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Offlinekoods
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Matt87] * 9
    #21899545 - 07/05/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP, your obsession with appearance - both yours and others - is pathological. You should consider getting some professional counseling.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21899556 - 07/05/15 02:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21901081 - 07/05/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
OP, your obsession with appearance - both yours and others - is pathological. You should consider getting some professional counseling.




Honestly, something like this. OP, you need to get over this shit. It's been going on for months, and it doesn't seem to be getting any better. If it weren't so unhealthy I'd tell you to gain the weight back so you could rock a speedo at the public pool as a fat guy, just so you can see how little this petty superficial bullshit actually matters. Nobody cares if you look like a GQ magazine model. Put away the makeup and the stage lights and stop giving a fuck about your appearance like a normal healthy male. Let your beard grow in all scruffy and unkept and walk around with food stuck in it. Wear a sweat stained wife beater and a pair of jeans with the crotch ripped out in public. Pick your underwear out of your butt and scratch your itchy armpits in front of a hot girl. Simply quit giving a fuck about how strangers perceive you so you can live in physical and psychological comfort.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21901250 - 07/05/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dude, it isn't your looks.



This^
No ones personality is perfect, but man you got alot of work
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Instead you get insecure and insult us :lol:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21901301 - 07/05/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So, the tummy tuck you got didn't fix the core issue. You are still insecure. And now you are insecure about your tucked tummy because you are fixating on this dad bod. Did I get this right?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21902266 - 07/05/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dude, it isn't your looks.




This is not true.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21902469 - 07/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What the hell do you care if you are getting laid and juggling a mystery number of chicks?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21902490 - 07/05/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

P.S. 6 years is a long time dude.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #21902513 - 07/05/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He was crying that he couldn't get laid.  Now he is going to find out that none of them will stay with him for obvious reasons.  Unless they are severely damaged.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21902546 - 07/05/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I will never understand this. Is it because of insecurity issues? What's the deal?



Girls like to ride the roller coaster....:cookiemonster:

So they would rather take a dick who takes them for an emotional ride over some doof with shloads of money who doesn't satisfy their needs for excitement. :shrug:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21903086 - 07/05/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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He was crying that he couldn't get laid.  Now he is going to find out that none of them will stay with him for obvious reasons.  Unless they are severely damaged.




Want to see a picture of the pussy i'm hitting now, old man? You can't even compete.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 9
    #21903863 - 07/06/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
He was crying that he couldn't get laid.  Now he is going to find out that none of them will stay with him for obvious reasons.  Unless they are severely damaged.




Want to see a picture of the pussy i'm hitting now, old man? You can't even compete.




The very fact that you think its some sort of competition is probably a big part of why your failing so hard.
Maybe if you started treating women as people instead of some prize to win you might have better luck, and gods forbid, actually become a decent human being... or at least it would be a start.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21903883 - 07/06/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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But my point is a girl that I went to high school with, gorgeous as fuck. Just posted a picture of herself and her man. She was in a bikini and he looked like the pillsberry doughboy.




He must have Axe body spray. The can says it works like that.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21904191 - 07/06/15 06:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
He was crying that he couldn't get laid.  Now he is going to find out that none of them will stay with him for obvious reasons.  Unless they are severely damaged.




Want to see a picture of the pussy i'm hitting now, old man? You can't even compete.




Do you talk to her like this, or do you only talk like this behind her back when you're trying to start a dick measuring contest?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.GuessWork] * 4
    #21904238 - 07/06/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the dad bod represents a guy with a certain attitude, its the anti gym rat.

the gym rat doesnt have time for anything but working out, the gym rat might be able to fix your car (probably not), but he cant balance his check book, fix the car, fix the computer AND hack your enemies, he doesnt have money for a nice car because he spent it on muscle milk.

the dad bod, is wise, has a job, has a savings account, owns a house, a real car AND A FUN CAR. the dad bod is stable a bit less exciting but is there for the long run and is loyal.

also its a trend of younger gals liking older guys which is normal and has always been a thing, social media is just labeling it.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21904323 - 07/06/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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the dad bod represents a guy with a certain attitude, its the anti gym rat.

the gym rat doesnt have time for anything but working out, the gym rat might be able to fix your car, but he cant balance his check book, fix the car, fix the computer, hack your enemies, he doesnt have money for a nice car because he spent it on muscle milk.

the dad bod, is wise, has a job, has a savings account, owns a house, a real car AND A FUN CAR. the dad bod is stable a bit less exciting but is there for the long run and is loyal.

also its a trend of younger gals liking older guys which is normal and has always been a thing, social media is just labeling it.




That nails it.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21904930 - 07/06/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

More than anything this thread makes me laugh at the type of prizes you pull man. You want to talk about attraction, it's not in your looks. Every girl I've dated has been, to me, just a person. They've got their flaws. But they become straight enamored by me. Why? Because I'm not everyone else. You won't get it until you wake up, but stop seeing yourself as the body and start seeing yourself as the soul. Without the mirror would you even care about what you look like? That's how I am. Just live that life, work on yourself, and you won't be worrying about and jealous of the people that have. I look at other girls in front of the one I'm with. I'm sure the girls I'm with look at other guys. In fact I had a "friend" my ex straight lusted after. Thing is I could have fucked that guy up for multiple things (unrelated to her). She went for a dude that's like half my size and was my "friend".

I got a new one. You get better with working on yourself. Wisdom doesn't come with age if you're not learning, kid.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Atrium] * 13
    #21905022 - 07/06/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2017 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21905104 - 07/06/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I want me some miltzy


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21905179 - 07/06/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:sexymeow:


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