself" "Fuck you" "Hahaha haha dumby" "Can you do me a favor? shut the fuck up"
Only 4 of many repetitive quotes from the legend known as my father.
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rxb
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21908351 - 07/07/15 05:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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common sewer replaces connoisseur
"i'm not a common sewer of fresh donuts or anything, but these are damned good!"
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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Artnotwar
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: rxb]
#21908376 - 07/07/15 05:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Although my dad is a cunt, one thing he said to me always got me through some rough times when I was growing up.
"It doesn't matter how hard you have it, someone is always worse off than you are"
The last thing he said to me though, was "If I ever see you again, I'll smash your fucking head in". Something along those lines anyway.
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Artnotwar]
#21908396 - 07/07/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm sorry about your dad. That has to be hard still. My dad always said " anything worth doing is worth overdoing". I live by it and all my people know it. It's been a good strategy for me thus far in life. Great thread topic by the way!
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rxb
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Matt87]
#21908399 - 07/07/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"if it doesnt work, beat on it with a hammer"
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: rxb]
#21908410 - 07/07/15 06:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"If you're going to do a job, do it so you can walk away proud to say it was you who did it"
"Why do something at all if you aren't going to do it right"
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Matt87

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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21908418 - 07/07/15 06:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: "If you're going to do a job, do it so you can walk away proud to say it was you who did it"
"Why do something at all if you aren't going to do it right"
Kind of along the same all in attitude I got from my dad.
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Matt87]
#21908523 - 07/07/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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too bad so sad wipe your ass with a brillo pad
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#21908534 - 07/07/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"There's no such thing as perfect, but there's pretty damn close so strive for that."
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Re: quotes, or little sayings your dad said. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21908548 - 07/07/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"fiddle sticks"
"i'll be doggone"
"elbows off the table or i'll break your arms"
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