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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21938162 - 07/13/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
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rxb said:
how do you see how many ban points you have.



You have 0. You suck,



i wanna play. How many do i have?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21938266 - 07/13/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/banomatic.php

I am just in the 40s - but two permabans.


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21938330 - 07/13/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks! i'm at 15. I feel so.... inadequate...


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21938443 - 07/13/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

30 here.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21938717 - 07/13/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
Thanks! i'm at 15. I feel so.... inadequate...



Don''t feel bad young Padawan.  You have plenty of time.  I did not get 63 overnite and sadly for your quest the arch idiot mod is not here anymore.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21938722 - 07/13/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Srirachi said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/banomatic.php

I am just in the 40s - but two permabans.




I got you on points but you got me on permas.  Bastard.


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21938905 - 07/13/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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psyconaught said:
Thanks! i'm at 15. I feel so.... inadequate...



Don''t feel bad young Padawan.  You have plenty of time.  I did not get 63 overnite and sadly for your quest the arch idiot mod is not here anymore.



I have much to learn. And i thank the gods i have such a seasoned teacher to guide me.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21940720 - 07/14/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
It's all been done before.  I got my peeps and they aren't Tymo.  Guess why he's gone.




It's because he gave me that warning that got me 3 ban points. Nobody gives me 3 ban points. NOBODY.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21940722 - 07/14/15 05:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

thats some spy shit right there!

:trollcop:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21941286 - 07/14/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

6 ban points, 1 forum tempban with the following message:
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there's a line, it would seem that you have overstepped it you overstepping line stepper





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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods] * 2
    #21942016 - 07/14/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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millzy said:
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2017 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.



I believed you until you said you drove a Ferrari to the gym, but somehow left in a Lamborghini, I'm on to you.

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JFT's pathological behavior has been on display here for months years. There is good reason for us to be critical of his warped sense of beauty and sexuality.



JFT is TheMadHatter777.  He just started going to the gym and look at the sonofabitch now, a complete transformation, now he's whippin' 'raris and fuckin' bitches.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: SOLID BASTARD]
    #21942027 - 07/14/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SOLID BASTARD said:
JFT is TheMadHatter777.




Weird, but I can see it.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21943702 - 07/14/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
:Awemazing:




I like how there are sparkles in its (his?) eyes


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21944273 - 07/14/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
haha so if the OP linked from his actual photo bucket account then this is what he looks like:


:rofl2:




You are a jealous idiot. Continue to post on here while I live a great life.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21944296 - 07/14/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you're right i'm totally jealous of swagfag #98049218


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21944435 - 07/14/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
you're right i'm totally jealous of swagfag #98049218




I'm out living life. I don't have time to post on here really. You must be so cool to have a bunch of no life junkies on this website like you. Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21944540 - 07/14/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Quote:

psyconaught said:
you're right i'm totally jealous of swagfag #98049218




I'm out living life. I don't have time to post on here really. You must be so cool to have a bunch of no life junkies on this website like you. Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.



it must be hard for you to interact with the rest of the world from all the way up there. FYI not everyone on here does drugs.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21946419 - 07/15/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
I'm out living life. I don't have time to post on here really. You must be so cool to have a bunch of no life junkies on this website like you. Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.



Hey there were some sexy european girls at my show the other night. they wouldve been perfect for you. they were requesting that i play pop music and expected that since they were hot european girls that it was my duty to appease them. i told them to fuck off. their holier than thou attitude was a huge turn off but hey they are in to pop culture, they are sexy and hopelessly vapid so i think they would be a perfect fit for you. you could have all 5 of them at once!!

The ironic thing is you are here posting with all of us moronic no life junkies :rofl:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21947273 - 07/15/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.



Oh come on now, you had to be high on something when you bought those shades.  You can tell me..


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21947287 - 07/15/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do they make the equivalent of a treadmill for your personality?

Hey OP I enjoy the Shroomery. I manage to work in posting here, living real life, and banging chicks like I'm a porn star. That's because I don't act like the world owes me anything or somehow treated me differently than anyone else. When you're not preoccupied with being a self-absorbed prick you have a lot of time for life and bitchin tribal armband tats and stuff.

This might also be a good time to point out that Jared from Subway lost a bunch of weight. And we see how popular his personality has made him.

^^ someone QFT that. ^^


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