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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
    #22051766 - 08/06/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Reply fail

Heat stroke and tequila don't mix









No, I meant to reply to you


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22052289 - 08/06/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

trekie said:
Reply fail

Heat stroke and tequila don't mix









No, I meant to reply to you



i think he meant his reply to me.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught]
    #22054378 - 08/06/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And thus another reply fail.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22059299 - 08/07/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
This girl i'm dating is a keeper. I got to be loyal. I'm not going to be a dog. I'm not hitting on anymore women.




...1 day later.

Quote:

JustForToday said:
It's pretty dumb girls wanna feel superior to their man. My girl now wont even work out with me or anything because she doesn't feel attractive enough. I MEAN GOD DAMN. I think i'm gonna go gay. Women are just fucking annoying ass mother fuckers.





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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22059799 - 08/07/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You know what's funny? I posted that tanning bed pic on facebook today and every gay guy within a 10 mile radius hopped on it. :loldongs:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22059890 - 08/07/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

that is hilarious. get one to squat a dookie on you.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22060036 - 08/07/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
You know what's funny? I posted that tanning bed pic on facebook today and every gay guy within a 10 mile radius hopped on it. :loldongs:




:lolsy: :thumbup:

Post it on Grindr, you will soon be flocking in a sea of fags :thumbup:

(Gay dudes in my experience, are often extremely PASSIONATE and sensual lovers in bed. Just saying. I've fucked plenty a fag, and would totally do it again.)


Edited by Crystal G (08/07/15 06:51 PM)


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22060052 - 08/07/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
I read this whole thread and I just gotta say...









44DD means she's 44 inches around the ribcage.  Which is fine and can be beautiful, but it means she does not have a "tight" body.  Get your facts straight, ppl.

That is all.




Holy shit, that's like 10 inches bigger than I am around the ribcage. And I have been told I have a very broad chest line too. Just to give you an idea of what this is going to look like.


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22062833 - 08/08/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty damn fat.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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Offlinesun_spots
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #22062877 - 08/08/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I still think "dad bod" is a stupid expression.


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LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22062914 - 08/08/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
I still think "dad bod" is a stupid expression.




Maybe you can help me understand. You are a woman. Do you feel like you should be superior to burke in looks?


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Offlinesun_spots
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 6
    #22063137 - 08/08/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think of attractiveness in the same way you do, so I don't know that I can give you the type of answer you're lookin for.  I will tell you this, though: the level of emphasis you put on physical appearance is completely disproportionate and unhealthy.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22063331 - 08/08/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He is like a reformed alcoholic


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OfflineBen18
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22063362 - 08/08/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22064586 - 08/08/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
He is like a reformed alcoholic



That may be a little unfair.  I've known my fair share of suicide drinkers who dried up and turned it around.. some of the most intellectual, interesting people you will ever meet..


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22064928 - 08/08/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
He is like a reformed alcoholic



That may be a little unfair.  I've known my fair share of suicide drinkers who dried up and turned it around.. some of the most intellectual, interesting people you will ever meet..




its true that a lot of intellectuals (usually writers)....drink. they are good writers because they see the world so clearly and have such a good expression of it, that they have to block out some just to not go postal...and then alcohol lets them express it on paper. later they end up drinking themselves dead.

but its not the typical case by far...you just got lucky


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #22065110 - 08/08/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We all, have gotten lucky.  Take your age and add 9 months, 1 day...

That's how long you've been on borrowed time.  It's coming, sooner than later..


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22066033 - 08/09/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lick yo face! yo so cute! :awetongue:


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I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22066157 - 08/09/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sun_spots said:
I don't think of attractiveness in the same way you do, so I don't know that I can give you the type of answer you're lookin for.  I will tell you this, though: the level of emphasis you put on physical appearance is completely disproportionate and unhealthy.




I see this all the time. It's almost as if girls stay away from guys who are physically fit no matter how good of a personality they have. They always seem to flock to guys less attractive to themselves. And it's almost like they wanna feel superior.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22066197 - 08/09/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've seen that pretty periodically as well. But to make a sweeping generalization like that is kinda ridiculous IMO :shrug:


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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