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thewanderer25
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I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing.
#21889940 - 07/02/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25]
#21889963 - 07/02/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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pretty sure he'll catch on after the 2nd or 3rd time u ask for water. Not to mention when he decides to feel your wanky up he'll know for sure, and you'll have to offer him a blowjob or go to jail
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21889965 - 07/02/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
#21889974 - 07/02/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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seems like a bad idea but it's your ass on the line
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thewanderer25
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21889989 - 07/02/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It looks just like my dick and I ask him to turn on the water like "I cant pee can you turn on the water it helps" The second he looks away from the fake dick I flip the lever with my pinky and it all comes out I give the whizzinator a shake and put it back in my pants. Its fool proof.
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25]
#21890052 - 07/02/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: It looks just like my dick and I ask him to turn on the water like "I cant pee can you turn on the water it helps" The second he looks away from the fake dick I flip the lever with my pinky and it all comes out I give the whizzinator a shake and put it back in my pants. Its fool proof.
no, it's not
If he for whatever reason becomes suspicious or has a hunch and decides to keep his eye on you (your dick) the whole time you are fucked
not that I care though, just sayin be careful you sound pretty cocky about this
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25] 1
#21890074 - 07/02/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Or you can get your shit together and stop doing the the juvenile stuff that probably got you put on probation in the first place. Just a plan b option for anyone who doesnt want to be a part of the system.
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: luvdemboomers] 2
#21890076 - 07/02/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sorry OP but you did not "figure out how to pass drug tests"
the maker of the whizinator did.
youre like the time Obama got the nobel peace prize
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: thewanderer25] 1
#21890081 - 07/02/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a better idea. Stop smoking pot. Thank me
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21890167 - 07/02/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude is gunna be like, how does this kid always have a dick bigger than mine every single time he has to piss, is this kid gay? i mean his dick always looks semi hard for some reason, does he like me i wondeR? i should just plant one on him while he's pissing
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21890253 - 07/02/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: dude is gunna be like, how does this kid always have a dick bigger than mine every single time he has to piss, is this kid gay? i mean his dick always looks semi hard for some reason, does he like me i wondeR? i should just plant one on him while he's pissing
Yeah, I imagine this is how most homosexual encounters begin
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
#21890287 - 07/02/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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u sound like u have higher expectations of said encounters, or do you just try to act and think the way society wants you to? Not much of a free thinker are you
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21890293 - 07/02/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: u sound like u have higher expectations of said encounters, or do you just try to act and think the way society wants you to? Not much of a free thinker are you
I don't know how you gather that from what I said Whatever you say buddy
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
#21890300 - 07/02/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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because u are defending it like u were offended, or like you knew exactly how it happens. It was mearly a joke and you went all oooo thats not how it is. once in a blue moon im sure it happens somewhat like that
Edited by makaveli8x8 (07/02/15 09:54 PM)
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21890313 - 07/02/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not offended, you just came off as having a hilariously skewed worldview, and presumably, some sexual hangups. If I recall correctly from that other thread, aren't you a gigantic homophobe? Regardless, this thread's not about that; it's about piss testing which, evil as it may be, isn't some sort of gay conspiracy to touch your junk 
EDIT: Yeah, sure, once in a blue moon there's probably some perverted dickhead officer who uses piss testing as a chance to molest dudes. I'll give you that
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Edited by hex_enduction (07/02/15 09:58 PM)
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction] 1
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Every gay mans dream job is to be a probation piss test inspector
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: hex_enduction]
#21890370 - 07/02/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said: I'm not offended, you just came off as having a hilariously skewed worldview, and presumably, some sexual hangups. If I recall correctly from that other thread, aren't you a gigantic homophobe? Regardless, this thread's not about that; it's about piss testing which, evil as it may be, isn't some sort of gay conspiracy to touch your junk 
EDIT: Yeah, sure, once in a blue moon there's probably some perverted dickhead officer who uses piss testing as a chance to molest dudes. I'll give you that 
exactly it isn't about that, which is why YOU were so hung up on it u had to take it seriously and debate a joke
and yah, same shit happens with cops and pat downs, people are perverts and will take advantage of situations, if u can think it up, its prob happened before, hence i can say just about anything and id be right, just about
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21890546 - 07/02/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Be careful using that. I know someone who got caught using that and they took it super seriously. They revoked his entire probation and he had to serve his full 3 year sentence. I don't think it was his first violation though so don't freak out but proceed with caution.
Edited by Magicman69 (07/02/15 10:58 PM)
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: Magicman69]
#21890623 - 07/02/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had a buddy that use to have a whizzinator and he would get clean urine from his younger sister.. it worked well for about 6 months with weekly piss-tests but then one day while he was wearing it, the thing sprung a leak and it looked like he pissed himself.
That was the final day of his whizzinator.
It was pretty funny though.
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Re: I Figured Out How To Pass Probation Drug Testing. [Re: Magicman69]
#21890638 - 07/02/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Those fake dicks used to pass drug tests have been around for a long time now. I remember recommending one to a friend backi in like 99ish.
But for sure not fool proof. Quitting smoking pot would be the SMART and CORRECT thing to do, you vagrant.
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