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OfflineHayoxp
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The locks on our doors..
    #21895604 - 07/04/15 04:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Let's be honest, if someone wanted to break in.. then they'd just break the lock easily. I guess locks are just for inner security purposes. It's all good though, because if I saw someone trying to break in my door saying something like "I'm going to rape your girlfriend" then I'd be like, bring it on mothafuqaz,*chic chic* got two m16s in my hands while I'm balancing on a fucking balance ball with a boner stuck in twenty donuts total and then I just roll a joint with my mind and smoke it without needing to use my arms. Kill the bad guys with 200 unnecessary headshots.. and get laid after some sushi orders. :shrug:


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21895719 - 07/04/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:awetongue: These motha fuqin fries are amazing, honey bbq sauce+melted cheddar cheese. ain't nuttin to fuq wit pls  :seriousthumbsup:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp] * 1
    #21895721 - 07/04/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:notamused:


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: 1234go]
    #21895723 - 07/04/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:goodmorning: Well then


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21895727 - 07/04/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

your can only fit 20 donuts around your member...weak sauce bro...so very weak.


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Lucis] * 2
    #21895733 - 07/04/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

. :smirk:


:donut: . . . :peace:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: vinsue]
    #21895764 - 07/04/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That burn made this thread worth reading.


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: vinsue]
    #21895769 - 07/04/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:thefuckisthis:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21895770 - 07/04/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: 1234go]
    #21895788 - 07/04/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Hayoxp said:
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:facepalm:



:astonishedmustache:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp] * 1
    #21895791 - 07/04/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I should have stopped reading this thread after that burn. Now I have regrets.:sad:


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21895799 - 07/04/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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I should have stopped reading this thread after that burn. Now I have regrets.:sad:




:curbyourenthusiasm: have an :apple:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: vinsue]
    #21895843 - 07/04/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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. :smirk:


:donut: . . . :peace:





but why does he have to stick his dick in all 20 of them, he bottoms out with the first


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21895940 - 07/04/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You continue to prove my point.:facepalm:


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: TNK]
    #21896425 - 07/04/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP have you ever heard of a bump key?


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21896508 - 07/04/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Better than even a dead bolt is one of those bars you put against the door and prop it on the floor. Then they have to practically break the door into pieces to get in.


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21896527 - 07/04/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i don't know, i kind of like having an upper deadbolt with an apartment so property staff don't just fucking walk up into my place unannounced and uninvited. it's happened a few times.


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: millzy]
    #21896597 - 07/04/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I like the dead bolt in apartments too. It forces people to knock on my door before entering.


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Re: The locks on our doors.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21896630 - 07/04/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was trying to find the train schedule on my phone and it autofilled with do a barrel roll and the screen spun around 2 times (not even a joke, try it)


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