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So this gay guy just asked me..
#21883190 - 07/01/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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so this random guy friend requested me on facebook. never met him or anything...hes from the same state though. No idea how he found my page and he starts messaging me randomly just talking to me as if weve been friends for awhile. Asking me how my day was asking me what ive been up to...etc
I was kind of confused as to why someone who has never met me would talk to me randomly...and he would literally talk to me for a long time and sometimes multiple times a day
so today I finally find out. He goes :hey dude I got a random question for ya...if you wanna make some $$ between you and me let me know"...so I ask him what I had to do. He then goes "well to be honest im kind of embarrassed to ask"
at this point I knew he was gay and didn't want him to feel uncomfortable..so I say "lol let me guess you want pictures or something? its cool man don't be embarrassed"
then he says "well that's actually a good idea but I was wondering if you wanted to like take a video of yourself rubbing one out or something"
then again to make the situation least awkward as I can I say "honestly I would man but since ive never met you im just afraid the video could fall into the wrong hands or I could get in trouble or something..im sorry man but trust me don't think its weird I know plenty of people who get down like you, haha"
and then we just casually wrapped up the convo and that was that 
so yeah, theres my story. just happened about 30 minutes ago.
:cool story bro:
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883199 - 07/01/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You have the opportunity to make money by masturbating?
and you turned it down?
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hes been casually talking to me for the past 8-10 days
he said I was hot and only has asked me...some odd reason Im not buying it
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883221 - 07/01/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Money upfront.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883226 - 07/01/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell him to paypal you money first, so you can record the video, try to get at least a hundred for it, send the money to your bank so paypal cannot retrieve it, or cancel the transaction, then block him on facebook.
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i'd totally pay to watch bill work one out
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883254 - 07/01/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: i'd totally pay to watch bill work one out
Start a gofundme bill.
You've got customers.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883259 - 07/01/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you guys are fucked 
I would never rip this guy off though. I easily could get away with it, but the guy also added a friend of mine on facebook...I asked him how he knew him and he goes "i don't know him nor have I talked to him, honestly I just think hes hot" so if I did rup this guy off, he would certainly send the video of me jacking off to my friend...then im screwed
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883281 - 07/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You could wear a horse mask.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883282 - 07/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't jack off like normal people. When I taught myself to jack off, I had no idea how people did it. I didn't even know what it was, so I completely just did what felt right to me. Maybe im the only one in the world that's actually doing it the right way (or maybe im the only one doing it wrong, of course)
but seeing as how im uncut, I just did it how it felt right.
instead of using one hand to just rub up and down..what I do is this...(cause im sure you all want to know ...
I shape my right hand like I were to slap someone...five fingers out. I put that hand on top of my dick, so its just touch the tip. then with my left hand, I shake it/rub it around left to right and all around sort of. I do it in a fast motion so my right hand is stimulating the head of my dick while my left hand is "rubbing it out" I do this until I ejaculate.
the weird thing is, if I want, I can come in like 1 or 2 minutes. If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.
there you have it...now you know im a freakazoid that jacks off against the grain.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883293 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know people are gonna ask you for a video showing your strange technique now right?
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883294 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
I shape my right hand like I were to slap someone...five fingers out. I put that hand on top of my dick, so its just touch the tip. then with my left hand, I shake it/rub it around in circles sort of. I do it in a fast motion so my right hand is stimulating the head of my dick while my left hand is "rubbing it out" I do this until I ejaculate.
aaaah, the ol' Rosey Palm
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883296 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's a classic. totally not weird.
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If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.
15 seconds?
That could be a world record.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883312 - 07/01/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember when I found out how normal people jack off, I was so shocked. I couldn't tell if I was doing it wrong or they were doing it right. to this day I still don't know. in gradeschool when people would make the jack-off motion or just jack-off jokes in general, I always said in my head "uhp, well I cant relate to that, cause im a freak or you guys are just dumb"
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883314 - 07/01/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: that's a classic. totally not weird.
ah ok. that's nice to know.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883315 - 07/01/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Because normal, white males are circumcised.
