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Giftofdeprivation
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How many times do you poop a day?
#21888368 - 07/02/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We can always use another shitpost.
Lately I've been eating a lot of spicy foods and usually drop trow 3 times in the first 3 hours of the day.
It's a time killer, but I'm doing what I love most.
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Bill_Oreilly
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once tops
sometimes not at all. its 5oclock PM and I have not pooped today
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21888409 - 07/02/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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usually once or twice. every once in awhile i'll go without for a day
there were entire weeks when i wouldnt shit back in HS though, after i quit taking ritalin. that was miserable. my digestive system was just so used to the stims that they ground nearly to a halt for months
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Adolin]
#21888456 - 07/02/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Depends, days without kratom, ill poop once or none. Not even lile constipated, just don't have to till the end of the day. With kratom probly 4-5 times a day.
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Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#21888575 - 07/02/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Taking a shit in the morning after coffee is a daily ritual
Other than that it's pretty sporadic but anywhere from 2-4 times a day
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21888610 - 07/02/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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At least 3-4 times a day for as long as I can remember...at least
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shadyy
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I've dropped heat twice today so far
I usually go at least once...not going at all makes me feel like a fucking idiot
na it just seems unhealthy to not poop AT Least once per day
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Burke Dennings
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My son fully pooped 7 times in a 24 hour period yesterday, it was crazy.
Over the weekend I calculated the adjusted weight of his lunch if he weighed 180 lbs. It was the equivalent of eating 8.65 pounds of food. That's a standard meal for him.
He's the most intense person I've ever met.
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twelvelookslikeu
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Try about 4 times only happens once
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Usually one time a day
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I haven't pooped in over 48 hours
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: 4HO-DMT] 1
#21889230 - 07/02/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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4HO-DMT said: Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.
You're full of shit.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#21889235 - 07/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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its pretty odd OP wants to know this from us. I bet hes going to jack off to this information.
"OHHHH YAAA OHH BILL YOU POOP ONCE A DAY BABY OOO YAAA YOU A BAD BOY"
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21889245 - 07/02/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Between 0 to 4 depending on everything
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Patlal]
#21889270 - 07/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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16 was my max, don't ask how I know or why I would even keep count.
upwards of 40 if you count the time leading up to the colonoscopy I had to get.
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OhMrJohnson
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: My son fully pooped 7 times in a 24 hour period yesterday, it was crazy.
Over the weekend I calculated the adjusted weight of his lunch if he weighed 180 lbs. It was the equivalent of eating 8.65 pounds of food. That's a standard meal for him.
He's the most intense person I've ever met.
One day you'll be able to sit in between his shoulders and have him carry you places
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basqueshaman
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21889345 - 07/02/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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As often as I need to
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Hayoxp
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: basqueshaman]
#21889362 - 07/02/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Depends, sometimes it's a huge shit or sometimes its small shits.. in the 1-3 range, never got passed 4 shits a day tho 
Edit: Sometimes takes 1-3 days
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Seriously_trippin
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I'm lucky if I have a shit every 2 days.
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Giftofdeprivation
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: shadyy]
#21892710 - 07/03/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: every once in awhile i'll go without for a day
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shadyy said: Try about 4 times only happens once
I always find that disconcerting. Like dealing with dud fireworks, instant trepidation; any form of chaos can erupt and it WILL be messy...
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OhMrJohnson said: Taking a shit in the morning after coffee is a daily ritual
Ahh yes, the Morning Glory.
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Bill_Oreilly said: its pretty odd OP wants to know this from us.
We will now begin the video portion of this poll...
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nooneman


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Once at the most. I try to go at least 1 day between poops though.
I can't believe I'm posting in this thread
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shadyy
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lol hey i didn't say that
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Giftofdeprivation
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: shadyy]
#21892886 - 07/03/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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quotefail
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twelvelookslikeu said:""
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nooneman said: Once at the most. I try to go at least 1 day between poops though. I can't believe I'm posting in this thread 
That doesn't sound healthy bro, you're backed up, see a doctor! And you'd better be glad you did post here, I probably just saved your life!
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nooneman


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I like it this way. If there's something wrong with me, I'll keep it
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larry.fisherman
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: nooneman]
#21893584 - 07/03/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometiems I like to keep a fat shit in there for a while so I can muster up some hella funky shit stank for the masses.
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jordymartin
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once per day
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Niffla



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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#21910839 - 07/07/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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4HO-DMT said: Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.
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Lophosaurus
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Niffla]
#21910971 - 07/07/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once a day and then maybe once per weekend. NOt sure why it changes on the weekend
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#21910980 - 07/07/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Usually once a day, but I skip a day here and there. My diet is not very consistent, sometimes I'm getting a lot of fiber and sometimes I'm not. I realize I should probably be eating three square meals a day but it's just such a pain in the ass, I don't know how anybody pulls that off.
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Almond Flour
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21911109 - 07/07/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once daily. Twice when I was a vegetarian eating lots of grains
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21911297 - 07/07/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Depends how much heroin I've been doing. Usually once every 5 days
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Almond Flour
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: highasfuk]
#21911325 - 07/07/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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highasfuk said: Depends how much heroin I've been doing. Usually once every 5 days
Thats so fucking unhealthy
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4HO-DMT


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Niffla]
#21911361 - 07/07/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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4HO-DMT said: Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.

Yep, sometimes I can't believe it. I'm thinking, "fuck, I didn't eat that much."
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highasfuk


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21911541 - 07/07/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said:
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highasfuk said: Depends how much heroin I've been doing. Usually once every 5 days
Thats so fucking unhealthy
Yeah I was just kidding, I poop like once a day sometimes twice. I can't say I haven't been there though fucked up on dope and only able to shit a couple times a week if I'm lucky
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Salomon
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: highasfuk]
#21911565 - 07/07/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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like one every 2-3 days
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