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OfflineRobZombie68
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #21923369 - 07/10/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

For every 30 pounds a man is overweight, they lose an average of one inch off their penis, as fat in the groin grows around it.

 


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #21923702 - 07/10/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:rofldrunk:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21924134 - 07/10/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

now as for why dad's prefer girl bods.

thats a WHOLE OTHER BALL OF WAX

:giggle:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21927064 - 07/11/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't even understand what you're so proud of.

You look like a balding rapist, and I'm sure once you open your mouth you scare away anything that had any interest in talking to you.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21927108 - 07/11/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Picking up girls: Dad Bod VS the Hulk

Guess who won? :lol:




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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21928055 - 07/11/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

JAJAJAJA LMFAO


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21928145 - 07/11/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha! So, just because a woman doesn't prefer a certain body type makes her insecure? I know some men that love their wives because they are "big girls" and the hisband is not fat at all, he just prefers larger women.


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Offlinecube talk
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21930946 - 07/11/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

Titus_Pullo said:
Women dont actually like the dadbod. THey like it because it means they dont have to try because he isnt trying.

Girls will lie and say they dont like dudes with muscle. I take my shirt off and all the sudden that changes. Women dont know what they want thats why you just gotta show them that what they want is you. They are literally just waiting for you to guide them to you.




I mean i'm just now learning the ropes. I just got laid for the first time in 6 years almost about 4 weeks ago. Now my ex is back in my life while i'm sleeping with this Colombian chick. Plus I'm juggling all these girls around I can't even keep up.

But my point is a girl that I went to high school with, gorgeous as fuck. Just posted a picture of herself and her man. She was in a bikini and he looked like the pillsberry doughboy. She could do WAY better than that. Even get someone who has money. I just can't wrap my mind around it. My sponsor told me girls choose who they fuck. I'm the guy who chooses who I fuck so I have standards. I have standards and I'm good looking so how come GIRLS that would make me feel insecure fucking choose a man that's not in any type of shape at all.




because that man doesn't make them feel insecure, im dead srs they are that fuking vain man

they date down in this day and age

you've never seen a chick basically stare at a guy but as soon as he gives her the time of the day she starts giving him a super bitchy attitude?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: cube talk]
    #21933826 - 07/12/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm definitely not in as good a shape as I used to be so I've been on both ends of this equation.

Men get turned on by a woman's looks.

Women get turned on by a connection.

Some women used to not want anything but a one night stand from me because they (rightly) assumed a guy in my shape would fuck everything that had a moist hole in it, but they did want to get tossed around the sack by me once.

I've found that now that I'm an old fat fucker (no offense zappa) women stick around longer. Partly because I do good in bed, partly because I'm not off my rocker with alpha dog attitude, but mostly because I fuck them between the ears for days before I ever get my cock out.

So that's it, in my opinion. Anybody who can think about baseball for a while can fuck the hell out of them, and there's a line of people waiting to do just that. What there isn't much of, is guys who understand how to turn a woman on.

When she finds a guy that makes her wet for hours before she even gets off of work, body type is irrelevant.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21933898 - 07/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
I'm definitely not in as good a shape as I used to be so I've been on both ends of this equation.

Men get turned on by a woman's looks.

Women get turned on by a connection.

Some women used to not want anything but a one night stand from me because they (rightly) assumed a guy in my shape would fuck everything that had a moist hole in it, but they did want to get tossed around the sack by me once.

I've found that now that I'm an old fat fucker (no offense zappa) women stick around longer. Partly because I do good in bed, partly because I'm not off my rocker with alpha dog attitude, but mostly because I fuck them between the ears for days before I ever get my cock out.

So that's it, in my opinion. Anybody who can think about baseball for a while can fuck the hell out of them, and there's a line of people waiting to do just that. What there isn't much of, is guys who understand how to turn a woman on.

When she finds a guy that makes her wet for hours before she even gets off of work, body type is irrelevant.



Mah nigga. What else can I say?!.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87]
    #21933904 - 07/12/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Game having ass old man you.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21934134 - 07/12/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
I'm definitely not in as good a shape as I used to be so I've been on both ends of this equation.

Men get turned on by a woman's looks.

Women get turned on by a connection.

Some women used to not want anything but a one night stand from me because they (rightly) assumed a guy in my shape would fuck everything that had a moist hole in it, but they did want to get tossed around the sack by me once.

I've found that now that I'm an old fat fucker (no offense zappa) women stick around longer. Partly because I do good in bed, partly because I'm not off my rocker with alpha dog attitude, but mostly because I fuck them between the ears for days before I ever get my cock out.

So that's it, in my opinion. Anybody who can think about baseball for a while can fuck the hell out of them, and there's a line of people waiting to do just that. What there isn't much of, is guys who understand how to turn a woman on.

When she finds a guy that makes her wet for hours before she even gets off of work, body type is irrelevant.



I'm not fat, you prick.:megacrankey:


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21936813 - 07/13/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

[mod edit: don't post pics of people other than yourself without permission please]


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Edited by koods (07/14/15 10:29 PM)


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21936876 - 07/13/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wow that must suck - losing all that weight and finding out chicks liked you better fat. Refer to the part I said about where personality is more important, and have a donut. :cheers:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21936886 - 07/13/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not fat but I've been getting thick, my ass and thighs have been plumping up a lot. I think it's probably ok. :ass:

I've been skinny my whole life but I don't really understand the societal skinny fetish at all. Curves are good, they are an indicator of health and fun to cuddle.


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21936926 - 07/13/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i absolutely LOVE curves on women. Not overweight women keep in mind, but curvy. Theres a very distinct difference that people have a hard time understanding for whatever reason.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #21936932 - 07/13/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

psyconaught said:
haha so if the OP linked from his actual photo bucket account then this is what he looks like:


:rofl2:



If that's a pic of jft, that explains a bit. You look like a preppy douchebag. The person in that pic looks phoney as can be. Mabey its just your look putting women off.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87]
    #21936973 - 07/13/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Matt87 said:

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Mabey its just your look putting women off.




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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21936995 - 07/13/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If that's a pic of jft, that explains a bit



its either him or he's using someone else's photo bucket account. Right click on it and select open in new tab and it'll link to the account, theres tons of pictures of him on there.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #21937027 - 07/13/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, OP, I didn't realize who you were at first or I'd have approached things differently.

I know you got piled on in OTD so you might blow this off but I am only a dick on purpose in OTD. That's the game there. This is serious advice. You posted:

Quote:

JustForToday said:
What in the FUCK DO I DO ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHIT?! I'm so god damn depressed everyone has it fucking easy I might just have to shell out 10 grand to have this fixed. Unless somebody here knows a cheaper way to get this done. I want to model and I can't fucking do that with this god damn skin on my fucking stomach.. 






That my friend is the most unattractive piece of man-bitching I've seen in some time.

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