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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21911290 - 07/07/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I thought that was odd.  Alligators usually do not go after people.  They are much less aggressive than crocodiles.




gator overheard him say "fuck them alligators"


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21911293 - 07/07/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Now the parents are asking for stricter regulation on fireworks

https://www.yahoo.com/health/youre-just-supplying-people-with-bombs-despite-123471738412.html

:lol: I say we get stricter regulations on dumb asses. They must all wear a helmet 100% of the time and be accompanied by an intelligent, responsible adult, paid for out of pocket by the parents.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21911309 - 07/07/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Next year we're gonna lobby for four wheeled bicycles.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21911367 - 07/07/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Can we ban gravity while we're at it?

think of the children


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21911370 - 07/07/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We'd probably grow better weed without it anyway.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21911371 - 07/07/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nah bicycles kill people man, we need to ban them.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21911372 - 07/07/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I thought that was odd.  Alligators usually do not go after people.  They are much less aggressive than crocodiles.



Probably because they're in breeding season:
Quote:

Heavy rain has displaced alligators in the area in the last 45 days, causing them to become more territorial, especially as they're in breeding season, authorities said.




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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21911399 - 07/07/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
We'd probably grow better weed without it anyway.




have you heard of the beer that has hopsyeast grown in space?




space beer man
http://www.wired.com/2015/03/ground-control-space-beer/

edit: oh yeah, and the space barley beer.
first on the list -
http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (07/07/15 07:47 PM)


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21911770 - 07/07/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll never head inland

alligators
tornado's
mudslides

sounds like death


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Konyap]
    #21911783 - 07/07/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would suggest you stay entirely away from Australia


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21911789 - 07/07/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that's pretty ironic considering my avatar


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21911794 - 07/07/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I would suggest you stay entirely away from Australia



This is advice we all should take


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: D.M.T]
    #21911803 - 07/07/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

not to mention the fucking jellies.


dear god the jellies :facepalm:


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21912022 - 07/07/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yo we need to ban life, that shit is a nuisance


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: zZZz]
    #21912263 - 07/07/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Man i remember my first drunk and firework combo. We had roman candles, and i was 17 at the time. I wasn't even drunk i had had 3 beers my friend had 5-6 and he can drink like a champ so he was pretty buzzed but definitely not drunk, like he was still good to drive and shit.

Well anyway of course the whole time we're lighting them off and joking about drinking and fireworks. My friend had a roman candle and only 2 went off, and the dumbass thought it was done. So instead of putting it down facing away(i treat fireworks like guns, never point at someone, even if its unloaded)he turns around and shoots me in the chest. Im wearing a hoodie, it hit me square in the chest and i look down, it bounces up into my hood and crackles and somehow only my hoodie got a slight brown mark.:facepalm:

Later that night we kept lighting them off for a bit, had like 30 roman candles, but at one point they started busting in half while we were holding them cause they were some cheap ass fireworks. They would start spewing candles off all over the place, so we said fuck em and put the roman candles down for the night.

Bottle rockets are my all time favorite firework.


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21912319 - 07/07/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

those bottle rockets were like crack to me as a young lad

ive never tried crack. but id imagine id be very addicting

almost did tho.. but glad i didnt..


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21912333 - 07/07/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

anyway one of our bushes almost caught fire this year, it might have been from a roman candle cuz we threw a few of them off course.. it started getting smokey and then ignited into a small fire, but we caught it right away and put it out//

careful out there girls


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21912449 - 07/07/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
Quote:

"There was no Devon left when I got there,"








Haha, I laughed way more than I should've when I seen this post.


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: PLURAL]
    #21912535 - 07/07/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

on the real tho, for a second there..

i thought it was our devon..


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Re: And the July 4th 2015 darwinian award goes to... [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21912559 - 07/07/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
We'd probably grow better weed without it anyway.




have you heard of the beer that has hopsyeast grown in space?


space beer man
http://www.wired.com/2015/03/ground-control-space-beer/

edit: oh yeah, and the space barley beer.
first on the list -
http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers



That's pretty cool! Don't know if I'd pay that much for the novelty though. On the other hand looking at that list apparently there's a world of expensive beers. I wouldn't mind trying a few of those if I could.


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