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I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing.
    #21889940 - 07/02/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ok if you dont know you should im going to tell you about the whizzinator I got one and can now toke it up. :rainingjoints:  It's super easy to use and they didn't notice a thing. The only downside is that it cost me $140 but its worth it. Now I can care less about my probation. Fuck the judge the jury and the bitch ass prosecutor a stoners gotta do what a stoners gotta do. It looks like a life like penis
When you use it ask the probation guy to turn on the water when he does that flip the lever and it flows till its all gone when your done put it back in your pants just like a real dick. Now we can all get stoned  :getstoned:  :stoned2:


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21889963 - 07/02/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pretty sure he'll catch on after the 2nd or 3rd time u ask for water.  Not to mention when he decides to feel your wanky up he'll know for sure, and you'll have to offer him a blowjob or go to jail


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21889965 - 07/02/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21889974 - 07/02/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

seems like a bad idea but it's your ass on the line


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21889989 - 07/02/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It looks just like my dick and I ask him to turn on the water like "I cant pee can you turn on the water it helps" The second he looks away from the fake dick I flip the lever with my pinky and it all comes out I give the whizzinator a shake and put it back in my pants. Its fool proof.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21890052 - 07/02/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

thewanderer25 said:
It looks just like my dick and I ask him to turn on the water like "I cant pee can you turn on the water it helps" The second he looks away from the fake dick I flip the lever with my pinky and it all comes out I give the whizzinator a shake and put it back in my pants. Its fool proof.




no, it's not

If he for whatever reason becomes suspicious or has a hunch and decides to keep his eye on you (your dick) the whole time you are fucked

not that I care though, just sayin be careful you sound pretty cocky about this


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #21890074 - 07/02/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or you can get your shit together and stop doing the the juvenile stuff that probably got you put on probation in the first place. Just a plan b option for anyone who doesnt want to be a part of the system.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: luvdemboomers] * 2
    #21890076 - 07/02/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry OP but you did not "figure out how to pass drug tests"



the maker of the whizinator did.

youre like the time Obama got the nobel peace prize


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #21890081 - 07/02/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got a better idea.  Stop smoking pot.  Thank me


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21890167 - 07/02/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dude is gunna be like, how does this kid always have a dick bigger than mine every single time he has to piss, is this kid gay?  i mean his dick always looks semi hard for some reason, does he like me i wondeR?  i should just plant one on him while he's pissing


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21890253 - 07/02/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
dude is gunna be like, how does this kid always have a dick bigger than mine every single time he has to piss, is this kid gay?  i mean his dick always looks semi hard for some reason, does he like me i wondeR?  i should just plant one on him while he's pissing



Yeah, I imagine this is how most homosexual encounters begin :rolleyes:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
    #21890287 - 07/02/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

u sound like u have higher expectations of said encounters, or do you just try to act and think the way society wants you to?  Not much of a free thinker are you


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21890293 - 07/02/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
u sound like u have higher expectations of said encounters, or do you just try to act and think the way society wants you to?  Not much of a free thinker are you



I don't know how you gather that from what I said :lol: Whatever you say buddy


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
    #21890300 - 07/02/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

because u are defending it like u were offended, or like you knew exactly how it happens.  It was mearly a joke and you went all oooo thats not how it is.  once in a blue moon im sure it happens somewhat like that


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21890313 - 07/02/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not offended, you just came off as having a hilariously skewed worldview, and presumably, some sexual hangups. If I recall correctly from that other thread, aren't you a gigantic homophobe? Regardless, this thread's not about that; it's about piss testing which, evil as it may be, isn't some sort of gay conspiracy to touch your junk :lol:

EDIT: Yeah, sure, once in a blue moon there's probably some perverted dickhead officer who uses piss testing as a chance to molest dudes. I'll give you that :lol:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


Edited by hex_enduction (07/02/15 09:58 PM)


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #21890320 - 07/02/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:



Every gay mans dream job is to be a probation piss test inspector


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
    #21890370 - 07/02/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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hex_enduction said:
I'm not offended, you just came off as having a hilariously skewed worldview, and presumably, some sexual hangups. If I recall correctly from that other thread, aren't you a gigantic homophobe? Regardless, this thread's not about that; it's about piss testing which, evil as it may be, isn't some sort of gay conspiracy to touch your junk :lol:

EDIT: Yeah, sure, once in a blue moon there's probably some perverted dickhead officer who uses piss testing as a chance to molest dudes. I'll give you that :lol:




exactly it isn't about that, which is why YOU were so hung up on it u had to take it seriously and debate a joke

and yah, same shit happens with cops and pat downs, people are perverts and will take advantage of situations, if u can think it up, its prob happened before, hence i can say just about anything and id be right, just about


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21890546 - 07/02/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Be careful using that. I know someone who got caught using that and they took it super seriously. They revoked his entire probation and he had to serve his full 3 year sentence. I don't think it was his first violation though so don't freak out but proceed with caution.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: Magicman69]
    #21890623 - 07/02/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had a buddy that use to have a whizzinator and he would get clean urine from his younger sister.. it worked well for about 6 months with weekly piss-tests but then one day while he was wearing it, the thing sprung a leak and it looked like he pissed himself.

That was the final day of his whizzinator.

It was pretty funny though.


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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: Magicman69]
    #21890638 - 07/02/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Those fake dicks used to pass drug tests have been around for a long time now.  I remember recommending one to a friend backi in like 99ish.

But for sure not fool proof.  Quitting smoking pot would be the SMART and CORRECT thing to do, you vagrant.

:loldongs:


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