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millzy


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404] 1
#22029142 - 08/01/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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if you're really on the verge of suicide you should probably not worry about dating and focus on yourself homie, all bullshit aside. give your sponsor a call and talk that out with him if you haven't already.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
#22029158 - 08/01/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And stop posting here and live a life
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JustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
#22029159 - 08/01/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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404 said: suicide ain't the way. why do you wanna commit suicide?
None of this stupid shit even matters. Money or girls. I'm really unhappy right now. So miserable. I couldn't take it anymore.
Relax. I am okay now. Sunday was just really rough.
-------------------- Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!
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Srirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404] 1
#22029160 - 08/01/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you kill yourself, I promise to make fun of you more than I do Ripper, which is every time I get the chance.
Why?
BECAUSE I'M HARDCORE
so don't. Crikey. The shit people kill themselves for at age 25, I handle before lunch at 45. Life isn't even fun until you're in your 40s. I can't wait till I'm old enough to pretend I'm senile and grab random bitches' asses. Think about that.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#22029175 - 08/01/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Another drama queen
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rxb
n00b-sabot



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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
#22029482 - 08/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said:
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Srirachi said: Celebrate Recovery. It's a Christian 12 step program. Your serenity prayer signature and you doing a 12-step made me wonder. Step 4 was when most people quit, so if you're on 5, you're either court appointed or serious. Good luck whatever the case 
Nah. Was about to commit suicide sunday. Wasn't even going tell anyone. I had just planned to go lay on the railroad tracks somewhere and wait for my final ride.
I went to gym hoping that would calm me down. It made me worse. Went to leave, my sponsor walks in right as I'm about to leave.. Didn't even wanna say anything but I did. And here I am still alive.
Edit: He told me that steps would save me so I quit league, I deactivated facebook and finished the 4th step.
imagine how horrible the railroad workers would feel knowing they had killed you.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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shadyy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
#22029485 - 08/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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talk about a plot twist
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rxb
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: shadyy] 2
#22029512 - 08/01/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: talk about a plot twist
i was going to add "if they only knew you they'd be fine with it"
but feared that in any context other than this he might not take it in the humor it was intended ... off himself and then it would be on me.
and i'd feel horrible too.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 1
#22029562 - 08/01/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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my God, if AA and a Puerto Rican can't cheer you up, what will JFT!?
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Srirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#22029579 - 08/01/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I suggest giving away bootleg Taylor Swift CDs on the corner until people stop paying attention to her. That'd cheer me up anyway.
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JustForToday
New Life, New Beginnings


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#22029613 - 08/01/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I gotta start sponsoring guys. I'm really nervous about doing my 5th step. So much on here I haven't ever shared with anyone. I did shroomery's resentment today. I didn't specifically call anyone out I just put how this place made me feel some years back.
I put I even trolled this place. So my sponsor is probably going to make me put this place on my amends list.
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trekie
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 2
#22029731 - 08/01/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude you cant handle your own shit . You arent ready to sponsor
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Srirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
#22029741 - 08/01/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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"except when to do so would harm yourself or others"
I think you're off the hook on making amends here 
I like this you a lot better than the one in the picture. Being real works for you.
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JustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
#22029829 - 08/01/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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trekie said: Dude you cant handle your own shit . You arent ready to sponsor
That is precisely why there are 11 other steps before I get to step 12.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
#22029900 - 08/01/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: I suggest giving away bootleg Taylor Swift CDs on the corner until people stop paying attention to her. That'd cheer me up anyway.
who, the Puerto Rican? that'd be pretty funny. 
"people just like Tailor Swift, WHY, she's such a dumb ho with no talent, i mean just look look how much bigger my ass is than hers! JFT bring me home and do me dry!"
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So my sponsor is probably going to make me put this place on my amends list.
i expect you to make a public announcement of your apology any day now. you'd better.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#22030488 - 08/01/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good fucking zappa he is the gift that keeps on giving. I really hope his sponsor doesn't send him away. I want to fill the asshole niche here but fuckin hell the entertainment value of this guy is irreplaceable.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22030527 - 08/01/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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the noises he makes, like a stick of butter being hit by a mallet.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#22030534 - 08/01/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What a mental image
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22030559 - 08/01/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JFT is goin to get demapped one day for talking so much butter willy-nilly, then wraith's will come to lick his forehead.
beware Leaguer, beware. Onan is cumming too.
Poor Yorick!
Edited by akira_akuma (08/01/15 09:03 PM)
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Amanita86
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031260 - 08/01/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You actually edited that shit to where it's at now? Holy jesus, what did it look like to begin with?
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