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OfflineYetionbooms
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New Yeti On The Block
    #21883875 - 07/01/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thought I would just pop in and say hi! I've done all my research, gathered all of my supplies, and just ordered my spores today!!!! I am planning on going through and recording my entire first cultivation and posting it here. Hopefully I can get a ton of advice and, possibly even help someone else. I'm keepin it simple the first time. I'm going to use PF tek and a brown rice flower substrate. Super pumped


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms] * 1
    #21883881 - 07/01/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you're a cop? :cop:

But welcome to the shroomery, glad you joined! Enjoy your stay and know that everything I say or claim I did is fictional, just for future reference...officer.

:aweyeah:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21883883 - 07/01/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hi


I recommend you don't post in the pub quite yet, which leads me to this

inb4 newbie flame


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/1


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OfflineYetionbooms
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21883905 - 07/01/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah dude, totally a cop. :smile:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms] * 3
    #21883944 - 07/01/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Yeah dude, totally a cop. :smile:



:ban:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21883976 - 07/01/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So everyone new is a cop? GEEEZ. One of the first things the site tells you to do is go to the pub. I'm just tryin to find some like minded individuals up in this bitch.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21883981 - 07/01/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

One of the first things the site tells you to do is go to the pub.




:lol:

Times have changed since they put that in I am sure.

:lol:


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OfflineYetionbooms
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884006 - 07/01/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.


The main reason being people always seem to be so damn clicked up and douchey to anyone trying to join the community


Edited by Yetionbooms (07/01/15 05:50 PM)


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884017 - 07/01/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884022 - 07/01/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.


The main reason being people always seem to be so damn clicked up and douchey to anyone trying to join the community




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884041 - 07/01/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.



They are just kidding. You are welcome to post wherever you please. Ask specific questions in the cultivation forum and you will learn lots of tips and shortcuts.
I'm new to computers myself...this site is very much worth learning to use though. You won't believe how intelligent some of the members are.


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21884042 - 07/01/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We're just hazing you because you're a new guy, you'll get the hang of the site pretty quickly, most people are pretty friendly on the site, the pub especially is more filled with people who will ridicule you, but most of the time it's just jokes. I hope you stick around.


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884088 - 07/01/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What SirShroomAlot is saying is true, it is just a new member hazing.

Read this, it will show how new members are greeted, and eventually assimilate into the community.

:cheers:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: TNK]
    #21884143 - 07/01/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Its tradition.

If someone doesn't call a new member a cop, then you aren't on the shroomery


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21884164 - 07/01/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I may stick around just to clown on the lot of ya! I've just rekindled my love affair with the beautiful psilocybin


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OfflineTNK
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884183 - 07/01/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
I may stick around just to clown on the lot of ya!





:nonono:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: TNK]
    #21884256 - 07/01/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:dancer:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms] * 1
    #21884341 - 07/01/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.


The main reason being people always seem to be so damn clicked up and douchey to anyone trying to join the community



I highly recommend the OTD form for experienced advice.:trippnballs:


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OfflineTNK
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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21884439 - 07/01/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21884447 - 07/01/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

basqueshaman said:
Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.


The main reason being people always seem to be so damn clicked up and douchey to anyone trying to join the community



I highly recommend the OTD form for experienced advice.:trippnballs:




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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884583 - 07/01/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
I may stick around just to clown on the lot of ya! I've just rekindled my love affair with the beautiful psilocybin



Bla Bla Bla yea mushrooms are sacred I don't want to grow them to get high. In all honesty go to cultivation Lots of good people there that know their manure from their Agar.


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Yetionbooms]
    #21884600 - 07/01/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
I've just rekindled my love affair with the beautiful psilocybin




So you're gay now? Mushrooms turned me gay.


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21884715 - 07/01/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

basqueshaman said:
Quote:

Yetionbooms said:
Well, would one of you kind folk point me in the right direction? I don't know what fuck I'm doing... I haven't been on any sort of forum since I was 15.


The main reason being people always seem to be so damn clicked up and douchey to anyone trying to join the community



I highly recommend the OTD form for experienced advice.:trippnballs:








This.


Look for the users "emf" "bitter cactus" and "sheekle" because they are the forums Head Shamans. They guide the shroomery ceremonies and are basically so high up on the human-being totem-pole they are basically illuminati aliens. Don't even call them by their own usernames..they like the name "God" or something of the likes of that.

Don't take ANY advice FROM ANYONE unless its from  "Sheekle" "emf" or "bitter cactus"


welcome to the shroomery and enjoy! Also, if you have ANY questions and want to send flaming bags of poop to ANYONE...they love things like that :wink:


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Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: New Yeti On The Block [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21885144 - 07/01/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Welcome newbie! Dont listen to Bill, put emf and bitter cactus on ignore at haste.

And stay out of OTD :lol:

:cop:


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