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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: MajickMuffin] 2
#21957125 - 07/17/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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aww shit zappa is bout to come in here and get in that ass. You done fucked up majickmuffins
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JustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21957142 - 07/17/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: aww shit zappa is bout to come in here and get in that ass. You done fucked up majickmuffins
Bro you're so cool. Fucking shroomery kingpin. Get good kiddo. Imma bout to go get my dick wet bb.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 8
#21957149 - 07/17/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice, are you going swimming?
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] 4
#21957152 - 07/17/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL with that picture you found on the internet? what did you do, print it out and put a hole in it?
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zappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21957472 - 07/17/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: The old man who gets laid? And always has?
doubt it
Doubt all you want. I never even had a 6 month drought once my cherry got broke. 6 weeks maybe but not 6 months. And certainly not 6 years. That is fucking pitiful. His issue is not his looks.
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21957485 - 07/17/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Nice, are you going swimming?
LOL
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zappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods] 1
#21957494 - 07/17/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Best burn of the month
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
#21957931 - 07/17/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.
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WAN
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21957956 - 07/17/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21957974 - 07/17/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.
Do you teach women the art of living in your parents basement?
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Srirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#21958011 - 07/17/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.
You know what makes a woman shudder and get wet?
Yeah I could tell not.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: WAN]
#21958031 - 07/17/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Do you teach women the art of living in your parents basement?

no. do you teach them how to settle for your ruddy apartment?
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Srirachi said:
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akira_akuma said: girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.
You know what makes a woman shudder and get wet?
Yeah I could tell not.
LOL, you could, really?
is there some kind of Harry Potter magic that i should know about?
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akira_akuma said: girls prefer someone who can teach them something and whom will not stray from those teachings.
first and foremost.


peeps getting all rowdy in this bitch.
i think i'm gonna go play some League of Legends with OP.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21958040 - 07/17/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im just fuckin with you Akira.
But to my credit, my apartment is pretty fucking nice
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21958046 - 07/17/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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whereabouts do you live? i'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say Chicago.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21958049 - 07/17/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Atlanta.
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Srirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21958058 - 07/17/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a fireplace that's made out of a TV, or something.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#21958066 - 07/17/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's decent-er than i thought. i'm sure you probably aren't living in squalor, then. 
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Srirachi said: I have a fireplace that's made out of a TV, or something.
that's lovely, do you watch alot of smoke?
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zappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21958087 - 07/17/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a chimney made out of human skulls
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zappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21958090 - 07/17/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a cobra snake for a neck tie
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akira_akuma
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21958095 - 07/17/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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alright then Predator.
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