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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Almond Flour 2.0
    #21893992 - 07/03/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ladies and gentleman....I am a "Man"

Im a devout Catholic

Im so Fertile I impregnated my first girl on the first try

I know how to play a shit ton of card games including table games at a casino

I have developed a taste for fine beer that I cant afford, and am learning to brew it as well

Ive been in a physical altercation that has given me a huge scar on my skull

Women Love me

Kids wanna be me

Shroomerites fear and respect me.



......Its time for something new. Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man". But what type of man? :strokebeard: All this foul language, this zesty in your face attitude. Its not enough :strokebeard3: The mark of a TRUE man is his ability to hone in on his rougher points and to create something divine  :Awemazing:  This is it! Its time for me to begin my change into a gentleman. In other words a gentle version of a "Man". One who can tame the raw manliness that is within him. :smug:

-He wears Polo shirts and clean cloths

-He drinks fine teas and coffee

-He uses tobacco, in moderation of course

-He doesn't curse (including on the shroomery)

-He wears aftershave that marks his presence for others

......he is, ALmond Flour 2.0! Things will never be the same.


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


Edited by Almond Flour (07/03/15 06:59 PM)


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour] * 16
    #21893997 - 07/03/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21894013 - 07/03/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So no more shitty threads?

Oh wait..


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21894016 - 07/03/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:




Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
So no more shitty threads?

Oh wait..



:pokerawe:

Im serious. There will be threads that are just as "Shitty" as you put it. But in a respectful tone that is lacking foul language.


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour] * 12
    #21894037 - 07/03/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star] * 7
    #21894045 - 07/03/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:ohsnap:


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21894054 - 07/03/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?



:strokebeard2:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21894061 - 07/03/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man".






did you rip the beating heart from the chest of a bull and eat it in front of him before
he hit the ground? if you didnt do that then how you gonna call yourself a man


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21894105 - 07/03/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Pariahprose]
    #21894393 - 07/03/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You and Bill Oreilly just need to fuck and get it out of your systems.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21894414 - 07/03/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:


Shroomerites fear and respect me.





LOL

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Invisiblebasqueshaman
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21894418 - 07/03/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man".






did you rip the beating heart from the chest of a bull and eat it in front of him before
he hit the ground? if you didnt do that then how you gonna call yourself a man



:whathesaid: pris bringing the ponant questions to the table once again. You definitely have a strange sense of the idea of manhood.
A real man
Takes care of his responsibilitys
Can handle his liquor
Can work all day
Doesn't complain
Can make a bitch cum with his cock
Eats meat
And loves hard


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21894501 - 07/03/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Women Love me






that's vanity brotha :vato:


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21894538 - 07/03/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?



damn, too slow this time.


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21894703 - 07/03/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"i impregnated a girl on the first try" = i don't know how to use birth control (or don't believe in it cuz religious beliefs)


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21894711 - 07/03/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:thefuckisthis:


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Enlil is trash, needs to end himself.


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21894745 - 07/03/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Almond Flour is dead, only his delusions of grandeur live on


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Hobozen]
    #21894760 - 07/03/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21894764 - 07/03/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i love almond flour 2.0!


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21894791 - 07/03/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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