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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21891099 - 07/03/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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mndfreeze said:
Those fake dicks used to pass drug tests have been around for a long time now.  I remember recommending one to a friend backi in like 99ish.

But for sure not fool proof.  Quitting smoking pot would be the SMART and CORRECT thing to do, you vagrant.

:loldongs:





THIS

Yeah my brother had one of those, pissed dirty a few times even tho he had it. I can't remember but I think they caught him off guard and he didn't have it with him... Court system is nothing to fuck around with, I'm 25 and already had to deal with it, I have a clean record tho... Pot is overrated anyways, take kratom instead its better. Hell, take all the legal drugs (not RC's). Caffeine, alcohol, nicotine. Is weed really what your life is about? I was in that boat dude, weed and the other illegal drugs was all I thought that mattered. They don't Get a head on you shoulders, think higher than that...Don't be a vagrant :mad2:


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: SpiritualWarrior]
    #21891323 - 07/03/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i did almost ten years (coke possession in my teens - i'm 37 now). i just gave it at least three weeks before my meeting with my PO and did what i wanted in the meantime. never pissed hot. if you're on probation for drug charges you may want to lay off the drugs altogether for a little bit. i did for a couple of years before really going back to doing anything.

another piece of advice i would offer is to be nice to your PO. they can fuck up your life if they want it. mine turned out to be awesome. not a bad guy at all. and he saw that i was doing what i was supposed to so he rarely sweated me. in fact he submitted a letter to my judge and got me off probation about a year early.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: millzy]
    #21892132 - 07/03/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no way dude, u gotta be the man in a probation situation.  You gotta talk to your probation officer in an al patchino/scarface voice that YOUR THE BAD GUY


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21892297 - 07/03/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ya I was just high as piss but I think im going to be sober for a bit I smoked over a quarter once last night. I just love weed its my favorite thing to smoke. I have yet to try kratom I wish I spent my money on it instead. My favorite thing is LSD but I have yet to see any good L in SC. Sorry about my rambling my PO was poking around here about a month ago and he had a cop that had a dog I thought they might have bugged the place because they said something about how I don't have constitutional rights. Its all good though that's just me being crazy.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21892625 - 07/03/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP is obviously a fucking troll, look at all his posts and threads. :trolldance:


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21892705 - 07/03/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Best part of this thread.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: daz01]
    #21892931 - 07/03/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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OP is obviously a fucking troll, look at all his posts and threads. :trolldance:



Yo I dont troll at all man im dead serious I just got to stop posting when im high because I say some dumb stuff. Sorry guys I make myself look retarded sometimes... Im going to stop smoking and sell what's left of my stash because I have been ultra paranoid lately im just going to wait till im off probation so I can smoke without having an anxiety attack.


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