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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22031271 - 08/01/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i just added my sentiments to poor Yorick. because it's so sad.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22031324 - 08/01/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

JFT is still in the homunculus stage of development. he cannot "get" any pussy, just be in one.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22031457 - 08/02/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

AND WTF IS "THE DAD BOD"?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22032319 - 08/02/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
i just added my sentiments to poor Yorick. because it's so sad.




Yorick such a terrible pick. I normally just fucking face palm when my teammate picks that champ. He "has no counters" but sucks ass mid and late game.


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22033693 - 08/02/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus fucking christ this thread is still going..:manvsfish:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22034230 - 08/02/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
i just added my sentiments to poor Yorick. because it's so sad.




Yorick such a terrible pick. I normally just fucking face palm when my teammate picks that champ. He "has no counters" but sucks ass mid and late game.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JFT-Yorick is a sermonizing LoL-addicted Clown College pastor.


Edited by akira_akuma (08/07/15 03:42 PM)


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22034561 - 08/02/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
i just added my sentiments to poor Yorick. because it's so sad.




Yorick such a terrible pick. I normally just fucking face palm when my teammate picks that champ. He "has no counters" but sucks ass mid and late game.



I pwn u with yorrick k nerd?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: twighead]
    #22035653 - 08/02/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I need someone to explain to me what happened tonight. I was unexpectedly called in to work. As I was there, there was a really smoking hot girl. As I was walking away from her, She said, "You have a really cute butt." I just started laughing. Then I went back next to her like 10 minutes later. She said, "I hope I didn't offend you." I was like, "No you didn't, I just can't say anything back because i'm working". In front of customers obviously. So as she was walking out, I slyly went up and was like, "Do you want my number?"

She said, "Oh that's cool and all but I have a boyfriend. Thanksss."

Wat...:awesketch:


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22035677 - 08/02/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1, that never happened
2, when has work ever stopped anyone from mingling with customers
3, people say this shit all the time, it doesn't mean they want to marry you
4, you are going to be a virgin for life if you don't know these things already.
5, don't sweat it, even if things did happen she would have bailed like her ass was on fire as soon as she caught a sniff of your personality,
6 get used to tv dinners and late night tv, because that's where you're headed..


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22035719 - 08/02/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
1, that never happened
2, when has work ever stopped anyone from mingling with customers
3, people say this shit all the time, it doesn't mean they want to marry you
4, you are going to be a virgin for life if you don't know these things already.
5, don't sweat it, even if things did happen she would have bailed like her ass was on fire as soon as she caught a sniff of your personality,
6 get used to tv dinners and late night tv, because that's where you're headed..




Whatever you say buddy.


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OfflineYukon Cornelius
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22035736 - 08/02/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Word of the wise dude, don't ignore it until it's too late.

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Amanita86 said:
1, that never happened
2, when has work ever stopped anyone from mingling with customers
3, people say this shit all the time, it doesn't mean they want to marry you
4, you are going to be a virgin for life if you don't know these things already.
5, don't sweat it, even if things did happen she would have bailed like her ass was on fire as soon as she caught a sniff of your personality,
6 get used to tv dinners and late night tv, because that's where you're headed..




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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #22036228 - 08/03/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn. These folks are really harsh to you. Did you like punch our heavenly Father rogerrabbit in the nutsack or something?


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87]
    #22036311 - 08/03/15 03:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

If only you'd seen his posts over the last 3~ or so accounts... It would make perfect sense. Though its difficult to summarize.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22038880 - 08/03/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Yukon Cornelius said:
Word of the wise dude, don't ignore it until it's too late.

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
1, that never happened
2, when has work ever stopped anyone from mingling with customers
3, people say this shit all the time, it doesn't mean they want to marry you
4, you are going to be a virgin for life if you don't know these things already.
5, don't sweat it, even if things did happen she would have bailed like her ass was on fire as soon as she caught a sniff of your personality,
6 get used to tv dinners and late night tv, because that's where you're headed..









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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Onlinerxb
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22039774 - 08/03/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

being a lonely old man doesnt sound THAT bad.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb] * 1
    #22039931 - 08/03/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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rxb said:
being a lonely old man doesnt sound THAT bad.




I've known enough of them to say that yes, it is that bad.

Do you want the most exciting part of your week to be that one of your houseplants is in bloom?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Yukon Cornelius] * 3
    #22039961 - 08/03/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I get excited when my plants bloom.. :feelshansmoleman:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22040724 - 08/04/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

shrug i was just trying to look on the bright side.


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->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <-

. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22041657 - 08/04/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
I get excited when my plants bloom.. :feelshansmoleman:



seriously.

I just got down to my friends house who's watching my cacti, and found THREE fa flowers on on of my bridges.


I jumped up and down like a girl who just got a pony.


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22044971 - 08/04/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This girl i'm dating is a keeper. I got to be loyal. I'm not going to be a dog. I'm not hitting on anymore women.


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