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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: azur]
    #21953308 - 07/16/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That does seem like it might be a 'roidal penor


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21953370 - 07/16/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

His case of blue balls is so bad, it's spread to his dick.


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21953407 - 07/16/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
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psyconaught said:
you're right i'm totally jealous of swagfag #98049218




I'm out living life. I don't have time to post on here really. You must be so cool to have a bunch of no life junkies on this website like you. Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.




Wait, you don't do drugs? You're sober? What the hell are you doing here? :thefuckisthis:

Seriously though, if I had to give you any advice it would be to develop a sense of humor. That goes a very long way! melts panties right off.


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21953409 - 07/16/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

none of us do drugs sophie


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21953411 - 07/16/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:woah:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21953412 - 07/16/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that would be wrong


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21953451 - 07/16/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Drugs are bad, mmkay


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21953497 - 07/16/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:solidnod:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21953553 - 07/16/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it was too hot to jack off outside today.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21953716 - 07/16/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This fucking thread was created about the dad bod then people wanna show up here and fuck it up. So damn right I'm going to say sumthin. Ya dig?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21953837 - 07/16/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So say something twink


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21953912 - 07/16/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
So say something twink




i've lost count of the gay shit you've said this week.

im telling your wife :smile:


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21953918 - 07/16/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dear mrs zappa, dispite his protesting to the contrary, your husband seems to be obsessed with kood's dick and calling people twink, i believe he may be homosexual, you should not feel threatened as i believe he is in extreme denial and so this should not effect your sex life.

thank you

that is all.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21954240 - 07/16/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Affect or have an effect


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: azur]
    #21954245 - 07/16/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

sick burn


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21954541 - 07/17/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
none of us do drugs sophie




that's right. i'm high on christ bitch. and by christ i mean vodka. i need to finish cleaning my coffee maker.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21955283 - 07/17/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why doesn't anybody get high on love anymore?



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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21955726 - 07/17/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

im high on siracha


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: rxb]
    #21955786 - 07/17/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i drink that shit from the bottle. no lie. it's so good.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
    #21955788 - 07/17/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:sriracha:


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