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best way to conceal fake urine?
    #21897396 - 07/04/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tl;dr whats the best way to conceal my bottle of fake piss for my jobs drug test?

Drug test for this new job sometime this upcoming week. I bought quickfix fake urine.

Thinking about buying some extra heating pads to test the temperature and shit.

What would be the best way to conceal it in the test facility? Maybe find a leg holster for it under my pants? Or tape it to my leg? Just worried that could be loud peeling it off.

Last time i did his for a drug test i rubberbanded it to my dick. I was so worried it was about to fall off. Lol.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth] * 1
    #21897406 - 07/04/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

drink it

:lolsy:


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: chameleon303]
    #21897442 - 07/04/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

empty a mini shampoo bottle and fill it with the fake urine, use hand warmers to keep it pretty warm (they won't take it if it's not warm enough) and try to conceal it under your dick/nuts or something. yea tape will be to loud, rubber band could work just make sure you don't cut off circulation hahaha


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Roshy]
    #21897495 - 07/04/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Get a conceal and carry permit


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Patlal]
    #21897527 - 07/04/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

get breast implants and tell them to fill them with fake urine


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Patlal]
    #21897528 - 07/04/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A good fake piss kit and a jock strap without the cup in.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Patlal]
    #21897533 - 07/04/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

All the fake urines I have bought came with their own container.
They should also come with a hand warmer, and a cheap strip-thermometer on the bottle.

I wouldn't buy the fake urine unless it came with those things.


Make sure your bottle is big enough to hold enough liquid.
They wont accept the sample if it's below the required amount.

Also, I just tape the container to the inside of my thigh; next to my dick.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Matt87]
    #21897546 - 07/04/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ohh my bad, I didn't realize we were just supposed to make fun of you.

Keep it in your mouth and only nod your head one way or the other to questions until you go to the bathroom to take the test.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21897593 - 07/04/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
All the fake urines I have bought came with their own container.
They should also come with a hand warmer, and a cheap strip-thermometer on the bottle.

I wouldn't buy the fake urine unless it came with those things.


Make sure your bottle is big enough to hold enough liquid.
They wont accept the sample if it's below the required amount.

Also, I just tape the container to the inside of my thigh; next to my dick.



Yeah my bottle is definitely large enough to pass. I used this one before for a different job years back.

Ill maybe mess around with different tapes tonight and see which are loud to peel off.. Inner leg near my sack sounds like a foolproof idea..

And nah i wouldnt consider placing it into a smaller container because then it wouldnt have the temperature reading.

Thanks for the helpful responses so far. Could definitely use more ideas and wisdom from those who have done this.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21897609 - 07/04/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Masking/painters tape is best.
Doesn't rip too many hairs, is relatively quiet, and easy to tear (better than peeling).


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21897619 - 07/04/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Put it in a condom and tie the end and shove it up your ass until you need it.


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21897854 - 07/04/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

inject it into your bladder either directly with a 3" needle or through the pee
hole in your weenie, and then when they watch you pee it will look like it's
really yours. the urethra method is always the best


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21897865 - 07/04/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
inject it into your bladder either directly with a 3" needle or through the pee
hole in your weenie, and then when they watch you pee it will look like it's
really yours. the urethra method is always the best




What people are willing to do for a minimum salary job


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Patlal]
    #21897873 - 07/04/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
inject it into your bladder either directly with a 3" needle or through the pee
hole in your weenie, and then when they watch you pee it will look like it's
really yours. the urethra method is always the best




What people are willing to do for a minimum salary job





like getting a concealed carry permit for urine... I only did that twice


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21899030 - 07/04/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I bought some hand warmers from walmart. Its been rubberbanded to the urine bottle for an hour and still isnt hot enough. Id rather not have to rely on a microwave but can if necessary. Guess ill have to see how much longer it takes to get between 90-100 degrees.

90-100 degrees is the safe-zone for passing piss tests right?


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21899057 - 07/04/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

u did put the hand warmers IN the water bottle right?


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21899064 - 07/04/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

put the pee in ur butt


surprised nobody said that yet


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21899074 - 07/04/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

ak47myth said:
I bought some hand warmers from walmart. Its been rubberbanded to the urine bottle for an hour and still isnt hot enough. Id rather not have to rely on a microwave but can if necessary. Guess ill have to see how much longer it takes to get between 90-100 degrees.

90-100 degrees is the safe-zone for passing piss tests right?





I wouldnt know, if someone hands me an empty cup I just assume they want me to
piss in it so I do, if they hand me a full cup I assume they want me to drink
it so I do... I dont ask what they do with that cup full of piss that I just
handed them. that's their business


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21899079 - 07/04/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
put the pee in ur butt


surprised nobody said that yet






Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
put the pee in ur butt


surprised nobody said that yet





your snowflake status is henceforth revoked

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21897619#21897619


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21899865 - 07/05/15 06:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If a woman can smuggle a gun into jail in her Hair
Imagine the advantages of a good quality Merkin


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21900030 - 07/05/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
put the pee in ur butt


surprised nobody said that yet






Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
put the pee in ur butt


surprised nobody said that yet





your snowflake status is henceforth revoked

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21897619#21897619





aww you officially demoting me? what am I now if im not a snowflake??


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: best way to conceal fake urine? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21900243 - 07/05/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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