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OfflineGiftofdeprivation
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How many times do you poop a day?
    #21888368 - 07/02/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We can always use another shitpost.

Lately I've been eating a lot of spicy foods and usually drop trow 3 times in the first 3 hours of the day.

It's a time killer, but I'm doing what I love most.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21888383 - 07/02/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

once tops


sometimes not at all. its 5oclock PM and I have not pooped today


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21888409 - 07/02/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

usually once or twice. every once in awhile i'll go without for a day


there were entire weeks when i wouldnt shit back in HS though, after i quit taking ritalin. that was miserable. my digestive system was just so used to the stims that they ground nearly to a halt for months


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Adolin]
    #21888456 - 07/02/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends, days without kratom, ill poop once or none. Not even lile constipated, just don't have to till the end of the day. With kratom probly 4-5 times a day.


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21888523 - 07/02/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21888575 - 07/02/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Taking a shit in the morning after coffee is a daily ritual

Other than that it's pretty sporadic but anywhere from 2-4 times a day


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21888610 - 07/02/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

At least 3-4 times a day for as long as I can remember...at least


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21889177 - 07/02/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've dropped heat twice today so far

I usually go at least once...not going at all makes me feel like a fucking idiot


na it just seems unhealthy to not poop AT Least once per day


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21889192 - 07/02/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My son fully pooped 7 times in a 24 hour period yesterday, it was crazy.

Over the weekend I calculated the adjusted weight of his lunch if he weighed 180 lbs.  It was the equivalent of eating 8.65 pounds of food.  That's a standard meal for him.

He's the most intense person I've ever met.


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21889209 - 07/02/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Try about 4 times only happens once


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21889219 - 07/02/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Usually one time a day


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21889221 - 07/02/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I haven't pooped in over 48 hours


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: 4HO-DMT] * 1
    #21889230 - 07/02/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

4HO-DMT said:
Usually once, but sometimes as many as 6 times.





You're full of shit.


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21889235 - 07/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

its pretty odd OP wants to know this from us. I bet hes going to jack off to this information.


"OHHHH YAAA OHH BILL YOU POOP ONCE A DAY BABY OOO YAAA YOU A BAD BOY"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21889245 - 07/02/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Between 0 to 4 depending on everything


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Patlal]
    #21889270 - 07/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

16 was my max, don't ask how I know or why I would even keep count.

upwards of 40 if you count the time leading up to the colonoscopy I had to get.


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21889311 - 07/02/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
My son fully pooped 7 times in a 24 hour period yesterday, it was crazy.

Over the weekend I calculated the adjusted weight of his lunch if he weighed 180 lbs.  It was the equivalent of eating 8.65 pounds of food.  That's a standard meal for him.

He's the most intense person I've ever met.




One day you'll be able to sit in between his shoulders and have him carry you places


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21889345 - 07/02/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

As often as I need to:shrug:


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21889362 - 07/02/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Depends, sometimes it's a huge shit or sometimes its small shits.. in the 1-3 range, never got passed 4 shits a day tho :shrug:

Edit: Sometimes takes 1-3 days


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Re: How many times do you poop a day? [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21889373 - 07/02/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm lucky if I have a shit every 2 days.


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