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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21995056 - 07/25/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?









:haha:


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Offlineempty space
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
    #21995189 - 07/25/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Cmon guys lets not encourage him


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: trekie]
    #21995394 - 07/25/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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trekie said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?









:haha:



pretty much :rofl2:
The world doesnt owe you shit man.


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InvisibleDawks
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #22003472 - 07/27/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
I don't understand how somebody who struggles to get laid would continue to think that he deserves to be picky about who he sleeps with.




Uh, if he wasn't picky he wouldn't have trouble finding partners to begin with. That said, there's nothing inherently wrong with being picky, same value quantity others value quality.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Dawks]
    #22003937 - 07/27/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

6 years?


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InvisibleSrirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 8
    #22004277 - 07/27/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a single woman who both meets his standards, and has none of her own?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22004287 - 07/27/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Srirachi said:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a single woman who both meets his standards, and has none of her own?



:lolsy:I imagine that is rather limiting.  That is gloriously viscious.


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi] * 3
    #22004526 - 07/27/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a single woman who both meets his standards, and has none of her own?



Thats it. You win, nothing else needs to be said. :rofl2:


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Offlineempty space
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: psyconaught] * 2
    #22004535 - 07/27/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

psyconaught said:
Quote:

Srirachi said:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a single woman who both meets his standards, and has none of her own?



Thats it. You win, nothing else needs to be said. :rofl2:


/thread



Haha yes I think it's time to send this one to his journal like the other thread he made.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: empty space]
    #22024505 - 07/31/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What's funny is I'm dating a girl right now. She is cool as fuck. Just living life with no expectations and going with the flow.

Also another thing is, she thought I was some cocky playboy when she first met me. That is what turned her on but I assured her I wasn't and even fessed up about my recent voyage back into the world of sex after 6 years. She thought that was pretty admirable. We both share the same views on relationships and stuff which is a plus and she is hot. So it's a win win. The only thing is being loyal because I do have alot of females eye me and hit on me everyday. Maybe I shouldn't be in a relationship but we will see.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #22024520 - 07/31/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
She thought that was pretty admirable.






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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #22024575 - 07/31/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
I do have alot of females eye me and hit on me everyday. Maybe I shouldn't be in a relationship but we will see.




classic :chilldog:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22024599 - 07/31/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In her own words last night?

"You don't see all the girls looking at you the whole time?"

Me - "I don't really pay attention."

I said that just to kind of comfort her.

I met her at my homegroup. Alot of hot girls go there and hit on me but I don't really care because if there is anything I know about girls early in recovery is that they are really sick so I tend to stay away from them. The ones with time are the ones I would fuck with personally. Like her. Because then if you fuck with those girls early in recovery they might just relapse and bring you down with them. Or do other fucked up shit to you. I've seen it personally happen to my friends.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22024606 - 07/31/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you absolutely pay attention, and probably inflate it in your giant head a little bit.


this thread, and many others you come into, serve as bragging camp for you since you started working out.

get real man. you're very far from humble.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22024610 - 07/31/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

god,

if you're out there, please don't ever let this thread die.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy] * 1
    #22024868 - 07/31/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Zappa will not let this thread die.  JFT is the gift that keeps on giving.  Except sperm.  He doesn't give anybody that.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22025031 - 07/31/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

JFT's girl is a tomato. :tomatoface:


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22025068 - 07/31/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well "she" is a a fruit that's for sure.

I'm sure she is either made up or has a penis . That's why this god among men hasn't got any from her.


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InvisibleJack yo Self foo
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22025176 - 07/31/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You are one seriously warped individual.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #22025220 - 07/31/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just being honest. I wish people here would hang out with me for a day. And stop judging based off of what I type.


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