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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


Registered: 04/28/13
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21951340 - 07/16/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

BICEP CURLS TO INFINITY DUHHH


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #21951401 - 07/16/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yea he really isn't in that good of shape :shrug: do some squats and deadliest occasionally!

GLAMOUR MUSCLES!



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Invisible404
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21951524 - 07/16/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
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psyconaught said:
you're right i'm totally jealous of swagfag #98049218




I'm out living life. I don't have time to post on here really. You must be so cool to have a bunch of no life junkies on this website like you. Glad i'm sober. Glad I don't do drugs to enjoy life. It's great.





why not just like, i dunno.. leave the site forever? you just admitted you don't belong here outing the entire website as a bunch of "no life junkies" and that you don't do drugs and you don't have time to post here.

seems like a better option than continuously subjecting yourself to berating from pretty much every member here due to your piss poor attitude and shit personality...


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: azur]
    #21952163 - 07/16/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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azur said:
Is this the part where i post a pic if my dick?



No.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21952179 - 07/16/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
:lol: He's probably not like this in real life. There's just no way.




I'm really not. But hey, whenever you guys wanna stop with the insults. We can all live in peace. Stop provoking me. I won't say anything else. But continue on I will hurt more feelings.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21952183 - 07/16/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nobody's really insulting you man. Everyone has room for improvement :shrug:


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Invisibleazur
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21952204 - 07/16/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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azur said:
Is this the part where i post a pic if my dick?



No.





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Invisible404
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21952214 - 07/16/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sorry.. we're provoking you? i seem to recall you saying some dumb things to Zomed in one of the social threads here, think it was the sexy dudes thread. you're bringing this all upon yourself. ever heard the saying "you are the master of your own universe" ? this is pretty much what it means... the energy you give off to other people is what you get back.

"you should hire me as your trainer. you probably couldn't handle it though"

no one wants to hear that bullshit. you're so self absorbed, you're blind to your own personal faults, continuously playing the victim when you're the one bringing this kind of attention upon yourself. wake up dude


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404] * 1
    #21952265 - 07/16/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

And he thinks he actually hurt peoples feelings on here too :lol:


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InvisibleSrirachi
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21952286 - 07/16/15 02:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd totally have stopped provoking you until you admitted you're intentionally a prick, and then threatened to hurt my feelings.

Wouldn't OTD be a more appropriate place for this type of thread, dear moderators?


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Invisible404
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: Srirachi]
    #21952381 - 07/16/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think the vets in there want anything to do with this.


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InvisibleMr.GuessWork
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
    #21952392 - 07/16/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If he can't post in S&R without getting his feelings hurt, then how could he possibly handle OTD.


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Invisible2shoes
The anti-agar
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21952483 - 07/16/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Take shots at me, imma take em back. POW POW.

And Malcolm. Let's not go there bro. I refuse to believe you pull any pussy with the amount of time you spend on here every day. Plus, you got a fucked up face. I don't know who you are fooling but it's not me. You brag too much on here and everyone on here tries to boost your ego because you obviously have low self esteem.

And someone gave me those shades. They are worth like 300-400 in sunglass hut. I'm actually about to go shop for a really nice watch this weekend. I've been working hard. Hence why i'm never on here. Too busy trying to get my own business like Zappa.




$300 - 400 at sunglasses hut!! Seems like a rip off... try  $130 on amazon...

http://www.amazon.com/Oakley-Oil-Rig-Sunglasses-White/dp/B002A56LRO/ref=sr_1_11?&ie=UTF8&qid=1437081560&sr=8-11&keywords=mens+white+oakley+sunglasses

Why do you feel the need to tell everyone your shopping for a "really nice" watch. I'm in the watch hobby myself and from how your acting and wearing Abercrombie you probably can't afford a "really nice" watch.

Prove me wrong... post this nice watch when you get it please. I'd like to see what you end up with.


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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 2shoes] * 1
    #21952496 - 07/16/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

is he priding himself on his ability to waste money? that's... priceless.


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Invisible2shoes
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: 404]
    #21952576 - 07/16/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It appears that way to me... but I'm someone who doesn't pay retail for a damn thing! If I were to brag it would be about how cheap I got it for.

Ladies don't like a dude that pay way too much for stuff and wear shirts 2 sizes too small.

Dad bods are probably better with money and wear clothing that fits.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: azur] * 1
    #21952626 - 07/16/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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azur said:
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zappaisgod said:
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azur said:
Is this the part where i post a pic if my dick?



No.







Nice cock.  I'd eat it.


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Invisiblemillzy
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21952750 - 07/16/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

every day this thread has existed i have gone to bed crying myself to sleep.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: millzy]
    #21953161 - 07/16/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Good.


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: azur] * 4
    #21953184 - 07/16/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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azur said:
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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

azur said:
Is this the part where i post a pic if my dick?



No.







JFT doesn't like people posting his pics without permission.


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Invisibleazur
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Re: Why do girls prefer the dad bod? [Re: koods]
    #21953189 - 07/16/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hahaha.


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