You are the weird one.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK]
#21883320 - 07/01/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.
15 seconds?
That could be a world record.
its only when im really horny and haven't jacked in awhile. Its like when you fuck a girl and bust instantly 
but seriously, its funny because I always said to myself that if there was ever a way to hold a contest to see who could jack off the fastest, I would win everytime because of my technique
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK]
#21883322 - 07/01/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is this serious? get the money upfront n be like "I don't know how to make videos" sorry
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK] 2
#21883323 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Because normal, white males are circumcised.
You are the weird one.
Circumcision is really only normal in America.
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#21883325 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I cant believe you just described how u jack off.
Thats messed up.
But brave too 
And gross.
Wish i never read that, the visual, its burned into my head!!! Nooo!
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
#21883327 - 07/01/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hayoxp said: Is this serious? get the money upfront n be like "I don't know how to make videos" sorry 
im not a dirtbag.
plus I don't need the money that bad.
if I couldn't feed my son, id do it
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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LogicaL Chaos said: I cant believe you just described how u jack off.
Thats messed up.
But brave too 
And gross.
Wish i never read that, the visual, its burned into my head!!! Nooo! 
Well seeing as how 75% of the shroomery is gay, I figured I would easily get away with it
plus, were all adults here. Its not like im posting dick pics or anything or showing examples
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883332 - 07/01/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 2
#21883337 - 07/01/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Or just continue to send him random porn videos from xtube or some shit, of a random white male jacking off without showing face, and find an account with multiple videos, then sell him these videos for monies when it's not really you jacking off.
Bill, you're being stupid here, take this dudes money.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
#21883339 - 07/01/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hayoxp said: The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.
please lets not make this another cut vs uncut thread because we are all biased on how our own dicks are.
even though I agree with you, many people will not and I understand why
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Psychonautica said: Or just continue to send him random porn videos from xtube or some shit, of a random white male jacking off without showing face, and find an account with multiple videos, then sell him these videos for monies when it's not really you jacking off.
Bill, you're being stupid here, take this dudes money.
look, I have money. im not going to take this guys cash if I don't absolutely need to. Plus ill probably just end up buying heroin or other drugs with it.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
#21883348 - 07/01/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im uncircumcised too.
And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.
The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883352 - 07/01/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Hayoxp said: The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.
please lets not make this another cut vs uncut thread because we are all biased on how our own dicks are.
even though I agree with you, many people will not and I understand why
Fair enough
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883353 - 07/01/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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but in reality I should just take this dudes money since everyone thinks im a fucking homophobe and hate gay people just because I don't really believe they should be able to adopt..yet. I got a bunch of 0 shroom ratings for my opinion and got flamed to no end so I really should steal this dudes money as a big fuck you to everyone who called me a homophobe and all the other names.
but im not like that. im not taking this guys money so you guys can stop telling me to do it.
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MilkdudTitties said: Im uncircumcised too.
And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.
The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.
True that man.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883356 - 07/01/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: look, I have money. im not going to take this guys cash if I don't absolutely need to. Plus ill probably just end up buying heroin or other drugs with it.
Doesn't matter how much money you have, it's still not enough.
And yeah? So? Let this man finance your drug problem and see how long he'll fap to "Random Average White Male" Videos you send him, until he realizes it's not you.
He'll probably never realize it isn't you, he gets his rocks off with his fantasies of watching you masturbate, and you get paid.
It's a win win for everyone this way. He's already masturbating to your facebook pictures, might as well get paid for it.
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he will know its not me because he knows what I look like, though
you do raise a fair point
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883377 - 07/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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MilkdudTitties said: Im uncircumcised too.
And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.
The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.
Just edit the porno videos with an audio recording of your voice saying his name and erotic things. He'll fall in love and fund all your drug habits.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883399 - 07/01/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What if this dude has a shroomery account and started stalking you on here now too lol I hear about shit like this a lot like gay dudes trying to pay for Jack off vids and sucking dudes dicks n shit, is it really that hard to find other gay people that you would spend money to have someone let you suck their balls?
