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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 3
#21948304 - 07/15/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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psyconaught said: haha so if the OP linked from his actual photo bucket account then this is what he looks like:


You are a jealous idiot. Continue to post on here while I live a great life.
Bro,
It's cool you're fixing your body up but you have no sense of style whatsoever. Those glasses, that hat, the shirt tucked into your jeans, and that belt all scream "DOOOUUCHHEE!!!"
If i saw you walking around Miami I'd probably pull one of these
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 5
#21948324 - 07/15/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When gay people dress like that we take them out to a corn field and make them "disappear"
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods] 1
#21948329 - 07/15/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who wears abercrombie anymore anyway?
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
#21949056 - 07/15/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: SunnyD]
#21949624 - 07/15/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Take shots at me, imma take em back. POW POW.
And Malcolm. Let's not go there bro. I refuse to believe you pull any pussy with the amount of time you spend on here every day. Plus, you got a fucked up face. I don't know who you are fooling but it's not me. You brag too much on here and everyone on here tries to boost your ego because you obviously have low self esteem.
And someone gave me those shades. They are worth like 300-400 in sunglass hut. I'm actually about to go shop for a really nice watch this weekend. I've been working hard. Hence why i'm never on here. Too busy trying to get my own business like Zappa.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 5
#21949629 - 07/15/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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All kidding aside, you're acting like one of those guys you didn't like when you were fat as fuck. Stop it.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 7
#21949640 - 07/15/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Take shots at me, imma take em back. POW POW.
And Malcolm. Let's not go there bro. I refuse to believe you pull any pussy with the amount of time you spend on here every day. Plus, you got a fucked up face. I don't know who you are fooling but it's not me. You brag too much on here and everyone on here tries to boost your ego because you obviously have low self esteem.
And someone gave me those shades. They are worth like 300-400 in sunglass hut. I'm actually about to go shop for a really nice watch this weekend. I've been working hard. Hence why i'm never on here. Too busy trying to get my own business like Zappa.
You posted fake pictures of the woman you are not fucking. Malcolm pulls more tail on a bad day they you do in 6 years.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#21949731 - 07/15/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: All kidding aside, you're acting like one of those guys you didn't like when you were fat as fuck. Stop it.
All thanks to people like those in OTD. Feels great though btw. I worked my ass off to get to where I'm at. Be mad.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 3
#21949777 - 07/15/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OTD actually never did anything to you. You did it to yourself. And I'm not the one blathering about on the internet, about how unfair it is that everyone but me has it so easy.
You've essentially just said that you know you're a dick now and you do it on purpose, which proves that OTD was right about you, and 100 pounds later, we're still right about you.
Good luck man. I'm betting there's eggs in my fridge that will get laid more times this year than you. All thanks to your willful decision to be a prick now. Enjoy your panniculectomy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#21949829 - 07/15/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: Do they make the equivalent of a treadmill for your personality?
Hey OP I enjoy the Shroomery. I manage to work in posting here, living real life, and banging chicks like I'm a porn star. That's because I don't act like the world owes me anything or somehow treated me differently than anyone else. When you're not preoccupied with being a self-absorbed prick you have a lot of time for life and bitchin tribal armband tats and stuff.
This might also be a good time to point out that Jared from Subway lost a bunch of weight. And we see how popular his personality has made him.
^^ someone QFT that. ^^
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
#21950138 - 07/16/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Take shots at me, imma take em back. POW POW.
And Malcolm. Let's not go there bro. I refuse to believe you pull any pussy with the amount of time you spend on here every day. Plus, you got a fucked up face. I don't know who you are fooling but it's not me. You brag too much on here and everyone on here tries to boost your ego because you obviously have low self esteem.
And someone gave me those shades. They are worth like 300-400 in sunglass hut. I'm actually about to go shop for a really nice watch this weekend. I've been working hard. Hence why i'm never on here. Too busy trying to get my own business like Zappa.
doooood come on man, that's fucked up. He only dissed your choice in clothing, you took it like 10 notches above that.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sagescruffy]
#21950854 - 07/16/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol. Me and JFT have some history. All I was saying is that he could probably kick it up a few notches if he dressed better
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21950925 - 07/16/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I doubt it, clothes won't muffle his mouth. No girl is going to put up with his shit because he threw a nice suit on.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
#21950936 - 07/16/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's probably not like this in real life. There's just no way.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21951300 - 07/16/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Funny how badly this thread backfired, considering how JFT probably only made it in part of his continuing efforts to talk about how hot he is now that his body is so awesome (well except for that skin hammock around his waist).
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi] 2
#21951318 - 07/16/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have seen pictures I am in way better shape then him and I have been at it for 8 months. He is an average build man at best
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#21951322 - 07/16/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Yeah he really doesn't have any definition
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#21951332 - 07/16/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He barely has any chest. You can tell he forgets shoulders regularly and dont get me started on the non existent traps and lats
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#21951333 - 07/16/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is this the part where i post a pic if my dick?
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