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JvF
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"Massage Parlors"
#21906435 - 07/06/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So apparently theres alot of shitty looking AND nice looking places that give "happy ending massages."
Whenever i used to pass one i would look at it and think "what a shit hole" until just now i was talking to some dude and he pointed one out across the street and said they give handjobs there
Found this site called rubmaps that basically gives a list of them across the country, but i cant tell if its legit or not. I sure as hell dont want to show up to some random salon expecting something and leaving with a swedish
Anyone ever been to one of those things?
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: JvF]
#21906537 - 07/06/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i know there are a bunch of underground sex rings n shit around the city that only few people know about. they're like hidden clubs in really shitty places but when u enter it's like all fancy n shit\
na i never been into one, i could imagine feeling all cheap tho after getting a handjob in massage parlor..
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: zZZz] 2
#21906665 - 07/06/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: JvF]
#21906783 - 07/06/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Many times. Usually have foreigners working the massage tables. You should be able to tell. The sketchier of a place the more they will do for you.
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In my old apartment there was asian massages around the corner and I'd joke around saying go get a happy ending. few months after I moved out they got busted on the news for that exact thing. It's really not a joke I guess most do give happy endings for extra cash. They use trafficked asians and shit in some cases. Usually if it says asian massage and it's around like a dispensary, smoke shop, and hydroponic store you bet it does some shady dealings.
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Are the girls usually hot? I'd rather jerk myself off than have some 36 year old chubby asian do it.
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: Gorlax]
#21906839 - 07/06/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know but I doubt they are hot. Hot girls charge way more then an asian massage shop. I just checked that rubmaps website and it seems legit besides the fact to read reviews you need to sign up for some outrageous membership. I did a google search of the massage parlor I found and the google reviews basically pin point that it does happy endings.
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Been to xxx many times. There are three ladies that work there. Two are over 40 and one is in her early 30s. The two older ones are both on the heavier side. The younger one is very fit, may have had implants. Her breasts are not super big but they do seem to be large for her size. Prices are typical but the benefit of this place is the parking situation. They have private parking in the back so when you are done with your massage, they allow you to leave out of the more private back door right into the parking lot. Overall this is a great place for a body rub.
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: Gorlax]
#21906851 - 07/06/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: JvF]
#21906855 - 07/06/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: I sure as hell dont want to show up to some random salon expecting something and leaving with a swedish
you should go for the greek
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: Gorlax]
#21906892 - 07/06/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: In my old apartment there was asian massages around the corner and I'd joke around saying go get a happy ending. few months after I moved out they got busted on the news for that exact thing.
a guy I used to work with used to go to one about 50 miles from where I live, he was there when it got raided, he posted bond for solicitation but then they told him he had a warrant for child support. the warrant was about 10 years old, his kid was like 23
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: JvF]
#21906907 - 07/06/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know a male massage therapist that regularly services the lady clients of his choosing.
Pretty much the happiest guy in the world.
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: ladycakes]
#21906998 - 07/06/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Those massage parlors are staffed by women who are victims of the sex trade. Many of those people are being forced against their will to work there. Jesus fucking Christ. Is you blowing a load important enough to justify their slavery?
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: fbi365]
#21907007 - 07/06/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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fbi365 said: Those massage parlors are staffed by women who are victims of the sex trade. Many of those people are being forced against their will to work there. Jesus fucking Christ. Is you blowing a load important enough to justify their slavery?
link/source?
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The networks of the international sex trade are documented. I welcome you to your own research if you are interested or concerned.
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: fbi365]
#21907035 - 07/06/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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fbi365 said: The networks of the international sex trade are documented. I welcome you to your own research if you are interested or concerned.
I know they exist, but saying all jerk off parlor employees (or even most) sex slaves is something I'd question. I'm not that interested, I'm going to bed.
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: fbi365]
#21907313 - 07/06/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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fbi365 said: Is you blowing a load important enough to justify their slavery?
. . . Yes?
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fbi365 said: Is you blowing a load important enough to justify their slavery?
. . . Yes?
Theyll be doing it to someone...might as well be me 
That is if i ever get the balls to do it.
This is he kind of thing that ill think about doing all day, then jerk off, get lazy, and watch tv instead
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Re: "Massage Parlors" [Re: JvF]
#21907928 - 07/07/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd have to be blacked out to go into one of those. lol..
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fbi365 said: Those massage parlors are staffed by women who are victims of the sex trade. Many of those people are being forced against their will to work there. Jesus fucking Christ. Is you blowing a load important enough to justify their slavery?
link/source?
source?! this has been going on for decades. check out "Disposable People", a book.
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