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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!



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Almond Flour 2.0
#21893992 - 07/03/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ladies and gentleman....I am a "Man"
Im a devout Catholic
Im so Fertile I impregnated my first girl on the first try
I know how to play a shit ton of card games including table games at a casino
I have developed a taste for fine beer that I cant afford, and am learning to brew it as well
Ive been in a physical altercation that has given me a huge scar on my skull
Women Love me
Kids wanna be me
Shroomerites fear and respect me.
......Its time for something new. Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man". But what type of man? All this foul language, this zesty in your face attitude. Its not enough The mark of a TRUE man is his ability to hone in on his rougher points and to create something divine This is it! Its time for me to begin my change into a gentleman. In other words a gentle version of a "Man". One who can tame the raw manliness that is within him. 
-He wears Polo shirts and clean cloths
-He drinks fine teas and coffee
-He uses tobacco, in moderation of course
-He doesn't curse (including on the shroomery)
-He wears aftershave that marks his presence for others
......he is, ALmond Flour 2.0! Things will never be the same.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (07/03/15 06:59 PM)
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Adolin




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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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So no more shitty threads?
Oh wait..
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!



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Quote:
Gresh said:

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Malcolm_Xtasy said: So no more shitty threads?
Oh wait..

Im serious. There will be threads that are just as "Shitty" as you put it. But in a respectful tone that is lacking foul language.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


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So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star] 7
#21894045 - 07/03/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star]
#21894054 - 07/03/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Prisoner#1
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Almond Flour said: Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man".
did you rip the beating heart from the chest of a bull and eat it in front of him before he hit the ground? if you didnt do that then how you gonna call yourself a man
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Pariahprose
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koods
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You and Bill Oreilly just need to fuck and get it out of your systems.
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Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


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Almond Flour said:
Shroomerites fear and respect me.
LOL
-------------------- FREE BURKE
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basqueshaman
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Almond Flour said: Im 26 years old and I finally have become what I consider, "A Man".
did you rip the beating heart from the chest of a bull and eat it in front of him before he hit the ground? if you didnt do that then how you gonna call yourself a man
pris bringing the ponant questions to the table once again. You definitely have a strange sense of the idea of manhood. A real man Takes care of his responsibilitys Can handle his liquor Can work all day Doesn't complain Can make a bitch cum with his cock Eats meat And loves hard
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zZZz
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Almond Flour said: Women Love me
that's vanity brotha
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Dark_Star]
#21894538 - 07/03/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: So you're a devout catholic that knocked up a chick out of wedlock, couldn't make it work with the mother & now spend your time on the shroomery bashing folks that actually have real relationships cause your beloved book says to. Is this newfound "man" gonna man up & take care of his kid? How's the tent holding up?
damn, too slow this time.
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404
error


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"i impregnated a girl on the first try" = i don't know how to use birth control (or don't believe in it cuz religious beliefs)
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Hayoxp
Enlil sucks cock


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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Hayoxp]
#21894745 - 07/03/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Almond Flour is dead, only his delusions of grandeur live on
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TNK
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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: Hobozen]
#21894760 - 07/03/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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Re: Almond Flour 2.0 [Re: TNK] 1
#21894764 - 07/03/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i love almond flour 2.0!
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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