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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: r00tuuu123] 4
#21890398 - 07/02/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This will be made right....believe me....this will be made right
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] 2
#21890428 - 07/02/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Repost the jokes, but substitute using a duck and a goose... We'll fill in the blanks.
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DustBunny


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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: PLURAL] 1
#21890437 - 07/02/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not in OTD, obviously I posted in a thread about it, SA, and OTD a few weeks ago even.
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JvF
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: DustBunny]
#21890452 - 07/02/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jokes reposted...see fischers politically correct thread
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: DustBunny]
#21890454 - 07/02/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just say the hands are really "COLOR OMITTED"
I remember the joke
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] 1
#21890456 - 07/02/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Done.. Just contributed a killer Italian joke that some may or may not understand.. But if you do, be prepared for laughs!
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF] 1
#21890473 - 07/02/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are you drunk?
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: JvF]
#21890514 - 07/02/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I was DB I probably would've banned you for that.
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] 1
#21890528 - 07/02/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: Repost the jokes, but substitute using a duck and a goose... We'll fill in the blanks. 
what's 12 inches long on a duck
not a damn thing
it's way funnier when it's a race joke
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shLong



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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21890562 - 07/02/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's because ducks don't have the legs and the hauling power required as working animals.
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Psychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21890575 - 07/02/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: That's because ducks don't have the legs and the hauling power required as working animals.
This is even more funny if you read it as a race jokeQuote:
Prisoner#1 said:
it's way funnier when it's a race joke
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] 2
#21890581 - 07/02/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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They're just not quacked up for a life of manual labor. They don't quite fit the bill.
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Psychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: shLong] 1
#21890585 - 07/02/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But those damn geese are pretty honkey
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Psychonautica]
#21890593 - 07/02/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Racism can be pretty funny
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Psychonautica
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Detached] 2
#21890599 - 07/02/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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One of my friends sent me this recently and I had to clean my monitors because I spat beverages all over them when I laughed.
This shit got me good.
Pretty sure it was sweet tea too but I don't recall.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Detached] 2
#21890606 - 07/02/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do u call a duck who practices medicine?
A Quack.
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#21890637 - 07/02/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: What do u call a duck who practices medicine?
A Quack.

Boooooo that fuckin sucked
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21890644 - 07/02/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dad joke as fuck
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21890676 - 07/02/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You guys just need to learn to be politically correct with your jokes...
ex:
What did the little insert race boy get for Christmas? My bike.
Why can't you play Uno with a insert minority? They steal all the green cards
Or you just have to be more subtle...
ex:
Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: My thread was erased and i was threatened with a ban [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21890716 - 07/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said: Are you drunk?
No Irish jokes.
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