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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Gumby]
    #21912637 - 07/07/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Fuck that alligator!

I could live by those last words.





http://www.kprcradio.com/onair/walton-and-johnson-51391/what-happens-when-a-gator-bites-13740742


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21912654 - 07/07/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I would suggest you stay entirely away from Australia





not everything in australia is trying to kill you, I'm sure there's something
such as a rock that wont hunt you down and rip your guts out


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #21912683 - 07/07/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If there were rocks anywhere on this planet who desired to hunt you down and kill you, they'd be in Australia for sure.. I wouldn't risk it.


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21913839 - 07/08/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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zappaisgod said:
I would suggest you stay entirely away from Australia





not everything in australia is trying to kill you, I'm sure there's something
such as a rock that wont hunt you down and rip your guts out




If you accidently touch the rock you'll get burned. The sun is so hot you could cook an egg on them


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21914355 - 07/08/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
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We'd probably grow better weed without it anyway.




have you heard of the beer that has hopsyeast grown in space?


space beer man
http://www.wired.com/2015/03/ground-control-space-beer/

edit: oh yeah, and the space barley beer.
first on the list -
http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers



That's pretty cool! Don't know if I'd pay that much for the novelty though. On the other hand looking at that list apparently there's a world of expensive beers. I wouldn't mind trying a few of those if I could.




I managed to track down a bottle of the Ground control yesterday :woot:

pricey, and totally a novelty, but not nearly as expensive as any of the ones on the list ($20/22oz), but they're my favorite brewery, and I just want the bragging rights :shrug::lol:


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Gumby]
    #21914382 - 07/08/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Fuck that alligator!

I could live by those last words.



Alligator got fucked alright.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/07/a-man-named-bear-killed-an-alligator-to-avenge-the-death-of-his-friend
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A man who identified himself to the Houston Chronicle as Bear shot and killed an 11-foot alligator he believed had killed his friend on Friday.

“He had to go,” Bear said. “That’s what happens when you kill someone.”

The alligator was located in Burkart’s Marina in Orange, Texas, the site of where 28-year-old Tommie Woodward had been killed. According to the Houston Chronicle, game wardens cut open the alligator Monday night – after Bear killed it – and found remains of Woodward inside....



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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Colours]
    #21914400 - 07/08/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Colours said:
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He said, 'blank the alligators' and jumped into the water








What a strange thing to say.


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: psi] * 1
    #21914411 - 07/08/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

By the looks of dudes photo....I'd say the alligator was craving meth.


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