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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Ljennings]
    #21961224 - 07/18/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Ljennings said:
Coming from a female I could care less what your body is. Personality is what counts




Just wait until I start throwing them benjamins at ya.:whatyougonnado:

Girls wanna talk about personality until they come across a guy who is loaded.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21961227 - 07/18/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

complete turn around from hacking League of Legend accounts.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21961232 - 07/18/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
complete turn around from hacking League of Legend accounts.




:rofl:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21961237 - 07/18/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You should see the rating Total left his madhatter777 account haha


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
    #21961244 - 07/18/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that account has long since been deleted per request of the user.

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JustForToday said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
complete turn around from hacking League of Legend accounts.




:rofl:



funny cause it's true, amirite.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] * 4
    #21961313 - 07/18/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have a cousin with a really small dick, based on his own admission.

He's also disgustingly, pathetically rich.

I was ribbing him about how women only like him for his money. He pointed out that he wasn't born with money, and I just lucked into a big dick. His point was that he actually had to make himself rich as opposed to lucking into something to brag about. Since he made his money, women wanting him for his money meant that they wanted him for who he was, and he was fine with that.

The point of this story is, of course, to casually plant it in all of your heads that I have a big dick.

That's what we're doing in this thread, right?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #21961335 - 07/18/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i don't know who you are, but I like the way you think.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21961895 - 07/18/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
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zappaisgod said:
I got a cobra snake for a neck tie




Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love?



Somebody got it


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
    #21961908 - 07/18/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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404 said:
i drink that shit from the bottle. no lie. it's so good.




I used to drink A1 steak sauce from the bottle, love the vinegar flavor of it.

True story.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21964478 - 07/19/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
I have a cousin with a really small dick, based on his own admission.

He's also disgustingly, pathetically rich.

I was ribbing him about how women only like him for his money. He pointed out that he wasn't born with money, and I just lucked into a big dick. His point was that he actually had to make himself rich as opposed to lucking into something to brag about. Since he made his money, women wanting him for his money meant that they wanted him for who he was, and he was fine with that.

The point of this story is, of course, to casually plant it in all of your heads that I have a big dick.

That's what we're doing in this thread, right?




My dick is average though. Nothing special. Move along please.


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InvisibleDawks
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21973481 - 07/20/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
I have a cousin with a really small dick, based on his own admission.

He's also disgustingly, pathetically rich.

I was ribbing him about how women only like him for his money. He pointed out that he wasn't born with money, and I just lucked into a big dick. His point was that he actually had to make himself rich as opposed to lucking into something to brag about. Since he made his money, women wanting him for his money meant that they wanted him for who he was, and he was fine with that.




:thumbup:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Dawks]
    #21992318 - 07/24/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21992437 - 07/24/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Because they can.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21992769 - 07/24/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?




Are you for real? Dude, seriously, I keep wanting to think you're a puppet or a joke account, or like you're just fucking around when you say stuff like this. If one girl stands you up, you should see if the next one down your list is available instead.

Look, it's simple. No matter how hot you are, you can only count on a small proportion of the female population actually having the time, and inclination, and remotest desire, to fuck you at any given moment. In fact, getting laid is a numbers game, it's about contacting any and all of the people you find even remotely attractive (seriously, don't be too picky here, beggars can't be choosers and you're going to have to cast a pretty broad net to land any catches at all unless you have godlike charisma, which you absolutely DO NOT) and then seeing how they react to flirting (i.e. cheeky jokes; casual, unobtrusive innuendo; profuse compliments; etc).

If your flirting doesn't elicit a positive response, back the fuck off. If it does, take steps to get closer, i.e. get number, start talking evening date options, etc. Remember: YOU ARE NEVER ENTITLED TO SEX. Don't take it personally when you get rejected, this is normal, we all go through it. The fact that any given woman doesn't want your dick in her at any point should never be taken as an insult, ever. Don't dwell on it, just cut your losses and move on to your next prospect.

Troll dating sites, and again, remember that it is a numbers game, be bold in your flirtation but do not take it personally when your advances are rejected or ignored. Oh, and never think that you are above craiglist. You will pull mad pussy on craigslist if you have the chutzpah to put yourself out there with an honest, creative or funny craigslist listing.

Take my advice or leave it. I am hardly what is considered conventionally attractive (I'm not even conventionally GENDERED for fuck's sake) and I am not wealthy, but I have never had trouble getting laid. I frankly find it really odd that somebody who is as physically attractive as yourself is struggling so much. You need to learn to put your ego aside. Fucking is a profoundly animalistic act, there's no room for this self-absorbed thinky bullshit with which you are complicating the matter, that's like one of the best things about it.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21992827 - 07/24/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Issue is he is not quite right.  Read his posts.  He is not exactly someone chicks would dig.  Also he hasn't had his surgery yet so he might look a little weird


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 3
    #21992958 - 07/24/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wow, no kidding. I've just seen his posts here and there complaining that he can't get laid even though he's reasonably attractive. I assumed this was due to common lack of confidence, but I've been catching up on this thread and it's actually starting to look more like the opposite.

It's frightening when men talk like they are owed sex with attractive women on their own, particular terms. The Santa Barbara shooter was quite a handsome young man, all told, but this could not offset his severe issues with narcissism or relieve the deprivation of his libido it entailed.

I don't understand how somebody who struggles to get laid would continue to think that he deserves to be picky about who he sleeps with. There are plenty of women out there who are not considered especially attractive under conventional terms who are totally sexy in their own special ways. Some have a lot of other good things to offer and many are hard-up and more than down for a quick NSA fuck. If you would prefer to fuck images instead of people, just get a porno mag and a fleshlight, or hire a pricey escort. Images aren't free.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21993655 - 07/25/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?




I wonder... :rolleyes:

It's because you don't have a dad bod.


Edited by GoldenEye (07/25/15 05:21 AM)


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #21993801 - 07/25/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

is it because you are annoying?
:shrug:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21994098 - 07/25/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
What the fuck is this bullshit?! Why the fuck do these girls think they can stand me up every god damn weekend?




I wonder... :rolleyes:

It's because you don't have a dad bod.




:lolsy:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21994938 - 07/25/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

so this past week, my android's been a bit laggy. i installed a few new apps to keep the cache clean, charge it faster etc. anyway, my girl came over last night. we hadn't seen each other in awhile due to a brutal summer session of classes. she walks in the door and it's like my dick is instantly in her mouth. i'm reclined on the couch with my phone next to my head with her head between my legs, when suddenly the phone starts to emit a strange noise signifying that it was fully charged. i didn't want to distract her by reaching up and grabbing my phone to unplug it so the sound would stop, so i started talking dirty to her about the noise. i was like YEAH THAT TONE MAKES MY COCK SO HARD, SUCK THAT FUCKIN' COCK TO THAT TONE BABY. then she bit my dick from laughing and the fun was over.

moral of the story: if your droid starts to slow down and you've had it for a few years, it's time for an upgrade.


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