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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21905272 - 07/06/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That... was beautiful :Awemazing:

Real poetry.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #21905610 - 07/06/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that shit was stupid.

all of you guys are trying to take down this guy, if i remember correctly and this is the same guy, isn't he like 22?

milltzy your a fucking bitch. im sure you fucking hate all those wanna be alpha males, and anyone who doesn't hold the same masculine virtues as you, or maybe youre a chick and you dont fucking get him, or maybe your just tired of this particular persons shit, and im jumping in to save no one. idk, idc your still just fucking with someone because you see your chance to take down somebody you dont understand, bravo.

then you get everyone else who doesn't care about their own appearance, talking up their "personality". as if thats not the same side of the same coin of vanity, and calling him out. while he jacks off to his mirrored image, you probably jack off to your stupid and charismatic remarks and talk up your "life experience".


what the fuck did you people forget?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: LackToast] * 2
    #21905617 - 07/06/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

JFT's pathological behavior has been on display here for months. There is good reason for us to be critical of his warped sense of beauty and sexuality.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21905638 - 07/06/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We're basically just trying out different approaches to get to a point where JFT's brain finally says "click" and snaps out of it.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: LackToast] * 6
    #21905641 - 07/06/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LackToast said:
that shit was stupid.

all of you guys are trying to take down this guy, if i remember correctly and this is the same guy, isn't he like 22?

milltzy your a fucking bitch. im sure you fucking hate all those wanna be alpha males, and anyone who doesn't hold the same masculine virtues as you, or maybe youre a chick and you dont fucking get him, or maybe your just tired of this particular persons shit, and im jumping in to save no one. idk, idc your still just fucking with someone because you see your chance to take down somebody you dont understand, bravo.

then you get everyone else who doesn't care about their own appearance, talking up their "personality". as if thats not the same side of the same coin of vanity, and calling him out. while he jacks off to his mirrored image, you probably jack off to your stupid and charismatic remarks and talk up your "life experience".


what the fuck did you people forget?




What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy] * 1
    #21905664 - 07/06/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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millzy said:
my valet parked 2017 Ferrari. Hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.




:freshwtf:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy] * 1
    #21905665 - 07/06/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OMG that was hilarious the first time you posted that


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21905673 - 07/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

oh, its copypasta.  now i get it


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21905730 - 07/06/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
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zappaisgod said:
He was crying that he couldn't get laid.  Now he is going to find out that none of them will stay with him for obvious reasons.  Unless they are severely damaged.




Want to see a picture of the pussy i'm hitting now, old man? You can't even compete.




Please, sonny.  I did quite well when I was your age and never had a six year drought.  Nor was I ever a fat 300 pound wad of obnoxiousness.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21905737 - 07/06/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
OMG that was hilarious the first time you posted that




Tu modo de me quid ipse intus sim, miserere mei, et paulo canis? Summo genere scire habebo in Navy Sigilla sodales, clam ac populationibus ego fuerint in Al-tot enim omnis, et confirmati sunt super CCC necat. In omnibus institutus sum et ego in summo belli orci pellentesque in US armati exercitus per totum. Nihil aliud sunt, nisi me ad signum. Tempus accurate tibi et auferam de quibus similia numquam ante in terris visus est, in verbis meis attende in stupri. Cogitas quod impune me lorem mauris? Ad haec cogites, fututor. Sicut locutus sum, dictum mihi secretum network of exploratores per USA IP tuum est, et investigari vox iam sic vos melius praeparare ad hiems, concidit cadaver tuum. Qui paulo misellus tempestas vocas tollit vitam. Et dabo vos mortuos esse volumus, et hædum. Usquam possum, quisquam, tu in me: ego occidam, et septingenti super vias, et quod suus 'iustus in manu mea. Non solum ego fuse exercitatum inermes pugna, sed totam ad arma recurrere Marine Corps orci uti sua amplitudine et asinus extergere facie uestra continenti vos paulo mauris. Retributionem vestram cognovimus Utiam profanum "astuti" deducere erat volutpat te tacitus tu fortasse lingua stupri. Sed non potuerunt, non tibi, et tu nunc solvendo quanti malique fati ineptus. Et furor super omnes, et Dominus odiet cacas in obruent illam. Et dabo vos mortuos esse volumus, puer.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21905744 - 07/06/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I bet it turns out either op is lying out all the tail he is getting or is acutely raping this women


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
    #21905760 - 07/06/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If his internet douchery is any indication of his real life douchery none of these women, if they actually exist, will stick around for long.  Most hot sane women don't tolerate assholes for long


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
    #21905775 - 07/06/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



Hēi Faggots,
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Bùyào zuò yīgè mòshēng rén. Zhǐshì dǎ wǒ yǔ nǐ zuì hǎo de pāishè. Wǒ fēicháng wánměi. Wǒ shì gǎnlǎnqiú duì duìzhǎng, bìng zài wǒ de lánqiú duì shǒufā chūchǎng. Shénme yùndòng nǐ wán, bǐ qítā de “dǎ shǒuqiāng luǒ huà rìběn rénmín”? Wǒ yě dé quán A de, bìng yǒu yīgè zhuàng rè nǚyǒu (tā zhǐshì bǎ wǒ xià dào; mā de zhème xiànjīn). Nǐ shì shuí yīnggāi shāle zìjǐ suǒyǒu de chái. Xièxiè shōutīng.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21905938 - 07/06/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على تنظيم القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من 300 يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقد اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، كنت [غدمن احمق. وسوف القرف الغضب في جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف ميت، kiddo.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21905945 - 07/06/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

honestly, good for him if he's getting laid. that doesn't really change the fact that he's coming across as a colossal douche. from my experience, people who excessively brag tend to be lacking in the areas they brag about. i mean, if you really are so great with the ladies, "successful", "enlightened", or whatever, would that not be obvious?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21909241 - 07/07/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)





Just gonna leave this here.

Told you. You can't compete.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21909293 - 07/07/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

nobody wants to compete with you dude. nobody has gone eight years without being inside a pussy before.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21909314 - 07/07/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:




Just gonna leave this here.

Told you. You can't compete.



Your ass is still fat :shrug:


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy] * 3
    #21909316 - 07/07/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why did you feel the need to add the second picture JFT? That's not yours. You know google can search for images using other images now don't you?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21909343 - 07/07/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The jealousy runs strong. I'm flattered you think I would actually go to google for these pictures.:lol::whatyougonnado:

Edit: She sext me the last one before we actually met up the first time. She said this to me while we were having sex. "A la mierda mi cono papi". God. Now i'm horny. Gotta wait until the weekend.


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Edited by JustForToday (07/07/15 11:45 AM)


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