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InvisibleJvF
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: r00tuuu123] * 4
    #21890398 - 07/02/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This will be made right....believe me....this will be made right



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InvisibleshLong
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] * 2
    #21890428 - 07/02/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Repost the jokes, but substitute using a duck and a goose... We'll fill in the blanks. :awesomenod:


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21890437 - 07/02/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Not in OTD, obviously :lol: I posted in a thread about it, SA, and OTD a few weeks ago even.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: DustBunny]
    #21890452 - 07/02/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Jokes reposted...see fischers politically correct thread


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: DustBunny]
    #21890454 - 07/02/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just say the hands are really "COLOR OMITTED"

I remember the joke :lol:


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21890456 - 07/02/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Done.. Just contributed a killer Italian joke that some may or may not understand.. But if you do, be prepared for laughs!


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21890473 - 07/02/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Are you drunk?


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF]
    #21890514 - 07/02/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If I was DB I probably would've banned you for that.


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21890528 - 07/02/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Repost the jokes, but substitute using a duck and a goose... We'll fill in the blanks. :awesomenod:






what's 12 inches long on a duck


not a damn thing



it's way funnier when it's a race joke


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InvisibleshLong
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21890562 - 07/02/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's because ducks don't have the legs and the hauling power required as working animals.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21890575 - 07/02/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
That's because ducks don't have the legs and the hauling power required as working animals.




This is even more funny if you read it as a race joke
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:

it's way funnier when it's a race joke




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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] * 2
    #21890581 - 07/02/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

They're just not quacked up for a life of manual labor.
They don't quite fit the bill.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] * 1
    #21890585 - 07/02/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But those damn geese are pretty honkey


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21890593 - 07/02/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Racism can be pretty funny :shrug:


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Detached] * 2
    #21890599 - 07/02/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



One of my friends sent me this recently and I had to clean my monitors because I spat beverages all over them when I laughed.

This shit got me good.

Pretty sure it was sweet tea too but I don't recall.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Detached] * 2
    #21890606 - 07/02/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What do u call a duck who practices medicine?

A Quack.

:awesome:


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #21890637 - 07/02/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
What do u call a duck who practices medicine?

A Quack.

:awesome:



Boooooo that fuckin sucked


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21890644 - 07/02/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dad joke as fuck


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21890676 - 07/02/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You guys just need to learn to be politically correct with your jokes...

ex:

What did the little insert race boy get for Christmas? My bike.

Why can't you play Uno with a insert minority? They steal all the green cards


Or you just have to be more subtle...

ex:

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21890716 - 07/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Are you drunk?



No Irish jokes.:gc:


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