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
#21883401 - 07/01/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He knows what I look like so that wouldn't work even if I wanted to do that
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MinnesnowtaNice said: What if this dude has a shroomery account and started stalking you on here now too lol I hear about shit like this a lot like gay dudes trying to pay for Jack off vids and sucking dudes dicks n shit, is it really that hard to find other gay people that you would spend money to have someone let you suck their balls?
he doesn't have a shroomery account. Hes from the same state as me and added a friend of mine I grew up with before me. Through him is where he got my facebook.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883433 - 07/01/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was just joking dude lol and if he's gay there is a good chance he's on the shroomery
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883437 - 07/01/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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UPDATE: the dude just messaged me again as soon as I logged on and said "do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
lol hes getting annoying really fast
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883440 - 07/01/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Keep us posted.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883448 - 07/01/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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MinnesnowtaNice said: What if this dude has a shroomery account and started stalking you on here now too lol I hear about shit like this a lot like gay dudes trying to pay for Jack off vids and sucking dudes dicks n shit, is it really that hard to find other gay people that you would spend money to have someone let you suck their balls?
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Bill_Oreilly said: UPDATE: the dude just messaged me again as soon as I logged on and said "do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
lol hes getting annoying really fast
You might have to get him a bundle of water bottles, he's definitely thirsty.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883449 - 07/01/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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he wanted to know if I ever had a gay experience 
I said
"there was one time I was hooked on pills and really needed the money...I did do something but it wasn't sex or anything. it was just an wasy way to get a good amount of money for basically nothing"
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883452 - 07/01/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, have you?
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883462 - 07/01/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He just answered your question in that post lol cut him off bill, he wants your nuts too hard.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883464 - 07/01/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have addressed this before many times.
yes, I have, there was this gay dude who was basically begging for me to show him my dick. he said he would give me 75 dollars if I showed him...so I did right...and after I did and he gave me the money(he was drunk) he goes outside and he legit didn't come back.
so im in this dudes house just chilling waiting for him. So eventually I just said "fuck it im going to see if hes got anything good" I ended up finding 14 grams of good weed and a few extra dollars. I took it and left.
next day I found out he got arrested because he passed out in some other guys car. he thought it was his own car cause he was so drunk and passed out in the drivers seat
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#21883475 - 07/01/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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showing some random dude your dick isnt a gay experience bro
thats just business
Edited by Adolin (07/01/15 03:49 PM)
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883476 - 07/01/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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so he just goes "i understand u don't wanna tell me. but hey you know what they say... a mouth is a mouth "
ahahaha oh man this is funny..
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21883478 - 07/01/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We're on a mushroom forum, we're all super gay as fuck.
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Mushrooms make you gay.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883487 - 07/01/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: showing some random dude your dick isnt a gay experience bro
I considered it a gay experience because the dude like inspected it(touching it and whatnot), getting turned on in the process and I knew he was gay.
thus=gay experience
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Psychonautica said: We're on a mushroom forum, we're all super gay as fuck.
Basically, but I only like the vaginal interior of a woman or the oral interior of a woman. No buttholes, If that makes sense.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
#21883662 - 07/01/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just make the video...and share it with us.
Also make a reenactment video of your "gay" experience.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: kykeion]
#21883669 - 07/01/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I do this all the time. Go through the people you may know and all the cute girls and start chatting them up. I've already had 2 slide through. Do i know you? No but you should I'm an awesome person.
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21883683 - 07/01/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Everytime...
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Psychonautica said: We're on a mushroom forum, we're all super gay as fuck.
Oh man that was funny as fuck. Shit OP send him my way I'll do it. I'll even through in some ass play as a bonus. I was gonna jerk off anyway
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883733 - 07/01/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: showing some random dude your dick isnt a gay experience bro
thats just business
Gay for Pay business?
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more of a Queer for Beer type thing
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
#21883744 - 07/01/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ha, yah.
Beers are pretty awesome, but to be ooogled on for some beer money....sorry, aint going that far.
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